If you were the opposite sex for 1 day, what would be the first thing you would do?

[Patches]

I think I would whore myself out and make a quick grand.

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[SRFSTARVD]

two words....lesbian sex

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[IrishAlkey]

I'd fuck Silera and videotape it.

Then, I'd collect my cash.

[SilentSpic]

two words....lesbian sex
damn, you beat me too it.

Take lots of nude pics and post them on the wow section.

Ooh, kiss French Bread Pizza.
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Green Lantern: Loves Boobs as much as I do.

Contra: Next time I will take a pic of him & the WoW Trio.

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[Earth2RON]

damn, you beat me too it
He beat me to it also!

I would be bi so that i can have the best of both worlds!

Females are so lucky now a days they can get fukked and then eat a pussy a few hours lata!

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[IrishAlkey]

Females are so lucky now a days they can get fukked and then eat a pussy a few hours lata!

Why wait?

I say multitask!

[furie]

two words....lesbian sex



would there be any other reason?

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[Contra]

yes yes, i must also go with the lesbian sex

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[Aggie]

bang the shit out of some hot chicks

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[SilentSpic]

bang the shit out of some hot chicks
let me guess... AngelAmy?
Oh wait, what about Jenn?.

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Aggie: will never WoW me unless she's wasted
ShelleBink: Should join the 2002 Tookie Tour
Fluffernutter: R&f.net #1 cartoon artist.
Green Lantern: Loves Boobs as much as I do.

Contra: Next time I will take a pic of him & the WoW Trio.

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[TheMojoPin]

Get a breast exam.

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[fiestygal]

honestly..id masterbate...guys seem to SPEAK the world about jackin one out to a pic of a slut on the cover of MAXIM...and bang hot chicks

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[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

Lesbian Sex....GOOD

No signature, now Im starving

[DC Reed]

yeah lesbian sex.......

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[DarkHippie]

i'd go to the Ladies room, so I can figure out why it takes them so freakin long!

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[hyperspace]

i would play with my pussy while sniffing my panties.

"HEY, alright one tine djou gotta tell me thats it..one tine"

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Bitch Slap my old neighbor the do everyting the rest you typed

a/k/a JOEY D' when I call the Show.

[TheGameHHH]

I'd play with my tits for a bit, masturbate like four of five times, go try and sleep with Mira, then have lesbian sex with whoever wanted to with me.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[alcoolala2]

go for a transexual surgery.....

[alcoolala2]

go for a transexual surgery.....

[McHaggis]

now do you know that you are only the opposite sex for one day??

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[irishkb]

masterbate.... all day long... in the shower, in the bed.. nothing but masterbation....

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[ToddEVF]

why does everyone's 1st thought be about having some form of sexual acts?

I'm with Dark Hippie, i'd go to the ladies room and figure out why it takes so effin' long! Then i would do the sex thing

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[Ants In My Pants]

With my luck, I would get my period.

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[silera]

I'd fuck Ants with his period.



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[thegreekchic]

Pee standing up.

"Wheels on Fire...Rolling down the road...Best notify my next of kin...This wheel shall explode."

[TheMojoPin]

I'd try to rip the manliest fart ever ripped by a woman.

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[Ants In My Pants]

I'd give birth to twins, so I could somehow try to begin to understand the excruciating pain that the beautiful women of this world go through during the miracle of childbirth. <P>
OK, did I gain any points for that bullshit? <P>

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[irishkb]

I'd give birth to twins, so I could somehow try to begin to understand the
excruciating pain that the beautiful women of this world go through during
the miracle of childbirth.


OK, did I gain any points for that bullshit?



no you just sound like a gay irish guy..

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[Tallguy 22]

i would go into the girls bathroom and see if they acully have a couch.

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[Captain Rooster]

Touch my boobies;)

'D be my first time;)

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

see if they acully have a couch.



Yes, yes we do.

I'd take my car to a mechanic.
Feel good about being big.


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[Green Lantern]

I would go to lesbian bar or club and try to hook up with ever lesbian in the place and feel myself up.

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[jamesdiggy]

Masturbate, then head to the bar and not have to by myself a drink the whole night.

Church would be a lot more fun if Jesus was holding a big screen TV on the Crucifix.

[tomhitch]

I'd agree with Iris, I'd wank it, or what ever it is girls do. I've always wanted to see what it felt like of the opposite end of "The Act". Besides that multiple orgasm thing seems too good to be missed.

Tom

[IrishAlkey]

no you just sound like a gay irish guy..



THAT'S MY FUCKIN' GIG!

I'd also eat myself out so I could learn to do a better job.

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[Crippler]

I would go to the closest strip club in the area for the free kisses & feels (chicks get to do that)....and, like everyone else said, have as much lesbian sex as possible.


...silent, but violent.

[canofsoup15]

Feel myself then go pick up some lesbians and have..well you know.

I'd try to rip the manliest fart ever ripped by a woman.


I almost shat my pants when i heard that, funny shit my friend.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

wait... would i look like me
with boobs and no junk??
AHHH! if i was a hot chick
id jsut play with myself and
take pictures.... maybe have
a multiple orgasim.

that and ware lots of pretty
things!!! ...shit.


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[Donnielimes]

Ok but i get to be nineteen Ok. I would go be a stripper and make a few grand.

[Jennitalia]

masturbate

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[Contra]

why does everyone's 1st thought be about having some form of sexual acts?

I'm with Dark Hippie, i'd go to the ladies room and figure out why it takes so effin' long! Then i would do the sex thing


what did you think they where doing in there? they're having lesbian sex everyone knows that! see it all comes back to the lesbian sex.

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[Earth2RON]

masturbate
Jenn, its not all that trust me i been doing it long enough....having sex is ten times betta!

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[IrishAlkey]

Jenn, its not all that trust me i been doing it long enough....


Maybe it's time to spice things up between you and your hand.

Put a stocking over it and have it sneak up on your dick from behind.

Use both hands in rapid fire motion like a gang bang.

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[TheMojoPin]

I WOULDN'T have sex. All these guys here talking about getting plowed the instant they "became" a woman...I don't know, wanting another guy to bury his man-meat in you...it's just sort of gay...

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[Death Metal Moe]

I would apologize to whoever had to switch with me if that was part of it.

Then, I'd take some naked pics of myself so I had something nice to batch to when I switched back.

Other than that, I'd probably just sit around and post on the board. I mean, of course I'd check out the new set of everything I had a little, but I think I'd be too freaked out at first. SUDDENLY, you're ARE what you always thought was sexy? Too weird for me.

And all my manly mannerisms would be funny too, kinda like "Bosom Buddies." I imagine a woman picking her nose, crotch, ass, and sitting with her knees apart like 2 feet. Not sexed up yet? Add some gas and you're there! Top it off with a horrible attitude about evverything, and you're got a SEXY lady you're gonna ruch right home to Mom.

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[TheMojoPin]

I imagine a woman picking her nose, crotch, ass, and sitting with her knees apart like 2 feet. Not sexed up yet? Add some gas and you're there! Top it off with a horrible attitude about evverything

Hey, Roseanne is SO 10 years ago, Muthusela(sp?)...

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[EffMeBoobs]

I'd walk around naked and then
jump up and down so I can finally
understand what it feels like to
have swinging junk. I'd walk
around in sweatpants and no
underwear. I'd pee in my
bathroom and leave the seat up.
I'd cum in some chick's face. I'd
fuck a chick with my morning
wood. Oh and I'd play with my
balls non-stop.


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[silera]

That was so hot.



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[cartman29]

I'd pretend to be a man since im a woman but actually a man.

[canofsoup15]

The hotness has left the building. :(

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[Yerdaddy]

Oh and I'd play with my balls non-stop.
try the Pinch n' Roll, it's outstanding.


I'd find a guy, let him think he's gonna get some, then buy myself alot of cool stuff with his credit card.

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[shit4brains]

some threads deserve to be defiled

...and they call <b>me</b> shit4brains
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[Green Lantern]

I'd walk around naked and then
jump up and down so I can finally
understand what it feels like to
have swinging junk. I'd walk
around in sweatpants and no
underwear. I'd pee in my
bathroom and leave the seat up.
I'd cum in some chick's face. I'd
fuck a chick with my morning
wood. Oh and I'd play with my
balls non-stop.

Hey Effme..Why don't you walk around naked anyway jump up and down and have your boobs swinging. That would be hot And I have no comment on that cum in some chick's face part.
:-)

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[EffMeBoobs]

Hey Effme..Why don't you
walk around naked anyway jump
up and down and have your
boobs swinging


Green Lantern I do that every
Friday. My boobs get so excited
that it's the weekend, they do the
Boobie Dance.


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[Captain Rooster]

Become an R+F chick ... well, right after I touched my boobies;)

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

masturbate


jenn, belive me we dont
have as much fun as you
guys do, unless you're
looking for some spare
sour cream. plus its a one
shot deal then all u want is
a sandwhich and a nap. its
aweful.


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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Try to suck my own D... you KNOW you guys have tried.. Dont' Front!

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[Yerdaddy]

Try to suck my own D... you KNOW you guys have tried.. Dont' Front!
I'm saving up for a Craftmatic Adjustable Bed for that very thing.

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[Patches]

I think I would find another chick and have a wiffle ball bat challenge.

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[armymad]

....lesbian sex what else

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[billyio]

I'd dump Wonderboy.

Nah, I'd have to explore my experimental lesbian side

See Ya!

[shellcreatives]

I've been prayin' and wishin' and beggin' to God to change me to a woman... Specifically not looking like me... I'm fuckin' fat... 250 pounds and 6,3... #1 I'd move my fat to my boobs... They would than be huge ;) #2 I'd go figure out how girls urinate... So help me... I'm a curious fellah... I've seen photographs and it looks an odd site... #3 I'd get fuckin' laid for once... I am so damn depressed. I'm hung like a jackrabbit's nose... And I got real close once but then the moment passed me by, in a flash of red and blue police lights... (And I was labeled a staplesphile for my entire life, jus kidding) #4 I'd also flash a ton of old people... And diddle myself in class... Apart from that? Not much... Menstruate a coupl'a times... <P>

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[bboxer]

id find out how women think <P>

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[nickeye]

My boobs get so excited that it's the weekend, they do the Boobie Dance.First performed by William "The Refridgerator" Perry during the SuperBowl Shuffle.

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[bethany]

i'd cum on some girl's face and try to understand why men find it so hot.... <P>

[grlNIN]

Id probably just sit and do nothing but play with myself, that and pee standing up.....what could be more fun?????

Actually, if it was someones body that i knew, i would have sex with another man or any type of animal, then when i turned back into myself i would look at them and laugh knowing that they fucked a man, or a goat, or a horse

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