Candy Corn

[ADF]

I was recently discussing someone the merits of candy corn. I maintain that it has none. It's processed sugar with food dye. Why not just open up a bag of B&H Pure Cane Sugar and pour that down your throat. She maintains that not only is candy corn delicious (it's not), but that the white part tastes different than the other two flavors. I propose a new poll...

Candy Corn..

A) Ass Nasty?

B) Tastes Great!

C) Less Filling.

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[SilentSpic]

I'll opt for "A", cause I hate sugar.

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[Wolf]

I Vote A

Never really liked them.

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[Tall_James]

My question is how come candy corn doesn't stay in your poop like real corn?

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[my_mr_happy]

B and C.. always

[Aggie]

CANDY CORN IS THE BESTEST!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Tastes great, you fucking comedy Nazi.

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[FelixDasGato]

A: That's one nasty-ass candy. It shouldn't even be considered candy.

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[Lisa Croft]

Candy corn is like pancakes with syrup or peanut butter and jelly. The first couple bites are good, then you start getting violently nauseous from massive sugar intake. You feel your heart slow. Body..cannot....process. Sugar...overload. So overall, I give it a giant nasty. <P>

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[Rev]

b-tastes great.
and it fits snug in your nostrils for a cheap laugh.

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[CreepyGyrl]

I am like way way addicted to candy corn, I must go with choice b.

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a

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[A.J.]

A

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[JustJon]

nasty ass shit.

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[Contra]

B!

candy corn is the shiznit!

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[Coco]

Gross! The only thing worse are those orange marshmellowly peanut things!

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[Michael Fury]

Ass Nasty. Candy corn always means you're at a bad halloween party.


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[Earth2RON]

*B

I love it!

[Patches]

Gotta go with B, candy corn is the shiznit.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Regarding another TOPIC How the FUCK do you guys do it?... <P> Well here we go.. It cures Snoozing at work, and keeps u entertained trying to nibble on one section at a time... and if u bite off too much of the white section.. there's a full bag to try again. <P>
Also doubles as a 24-hr-rush for those who have a full Halloween Nite planned of Car-Egging. <P>
P.S.. OPTION C <P>

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[ADF]

Aaahh.. so far my conclusion has proven correct, and that's a good feeling

A) Ass Nasty? - 10 votes

B) Tastes Great! - 8 votes

c) Less Filling. - 1 vote

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[canofsoup15]

B!

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[Zipgun]

Well here we go.. It cures Snoozing at work, and keeps u entertained trying to nibble on one section at a time... and if u bite off too much of the white section.. there's a full bag to try again.


Keep that up and they'll be widening the doors for you.


Ass Nasty.

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[Gwen]

Im also gonna choose B, candy
corn is hella tasty. The only thing
better than candy corn are those
lil pumpkin candies made out of
the same stuff as candy corn.
Those are more bigger which by
facto = more gooder.


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[Earth2RON]

The only thing
better than candy corn are those
lil pumpkin candies made out of
the same stuff as candy corn
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[SuperClerk]

I wouldn't say ass nasty, but I never really liked it that much. My wife and son love it. There is always a bag in the house until after Halloween.

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[PamR&Ffan]

Candy corn is like peeps and and fruit cake. Nasty and to be avoided. <P> <P>

[Gwen]

Candy corn is like peeps
and and fruit cake. Nasty and to
be avoided


OMG!! Talking trash about peeps
is just blasphemous. You
obviously havent left them out in
the air to get a little hard. they're
best that way. Im with you on
fruitcake all the way though. It
looks like prepackaged puke.
Ew!

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[Gvac]

The only thing that could make candy corn tasty is chocolate. Why make a candy without it?

Therefore, I vote A.

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[JustJon]

Also doubles as a 24-hr-rush for those who have a full Halloween Nite planned of Car-Egging.
Car egging is so uncool. You just trying to break their windows or ruin their paint jobs?

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b

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

The only thing that could make candy corn tasty is chocolate. Why make a candy without it? <P> Hershey's just invented.. the new.. great tasting, less-filling.. supplement for those 'not-so-sure-I-should've-partied-so-hard-this-weekend' days!!!! <P> 'MILK CHOCOLATE COVERED CANDY CORNS'.. *also available in*: 'DARK CHOCOLATE'.. 'CARAMEL'.. and 'COCONUT'. <P>
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[Sheeplovr]

When people offer candy corn i eat it but then i remeber i dont like the way it tastes and and then i grab some more

its evil

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[Arienette]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

candy corn is one of the few near perfect things in this world, food-wise. fat free. tasty as all hell. tri colored AND triangular. that's right, people... TRIANGULAR.

you can pop them in your mouth in bunches. you can eat them one at a time biting off one color at a time.

mmmmm tasty good. candy corn rocks my world. processed sugar? that's right motherfucker, PROCESSED SUGAR = CANDY CORN GOODNESS

and the white part does taste different, stupid

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[cozmokramer]

Candy corn is like peeps and and fruit cake. Nasty and to be avoided

I have no problem dissing the candy corn. But what have the peeps every done to you? Who doesnt like lemon marshmellows? THEYRE DELICIOUS! I've noticed in Elementary school the teacher always passed out candy corn and no other candies during Halloween season.

If you think about it Candy Corn is a very pussyish candy. I mean what candy needs to say they are candy in there name? Ther are weak , no back-boned candy who dangle on just by the word candy. Sumbitches.

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[Arienette]

If you think about it Candy Corn is a very pussyish candy. I mean what candy needs to say they are candy in there name? Ther are weak , no back-boned candy who dangle on just by the word candy. Sumbitchesthat's just insanity. what, then, would you say about the world's most perfect sugary treat ever: cotton candy? hmmm? HMMMM? that's right, it has candy in the name and it's wonderful, fluffy, and delicious. take that

and candy canes also are well liked

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[TheKnicks23]

I'm going with A) Ass Nasty, i don't see what people like in those. Whenever i got those trick or treating they were always the first thing i traded or threw out.

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[yarpwizard]

I will go with B & C...won't go out of my way to buy it, but it is good.

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[TheMojoPin]

When I was 3, I ate two entire boxes of Peeps, and then threw up all over my dad's suit. Then I went back and ate another box. Yes, they're THAT good.

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[Earth2RON]

And e2r: Share the wealth with
the fishes...I'm a nice lil girl
Gwen....If you call me "daddy" ill give you all the fishes ya heart desire!

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Now that I've thought it over.. it kinda has the feel of candlewax. Anyone ever checked out the ingredients?

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[Earth2RON]

Now that I've thought it over.. it kinda has the feel of candlewax
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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

A and I never thought about checking my poop for it... I wonder if it looses its flavor then

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