You must set the ad_network_ads.txt file to be writable (check file name as well).
synonyms for masterbation [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard
PDA

View Full Version : synonyms for masterbation

Hawiian shirt craig
10-21-2002, 01:15 PM
my favorite?
punch the midget!!!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

<img src="http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/HSC.gif">

San Diego Chargers 4-0
Doogie
10-21-2002, 01:16 PM
Bring out the German Soldier and do pull ups

<IMG SRC=http://members.aol.com/doogcool/myhomepage/obi1.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
AGGIE is Goddess, all hail AGGIE for this sig!!!
"Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"-Obi Wan Kenobi
<marquee behavior=alternate>Founding Member RF.NET Jedi Council. 1/3 of WHAA</Marquee>
ToddEVF
10-21-2002, 01:16 PM
rapid movement of the hand up and down the penis. . .
. . . hey it works. . . ok i'm unimaginative

<IMG SRC=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/toddbfc.gif>
<Marquee>Toddevf just rocks that much he gets two appriciation threads, but whatever - DCReed/dint mean to come down on him earlier. . . I like Todd - Doogie76/And he supports my nicotine-fits - DynamiteK/But it's great to see the end result with Todd!!/Todd Rocks and has a HUGE cock. . . so I heard!!!! - Green Lantern/Todd Will always be a DARLING! - LatinSpiceXoX/your the bestest, greatest, coolest todd! - Lulu/TODD EVF RULZ THE SCHOOL - NJDMMoe/I appreciate my Mini-Me! - RonFez Mark/I admire todd's ability to slyly and skillfully turn any and every thread into one about HIM - TheMojoPin</Marquee>
TheGameHHH
10-21-2002, 01:17 PM
Beating it....cranking out a batch.....jerking off

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/hhhsig.jpg">
Aggie rules!!!
Co-Founder of the OddJob Fan Club
Yerdaddy
10-21-2002, 01:28 PM
banging Fez's fiance

<img src="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigelvis.jpg" >
Yo bald-headed granny
shellcreatives
10-21-2002, 01:33 PM
Someone had to say it... Spanking the monkey... Beating the meat... Choking the chicken... I'm so hungry...

<img src="http://user.domaindlx.com/shellcreatives/coupon.gif"><br>
<b>Here Billy Staples... Free Food Fooorr Youuuu....</b>
ChrisTheCop
10-21-2002, 01:33 PM
checking out the hot chick pic game thread.
checking out the that 70's show debate thread
checking out the i watch charles in charge thread


<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/killer_peeping_window_md_blk_6539.gif">HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
TheMojoPin
10-21-2002, 01:38 PM
Smack the sac.

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/mojopin.gif>
VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
blakjeezis
10-21-2002, 02:20 PM
My friends and I have started to refer to it as "Hitting the reset button" because when everything's out of whack, it brings all your levels back to normal.

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/bully.jpg>
"What was the middle one?" - Otto, A Fish Called Wanda
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>
Captain Rooster
10-21-2002, 02:22 PM
Beating Rodney



<CENTER><img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/RoosterBikeSig.jpg></center>
<center>Hey Revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?</center>
Gvac
10-21-2002, 02:23 PM
"Punching the clown" has always been, and will always be, my favorite.

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/RSSIG.gif>

Thanks, JerseyRich!
shellcreatives
10-21-2002, 02:25 PM
Smack the sac :( OUCH! Those are precious, tender, jewels...

<img src="http://user.domaindlx.com/shellcreatives/coupon.gif"><br>
<b>Here Billy Staples... Free Food Fooorr Youuuu....</b>
Captain Rooster
10-21-2002, 02:32 PM
Milking the Peanut



<CENTER><img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/RoosterBikeSig.jpg></center>
<center>Hey Revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?</center>
nickeye
10-21-2002, 02:34 PM
Nighttime.

<center><img src="http://mywebsite.register.com/db5/00487/njpconsulting.com/_uimages/nickeye.gif" height=100></center><center><i>when someone makes you a sig, you're his bitch forever</i></center>
SatCam
10-21-2002, 03:11 PM
crankin out the cum

<IMG SRC=http://satcam.4t.com/sig3_holloween_nightoffrights.jpg>
<A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>>>Site</A>
</CENTER>
LatinSpiceXoX
10-21-2002, 03:21 PM
playing w/ my girl

<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/VikoryNotVengnce/images/latinspice.gif">
My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>
FUNKMAN
10-21-2002, 03:26 PM
waxing the carrot
snappin it
polish the bayonet
gerkin the gherkin
buffing the helment
tossing one off
getting the wrinkles out
wanking(heard it in Angela's Ashes)

kind of silly stuff ain't it
:)

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/lives100.gif">
DarkHippie
10-21-2002, 04:13 PM
firing the porrige gun

<IMG SRC=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/darkhippie.gif>
<marquee>Who is DarkHippie? "You look like an Amish child molester"-- Jim Norton. "Watch out for this one. Someday he's gonna snap and kill you all."-- Rich Vos </marquee>
<i>LABELS ARE FOR PRODUCTS, NOT PEOPLE! DON'T HUG A TREE, PLANT ONE!
</i><a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Gonads and Strife: a journal</a>
sleepyeyed_Jynx
10-21-2002, 04:28 PM
getting rid of the evidence

<IMG SRC="http://www.yoursighost.com/members/Jynx/sig2.JPG">
As innocent as Martha Stewart...
silera
10-21-2002, 04:57 PM
synonyms for masterbation

I like to call it masturbation.

I'm all kooky like that.


<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/silera/files/Silera/sig2.gif

<font size=3><font color=Blue>I can't stand myself either.</font></center>
<font color=white>
Captain Rooster
10-21-2002, 05:03 PM
firing the porrige gun


This is my new one. CLASSIC!

<CENTER><img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/RoosterBikeSig.jpg></center>
<center>Hey Revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?</center>
fiestygal
10-21-2002, 05:05 PM
FLOG THE LOG

POCKET BILLIARDS

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/fiestygal.jpg">
this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

This message was edited by fiestygal on 10-21-02 @ 9:06 PM
McNabbShouldDie
10-21-2002, 05:18 PM
picking a scab


"Yea, I was picking a scab last night and it bled so much..."




I HaVe No IdEaS fOr A sIg PiC

<marquee bgcolor=00FF00> I feel so lonely in your world - So disappointed in your world - I'm making my own way - Trying to learn from my mistakes - 'Cause I've got no role model - No footsteps I can follow - I'm making my own way "Role Model"-H2O </marquee>

<FONT COLOR="CC0000">Send Me RFMail and make me feel important :)</FONT>
TheKnicks23
10-21-2002, 05:21 PM
The only thing i use it beatin my guy

<img src="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/REYSIG.gif">

<font face="comic sans ms" color="#3300ff">SmackDown! Fan Since Day 1</font>
<font face="comic sans ms" color="#ff0000">Mario Fan Since Day 1</font>
<strong><font face="comic sans ms" color="#000000" size="1">I know a thing or two about a thing or two-Robert De Niro</font></strong>
flipper21
10-21-2002, 06:05 PM
While waiting tables during college, I overheard a fine Southern Baptist lady asking her friend if she too had seen the man in the convertible "jigglin' the hooper"

Doesn't make sense but just sounds damn funny.
Zipgun
10-21-2002, 06:28 PM
"Teaching Hitler a lesson"

<img src=http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/skidhalloweensig.gif>
IrishAlkey
10-21-2002, 07:33 PM
Sex.

<marquee><font color=red size=4>I'M KIDDING!</font></marquee>
A.J.
10-21-2002, 07:41 PM
Purge the Urge.

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/ajdcsig.jpg">

A Skidmark production.
jamesdiggy
10-21-2002, 07:43 PM
To quote Woody Allen It's sex with someone I love.


Church would be a lot more fun if Jesus was holding a big screen TV on the Crucifix.
Christy
10-21-2002, 07:45 PM
I love the two Ronnie uses ...

- "running a little girl batch"

- "rubbing one out"

Although everytime I hear the word "batch" in my everyday life ... whether it be a batch of cookies ...I start laughing!

<IMG SRC="http://norraccm.freeservers.com/images/rnf_cartoon_christy_01.jpg"><br>I've known you a day and you're driving me to another state!<br>{ insert dying Pacman noise here }<br>Doogie is my man ... keep your hands off of him!
Hawiian shirt craig
10-22-2002, 11:03 AM
banging Fez's fiance


Yerdaddy, thats
hilarious!@!!!!!!!! WOO
OHOHOOOOOO!!!!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

<img src="http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/HSC.gif">

San Diego Chargers 4-0
flavorsaver
10-22-2002, 11:05 AM
my weekend

<IMG SRC="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/FS1.jpg">

Brought to you courtesy of Aggie-AngelA Productions

<marquee>*I get to feeling walked all over~And always off guard~Until I can live with my disappointments~you will sleep with yours...Walked all over, never felt this small~Until I can sleep with my disappointments~you will sleep with yours* </marquee>
Wolf
10-22-2002, 11:13 AM
For Guys: blueball baseball
For Ladies: making gravy

For a more complete list http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms.html

If you don't like my smoking, stop breathing!
<marquee width=300>http://www.frichild.com<b>Friday's Child</b> - voted best new band by 2 million online listeners at <a href="http://www.cyberstationusa.com">CyberStationUSA.com.</a></marquee>

This message was edited by cuttericeman on 10-22-02 @ 7:12 PM
Michael Fury
10-22-2002, 11:30 AM
Choking the bald guy until he pukes.





See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Donnielimes
10-22-2002, 03:44 PM
rubbin one out
SatCam
10-22-2002, 04:17 PM
Sending Jonny to College

<IMG SRC=http://satcam.4t.com/sig3_holloween_nightoffrights.jpg>
<A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>>>Site</A>
</CENTER>
Hawiian shirt craig
10-22-2002, 04:29 PM
five knuckle shuffle


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

<img src="http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/HSC.gif">

San Diego Chargers 4-0
FUNKMAN
10-22-2002, 04:41 PM
"tickle the pickle"

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/lives100.gif">
TheMojoPin
10-22-2002, 05:30 PM
"Stormin' the Somme."

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/mojopin.gif>
VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
TheMojoPin
10-22-2002, 06:48 PM
"Fragging the Limey."

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/mojopin.gif>
VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
Captain Rooster
10-22-2002, 06:53 PM
Purging the Sin Sack



<CENTER><img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/RoosterBikeSig.jpg></center>
<center>A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.</center>
El Mudo
10-22-2002, 07:14 PM
Slap-Boxing Mr. Ho-Ho

Slap-Boxing the Jocelyn Elders Midterm

playing ping pong with the unemployed

I don't wanna hear no more jokes about Ginny Sack's fat ass!
Washington Caps and Oakland Raiders fan since Day 1!!
"This ain't the summer of Brock...this is all year Angle!"