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A.J.
10-10-2002, 08:14 AM
Sex with a Twist ... Lemons Provide Protection?

Thu Oct 10, 8:44 AM ET
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Australian scientists believe they have rediscovered an effective use for lemon juice -- as a contraceptive and also a killer of the AIDS virus.

Reproductive physiologist Roger Short, from the University of Melbourne's obstetrics department, said a few drops of lemon juice can be a cheap, easy-to-use solution to protect women from both HIV and pregnancy.

The juice should be squeezed onto a piece of sponge or cotton wool and placed into the vagina before sex, he said.

"We can show in the lab that lemon juice is very effective in immobilizing human sperm and also very effective in killing HIV," Short told Australian Broadcasting Corp television in a science program to be shown later on Thursday.

He said lime juice, which has similar acid levels, can also be used, with both fruits often freely available in poor countries where contraception is hard to come by.

Short said laboratory tests found not only does lemon juice kill sperm, it also kills the AIDS virus itself.

Short said using lemon juice as a contraceptive was not a new idea but it had fallen by the wayside over the years.

The ancient douche-style contraceptive was encouraged by such luminaries as Casanova, renowned for his sexual prowess.

"This has been used for hundreds of years and we've just forgotten about it," said Short, who is planning to conduct some field trials in Thailand.

"About 300 years ago, Mediterranean women used lemon juice as their main method of contraception."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20021010/od_nm/health_australia_lemon_dc

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Wolf
10-10-2002, 08:24 AM
Gives new meaning to Puckered Lips...


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Jennitalia
10-10-2002, 08:46 AM
my form of contraceptives is jumping up and down after sex

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Death Metal Moe
10-10-2002, 10:00 AM
SEED takes on a whole new meaning as well.

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Contra
10-10-2002, 10:43 AM
will this constitute a new "lemon law"?

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Death Metal Moe
10-10-2002, 10:46 AM
Will this lemon get her juices flowin'?

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bboxer
10-10-2002, 12:37 PM
lemon juices

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blakjeezis
10-10-2002, 01:02 PM
Brings new meaning to the phrase 'Sour Patch Kid'.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-10-2002, 01:17 PM
Hmmmm, brings a whole new meaning to Led Zeppelin's Lemon song.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-10-2002, 02:30 PM
Yeah but what they didnt tell you is that you have to stuff the entire lemon in the head to keep you from shooting a batch, I also hear a large grapefruit in the VAG will also prevent penitration

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TheGameHHH
10-10-2002, 02:48 PM
Let me get this straight, if I
get AIDS I can squirt lemon
juice into my system and it
will kill off the virus. Now I
know how Magic beat it.


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ADF
10-10-2002, 04:54 PM
I sat on a grapefruit to cure my hemarrhoids.

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blakjeezis
10-10-2002, 06:13 PM
Didn't Gene Kelly star in a musical about this, "Stinging in the Vein"? . . .


I'm sorry.

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Green Lantern
10-10-2002, 06:20 PM
Talk about being a sour puss.
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Abrasive Dean
10-10-2002, 06:27 PM
Follow it with Tequila and put some salt in her navel....


Now that is a drink!

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