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SRFSTARVD
10-16-2002, 11:49 AM
Well, why not? I havent read may interesting subjects today...well...this afternoon anyway. Someone start it.
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Aggie
10-16-2002, 11:51 AM
well along with sex comes betrayal and i feel betrayed. ::sniff sniff:: you barely used my sig for a day, someone get the big knife!
:)
ok, sex is the topic....mmmm....i need some, how's that to get it started?
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Patches
10-16-2002, 12:20 PM
I guess then,the only question Aggie, is how do you like your eggs? :-)
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Michael Fury
10-16-2002, 12:29 PM
The most common teenage male sex fantasy: a partner.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
SilentSpic
10-16-2002, 12:32 PM
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Every female I had sex were virgins... hahaha, yea right. They actually think we can't tell.
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Aggie
10-16-2002, 12:37 PM
They actually think we can't tell.
Then you not only slept with liars, but stupid ones too.
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SRFSTARVD
10-16-2002, 12:46 PM
Dont fret aggie here it is and I love it
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Aggie
10-16-2002, 12:49 PM
i think you know i was kidding hon! :) the one irishkb made you kicks ass, but thanks for making me feel good
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SRFSTARVD
10-16-2002, 12:52 PM
Sex with me can make you feel good
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Earth2RON
10-16-2002, 12:54 PM
Lil' Kim
Not Tonight
I know a dude named Jimmy used to run up in me
Night time pissy drunk off the henny rimmy
I didn't mind it, when he fucked me from behind
It felt fine, 'specially when he used to grind it
He was a trick when I sucked his dick
Used to pass me bricks, credit cards and shit
Suck him to sleep,I took the keys to the jeep
Tell him "I'll be back," go fuck with some other cats
Flirtin', gettin' numbers, in the summer, hoe hop
Raw top in my mans drop
Then this homey Jimmy, he's scremain "Gimme,"
Lay me on my back, bustin' nuts all in me
After ten times we fucked, I think I bust twice
He was nice, kept my neck filled with ice
Put me in Chanels, kept me out nice
Cold suckin' his dick, rockin' tha mike
It was somethin' about this dude I couldn't stand
Somethin' that coulda made his ass a real man
Somethin' I wanted, but I never was pushy
the motherfucker never ate my pussy
Chorus: I don't want dick tonight, eat my pussy right
Uh, uh, uh, uh Lil' Kim, Lil' Kim, bring it to me now
I know a dude named Ron Doo push a Q
Had a wild crew on Flatbush and Avenue U
Had a weedspot, used to pump African black
He used to, seal his bag so his workers wouldn't cap
I used to see him, in the tunnel, with fuckers at dawn
Whisper in my ear he wanna get his fuck on
I dug him, so I fucked him, it wasn't nuttin'
He wanted me to suck him, but I didn't, I aint frontin'
The sex was wack, a four stroke creep
I jumped on his dick, rode his ass to sleep
He called next week, askin' why I aint beep him
"I thought your ass was still sleepin."
He laughed, told me he bought a new Path
Could he come over right fast and fuck my pretty ass?
I'll pass, nigga the dick was trash
If sex was record sales you would be double plat
The only way you seein' me is if you eatin' me
Downtown taste my love like Horace Brown
Tryin' to impress me with your five G stones
I give you ten G's nigga if you leave me alone, screamin'
Chorus
The moral of the story is this
You aint lickin' this, you aint stickin' this
And I got witnesses, ask any nigga I been with
They aint hit shit till they stuck they tongue in this
I aint with that frontin' shit
I got my own Benz, I got my own ends, immediate friends
Me and my girls rock worlds, some big niggas
Fuck for car keys, and double digit figures
Good dick I cherish, I could be blunt
I treat it like it's precious, I aint gonna front
For limp dick niggas, that's frontin' like they willy
Suck my pussy till they kill me, you feel me?
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SilentSpic
10-16-2002, 12:54 PM
Then you not only slept with liars, but stupid ones too.
Yep, you're correct.
That's why their asses were dumped a week later.
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Fluffernutter: R&f.net #1 cartoon artist.
Green Lantern: Loves Boobs as much as I do.
Contra: Next time I will take a pic of him & the WoW Trio.
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TheMojoPin
10-16-2002, 01:50 PM
"The J/The I/The M/The M/The Y/It's Jiiiimmmmmmmmmy/It's Jiiiiiimmmmmy..."
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irishkb
10-16-2002, 04:29 PM
The J/The I/The M/The M/The Y/It's Jiiiimmmmmmmmmy/It's
Jiiiiiimmmmmy..."
get reference to BBD
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LatinSpiceXoX
10-16-2002, 04:41 PM
I'm still waiting to read about all the 'sex talk'.. OKAY.. Here is my contribution, written 2 wks ago at work, and right after I visited the bathroom *wink*... ENJOY!
Dios MIO I wanna fug u so bad,... dios mio.. dance w/ u.. rub against u, touch ur face, pull ur hair, bite ur neck and shoulder.. rip ur shirt open and grind On u... watch u drink and become HIGH on me.. get crazy wild on the floor.. make me drip, make u stretch, make U breathe heavy... keep u spinning, crazy lusting for my lips, for my taste, take control of MY movements, drive me wild w/ ur sexy stare.. KEEP me going, KEEP me dancing, KEEP ME INTOXicated drinking the liquor from UR lips.. Light it up as I watch, bite my lips and craveeeeee for those on me.. FEEL ur chest rippling steadily on my back... LOOK down on my fat ass, sliding ur man hands upward toward my waist,.. force me tighter to U.. bend me down.. make them jealous .. make them watch and sense this lusting activity. Let me be the one, u give UR eyes to.. Let me be the ONE to take U home tonite, U gotta give me the fucK that I need... Stay with u tonite... Jump on ur face, smother u with juice.. taste me papi.. Lic|< this GIRL.. make me into a bedroom slut.. have ME on my knees. Have ME begggggggggggg
PULLL me here, Pinch me there, create a room full of fuNky humid passion... I can't take anymore teasing, I cant take anymore plaY.. i have to have u... say NO to me and I'll rape u.. make me yearn and I'll eat u.. touch me softly and i'll scream.. DOnt tease Me papI.. please..
Why have I never thought these things about someone else? WhY is it U that drives ME erotically insane.. mere sound OF ur name .. or speak OF u fires UP my desire.. NO one makes me feel the way U DOOO.. wheN im alone, there is no other, I want U tight all nite.. never let u gOO dont stop.. papi, just take ME.. im here.. JUST say WHEN im there... JUST say deep and I'LL throat... just say suck and i'll swallow 9 times. .. Make sURE ur readY .. for a WILD, CRAZY, exhausting SExuaL Party.. ... bring the drinks.. smoke ur drugs.. rip me open and grant me just this wish.. JUST this TIMEEEEEEEEE Have me aLL nite.. Have ME tonite.. Make IT happen as my fantasy showed me last NITE....
CoMplete my HOLE w/ ur GUY, fiLL me up and bite ME w/ angry thrusts... engrave urself inside me.. i want u inside me papi...
I cant be at work anymore and THINK of how ecstatically desperate i want you in me. EITHER you quench this flame.. OR i'LL go crazY!
P.S. I have another ONE.. much longer.. but IT wiLL take a WHILE before I can post.. will take longer to type!
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Earth2RON
10-16-2002, 06:23 PM
LOOK down on my fat ass
This is all that caught my eyes, i can always find ass wherever i go!
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jamesdiggy
10-16-2002, 06:34 PM
Back when I was a boy we had to walk 3 miles, uphill, in the snow, if we wanted sex. You kids have it to easy.
I want to put babies on spikes! Fred Scuttle fan since day 1.
TheMojoPin
10-16-2002, 07:29 PM
get reference to BBD
That's because the "Green" Mafia gets it.
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Recyclerz
10-16-2002, 08:00 PM
written 2 wks ago at work OK. So I'm guessing either you're in charge of the dirty cards division at Hallmark or else its review time! <P> Dios MIO I wanna fug u so bad,... etc. <P> Cut. Paste. Batch. <P> Well, Ms. Spice I hope you're happy. You took a nice sex thread and made it all dirty. And I say to you - Thank you, thank you very much! <P> <P> <P>
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LatinSpiceXoX
10-16-2002, 08:07 PM
Well, Ms. Spice I hope you're happy. You took a nice sex thread and made it all dirty. And I say to you - Thank you, thank you very much! .. MY PLEASURE.......and there's MORE where that came from! *wink*
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SRFSTARVD
10-17-2002, 07:22 AM
God I love latino women.
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TheMojoPin
10-17-2002, 10:06 AM
JUST this TIMEEEEEEEEE
"TIMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!"
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Patches
10-17-2002, 10:15 AM
yeah listen Latin Spice, Kleenex ain't cheap hon, so don't do that again :-)
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shorty
10-17-2002, 10:15 AM
You're all so naughty...I think you need a good spanking!
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SRFSTARVD
10-17-2002, 10:29 AM
i give myself a good spanking everyday
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SRFSTARVD
10-17-2002, 10:30 AM
Sometimes 8 times a day
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Aggie
10-17-2002, 10:41 AM
You're all so naughty...I think you need a good spanking!
I could use one of those right about now...mmmm.
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armymad
10-17-2002, 10:52 AM
if we are talking about it
which is better raw or rough?
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Aggie
10-17-2002, 11:44 AM
Raw & Rough
Why sex is important!
Is your skin glowing???? Very Important Information!!
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the blood! stream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite
sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES
MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels inthe brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex
is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
There you go, 10 practical reasons to have sex!
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WhackBagKid
10-17-2002, 12:43 PM
Jump on ur face, smother u with juice.. http://www.ringfury.com/photos/rikishi-and-christian.jpg <P> <P>
IrishAlkey
10-17-2002, 12:45 PM
Someone has apparently located my secret stash of private photos.
Patches
10-17-2002, 12:45 PM
lol wackbag!
Aggie, reason 11 for some (ok, not as many as I would like :-) ):
11. Because it's with me!
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MavisBeacon
10-17-2002, 01:32 PM
that is one hefty bum bum
TheMojoPin
10-17-2002, 02:00 PM
Is your skin glowing????
"Am I still 'glowing'?"
"You're barely breathing..."
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LatterYearsJimMorrison
10-17-2002, 02:09 PM
I always thought the glowing was from the torrential downpour of DNA i rain upon my partners,(allegedly)
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LatinSpiceXoX
10-18-2002, 03:32 PM
You're all so naughty...I think you need a good spanking!
Yummy!
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