When do I get to say that!?!

[Patches]

Is there a phrase or a saying you always wanted an oppurtunity to say, because it would be so perfect? Sometimes you even catch yourself forcing it into a situation where it doesn't belong?

For me, I want to notice someone chasing me, so I can start running and yell "Feets, Don't fail me now!!!"

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[Bill From Yorktown]

this is, this is legal, isnt it?

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[PanterA]

"Ladies, stop fighting...theres enough of me to go around."

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This message was edited by PanterA on 10-17-02 @ 3:56 PM

[SilentSpic]

Your mom's box - put I don't think the person saying it to will understand.

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Green Lantern: Loves Boobs as much as I do.

Contra: Next time I will take a pic of him & the WoW Trio.

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This message was edited by SilentSpic on 10-17-02 @ 3:52 PM

[Doogie]

I have one that me and my friends use...it is "Jiffy pop jerk"

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[Bill From Yorktown]

I'll take that under ignore-ment

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[flavorsaver]

"It's liking asking a kid to choose what flavor ice cream he'd like...chocolate or spanking!"

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[Patches]

"yeah, well, if the Queen had balls she'd be king!"

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[TheGameHHH]

Just swallow it, I swear it will taste good.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[furie]

"you don't like that? Well, maybe your sister will."

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[IrishAlkey]

I didn't know that was your asshole.

[Contra]

"i know its big, but you'll get used to it."

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[Michael Fury]

"Really? Well, that's not what they were saying on the Weather Channel"




See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

[furie]

"I'm sorry honey. I'm really tired. I can't do it a fifth time."

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[Zipgun]

"Fuck You"

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Keep it up wise ass it's not to late to get on the 6 oclock news

a/k/a JOEY D' when I call the Show.

[TheMojoPin]

"Who wants pie? DONKEY PIE?!?"

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
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[thegreekchic]

"Yes Brad Pitt is my husband"





"Wheels on Fire...Rolling down the road...Best notify my next of kin...This wheel shall explode."

This message was edited by thegreekchic on 10-17-02 @ 8:09 PM

[Abrasive Dean]

Of a recent Oscar Winner:

"For God's sake Ms Berry will you
stop stalking me or I will be
forced to call the Police."

This will no doubt be at the same
time as a squadron of pigs are
spotted flying over Manhattan :(


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[Ryan the Great]

here are some funny/lame lines ive used in school before, they got a good "holy crap thats so lame that its funny" laugh, they're really only funny visually idunno if they will be funny in typing cause there is certain way you ave to say the punchline thing that makes it funny but here they are anway:

Lunchroom -
ME: "i'm getting suspended"

girl: "really?!, what for??"

ME: "bringing guns to school (flex biceps here)"

Classroom-
ME: "Does anyone have a dictionary??"

girl: "what do you need a dictionary for?"

ME: "cause i'm well defined (he-man type pose here)"

Classroom -
ME: "does anyone have any tape?"

someone: "what do you need tape for"

ME: "cause i'm ripped (he-man type pose here)"

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peace-love-unity,
Ryan the Great

[silera]

Your breath smells like shit from kissing ass all day.



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[Patches]

Get your balls out!

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Aggie on Patches: "The bestest bitch ever!"
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[Lisa Croft]

Your mom's box - put I don't think the person saying it to will understand.Right after O&A got cancelled, I was having a conversation about it with my neighbor. As we were saying goodbye, I said "Your mom's box", thinking he'd get it. He didn't. He hasn't spoken to me since.


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[Sheeplovr]

I always get giddy at the chance to Replie to this

"Is that Clear"

then i go "crystal"



number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[LatinSpiceXoX]

'uhm, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's one of the 'THOU-SHALL-NOTs!''

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