WHY can't guys put the toilet seat down?

[Aggie]

I know this is a very cliche question, but really, why?

I just went to use my bathroom and the f'ing toilet seat was up! There were workmen in my apartment today so they must have done it. It usually doesn't bug me that much, but I was just annoyed......

........and I can't tell you the number of times (when I was with my ex) that I've walked to the bathroom in the middle of the night, with my eyes closed, feeling my way to the bathroom - and when I sat down - SPLASH - ass right in the toilet. Try to be courteous. Thank you.

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[ToddEVF]

honestly, i do put the seat down. . . most guys are just lazy. thats what it comes down to Aggie.

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[McNabbShouldDie]

WHY cant girls just suck it up and put the seat down yourselves, ya bunch of lazy pie bakers

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i think that answer would be the MEANING OF LIFE!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Because not enough guys put it up when they pee. And then it splashes all up along the bottom of the seat, nobody cleans it, and after a few days, the bathroom reeks. Best to leave it up at all times, since the laziness that leads to NOT putting the seat down also leads to us NOT putting it up when we tinkle.

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[canofsoup15]

Why dont girls try to not put the seat down, then youll really see how much fun it really is to be an outlaw. lol jk, and by the way, nice sig todd.

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[hyperspace]

i just pee with the seat down and wipe it off if i misfire.

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[Knowledged_one]

I think the real question is: Why cant girls pee standing up?

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[irishkb]

it all depends on the girl to guy ration in the house they grew up in... the more females, the less chance of the seat to be up... the more males no chance of the seat being down.

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[Captain Rooster]

You actually want me to reach all the way down to the seat...and then actually pull it up? Geez, want me to paint the house too?

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[TheGameHHH]

Oh just suck it up and put it down yourself. We have to put it up every time we pee, so why can't you put it down every time you have to as well?

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[Aggie]

Oh just suck it up and put it down yourself. We have to put it up every time we pee, so why can't you put it down every time you have to as well?
Because you guys get to pee standing up.

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[Tallguy 22]

its not fun to sit on the seat when we misfire.

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[TheMojoPin]

Because you guys get to pee standing up.

You girls usually get fancier public bathrooms.

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[A.J.]

I put it down -- when I make a poopie (apologies to Jennitalia).

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[schmega]

because there are days(not EVERY day) when my pee parts like the red sea. theres a wider margin of error with the seat up. plus its just more inviting.

[ChrisTheCop]

There were workmen in my apartment today

Gettin a little work done, eh? (nudge nudge)
Layin some pipe? (wink wink)
getting pounded like a nail, huh? (wocka wocka) taking care of the old wood floor? (honk honk)
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[Aggie]

over aggie

?

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[IrishAlkey]

I'd much rather piss sitting down.

I'm lazy.

Stop complaining and fix me supper!

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[El Mudo]

i think it be pretty funny to see a chick that thinks the seats down, but isnt back in and fall in the toilet. id pay 10 dollars just to see that...

that and the birds eat rice and blow up..

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[IrishAlkey]

I'll add another $10!

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[Earth2RON]

Aren't females suppose to hover over the toilet anyways?

I always put the toilet seat down its not such a hard thing to do when you really think about it!

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[Yerdaddy]

I put it down every time. It keeps my girlfriend from drinking out of it.

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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, Ron put it best...why are girls just backing up blindly into the toilet? Guys spend every other bathroom trip sitting down for a beautiful BM, and I know I check everytime to see if I've got the seat down...

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[IrishAlkey]

I put it down every time. It keeps my girlfriend from drinking out of it.



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[F1Gm3nT]

mother, sis and grandma smacked me enough times on the head to make me learn to put the seat down
so yeah Im well trained... wont you take me home with you?

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[Ryan the Great]

i put the seat down every time only because im so used to it. zip up, flush, seat down.

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[Ron Zoni]

i put the seat down every time only because im so used to it. zip up, flush, seat down
You grew up in a house full of women, didn't you.

[yarpwizard]

I always put the seat down...just a force of habit I guess.

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The reason why us guys don't put the seat down is because we're just too fuckin' lazy! point blank! Isn't that what you girls say about us guys anyway?

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[DreamWeaver]

I've come to realize that yes, men are lazy and they don't put the seat down. It's a losing battle. Oh well, who cares.

But speaking of toilets, what really sickens me is fucking chicks dripping blood all over the seat. That is disgusting. When you stand up to flush, how do you not see that you're leaking all over the place?? I don't want to look at your uterine lining. Clean that shit up.

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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 10-18-02 @ 9:16 AM

[my_mr_happy]

ok.. that last coment about blood.. I almost lost my lunch. What I don't get are when people don't clean up their own after it looks like their a$$ Exploded!!!! Like a explosion of A$$ hit the seat and it's up on the wall... sick.

[DreamWeaver]

you're having lunch at 9:37am?

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[my_mr_happy]

=) you know what I mean. I just don't understand how someones A$$ can EXPLODE!!! like that is weird and wrong...

[Wolf]

Does it matter if the lid is down as well, or just the seat? I close the lid too, because I don't want to drop anything into the toliet by accident. I also don't want to see if my roommates didn't flush properly.

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I always put the seat down


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[SRFSTARVD]

I dont put it down cause i kept getting my dick caught...I need to learn to tuck it back a bit.



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[GodsFavoriteMan]

I just tore the damn thing off

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[TheMojoPin]

A$$

Man, that's one money ass, baby...

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[SRFSTARVD]

I just tore the damn thing off


the seat or your D?

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[TheMojoPin]

JUST LOOK AT THE GODDAMN SEAT. What the hell are you doing, backing down the hallway and into the bathroom? Christ, and we let these people vote now...

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[cartman29]

The seat should stay up because otherwise u might crap on the seat

[LatinSpiceXoX]

oops.. see below.

This message was edited by LatinSpiceXoX on 10-18-02 @ 8:19 PM

[LatinSpiceXoX]

I think the real question is: Why cant girls pee standing up? I tried this once... just as an experiment, it works, but it's not as comfy. <P>
In the middle of the night, half asleep, who is conscious enough to look at the seat? <P>
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[cartman29]

Ur too sleepy to look so u crap on the seat...

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[cartman29]

good question

[GodsFavoriteMan]

the seat or your D?



The seat. But ever since this boating accident I had. . .

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[Theamazingpudthumper]

Alright...do woman back up like a truck or something with the "beep beep beep" noise? Whenever I gotta take a BM in the middle of the night I check for the seat...feel first...if you touch cold porcelian it's not a good thing.Feel first in the middle of the night.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

When they complain to much i piss allover the palce wall floor etc.. A few beers and i'm a wildman

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[cartman29]

Crapping on the seat is fun!

[PamR&Ffan]

I we make them touch the seat to raise it, only seems fair we touch it to lower it, as long as they haven't pee'd all over it in the dark! <P> <P>

[FollowThisLogic]

Y'know, I never leave the seat up. Never.

I think it's kind of and OCD/Monk kind of thing though, rather than courtesy, as I live alone. What can I say, sometimes some things just have to be done a certain way or else they bug the crap out of me.

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[Death Metal Moe]

You women don't REALLY want us to put the seat down, or you'd have one less fucking thing to COMPLAIN ABOUT.

I'll tell you why I don't put it down, cause I GET OFF knowing you're sitting in my PISS.

I go in the ladies room when NO ONE'S in there, piss on EVERY SEAT, and just start running batches when I see you walk in there.

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[TomPoo]

WHY can't guys put the toilet seat down?


we figure your going to wake up up anyway, so we might as well get a cheap laugh at your expense

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[TheMojoPin]

Girls not checking the seat is the equivalent of a guy walking into a bathroom and deciding to take a piss while looking over his shoulder the entire time instead of ever at the toilet.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

OMG are we still on this... Maybe someone should take a dump on your seat then you'll appreceate it's only piss...

HERE'S WHY: To give you someting to bitch about, becouse if you didn't bitch about that you would find something else to bitch about!


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[Grand Master B]

I just piss with the seat down. If I hit the seat...oh well. When I am done I put the lid down. I do this for many reasons. 1. I don't hear her or her friggin mother complaining about having to put the seat down. 2. When they lift the lid they might get a surprise. 3. It keeps the pee fresh. 4. If they do a middle of the night trip to the bathroom, they will sit in their piss and possibly make a crap patty while there at it. <P>

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[cartman29]

Maybe when a woman complains about that i shuld give them a swirly.

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[CovDiesel]

you guys get to pee standing up.


this still makes me smile...I love peeing standing up.. it rules.. I'm so glad I'm not a girl.

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[Ninja Lesbian]

i no that the million or so guys that posted before me said the same thing, but i'll say it again

A)guy's pee
B)there's no actions in the world that requires less effort...turning the tv on with a remote takes more energy
C)why do girls care so much and can't they keep it to themselves

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[FMJeff]

WHY cant girls just suck it up and put the seat down yourselves, ya bunch of lazy pie bakers


Honestly...how long does it take to put the seat down yourself? Please...suck it up.

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[Ninja Lesbian]

Slow down...there must be some sort of regional gap because(outside of wacky sitcoms) i've NEVER heard of a female complain about the seat not being not down. And what the hell is the female backing-up-without-looking phenomon, it's literally the stupidest thing i've ever heard. And as far as crapping on the seat, i haven't the fainted clue what that means. If anyone(guy or girl) bitched about not putting the seat down i would piss on them and them give them a swirly for good measure.

But hey, what north-east coasters lack in intelligence, they make up with good looks...and isn't that what matters in the end

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[cartman29]

popping on the seat

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[musicbabe]

FTL <P>
Yeah like leaving the light on in your bathroom and you always close the shower curtain also I have always found that interesting. You make your bed more often then not also but yet you can't seem to get the hang of doing your dishes why is that??? <P>
lol <P>

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah like leaving the light on in your bathroom and you always close the shower curtain also I have always found that interesting.

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all boys are all retarded

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[CruelCircus]

Since the topic's here:

Ladies, it's called Gravity.
It's your friend. Makes putting the seat down easier than putting it up.

Oh, and we just don't care that much to worry about it.

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[Thebazile78]

I don't give a s*** if the seat is up, just so long as he hasn't pissed on it.

There's usually enough light in any bathroom to see whether the toilet seat is up or down. And why do you sit down without checking first anyway?

There's no point in complaining about leaving the seat up. I personally have issues with people who don't flush in public restrooms, but that's me and my compulsions.

If it's still pissing you off, they sell lighted toilet seats, that light up "red" when it's up and "green" when it's down, so spend the cash and replace it.



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