News Flash: Our own Lulu Missing... [Archive]

Aggie

10-08-2002, 04:44 PM

That's right, I got the news last night....my own sister and fellow board member, Lulu, was abducted by aliens.

They realized she was missing this morning and they found some wierd markings on her wall and when they looked closer it said "we have lulu, you have one month to convince the world to let us take over or we do it ourselves."

So boys and girls, Lulu is going to be MIA for the next month, but don't worry, she'll be back in no time, but she will be missed.

((Lulu really is going to be gone from the board for a month, I just wanted to tell everyone so they didn't think something bad happened :)))

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ToddEVF

10-08-2002, 04:56 PM

**sniffles** I miss her already. . . thanks for the update aggie. **sniffles**

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irishkb

10-08-2002, 05:07 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
man that stinks.... *cries in the corner*.... god damn aliens... i will get those bastards... damn it where are my photon topeoeds...
don't worry aggie me and todd will take care of those damn aliens...
thanks aggie
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This message was edited by irishkb on 10-8-02 @ 9:09 PM

McNabbShouldDie

10-08-2002, 06:13 PM

The board has been so much more boring without her.

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A.J.

10-08-2002, 07:12 PM

The board has been so much more boring without her.

And nobody reads the FAQs anymore.

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TheGameHHH

10-08-2002, 07:22 PM

I hope she doesn't end up with one of those probes like Cartman.

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Patches

10-09-2002, 03:47 AM

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for blowin up my ride.

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Yerdaddy

10-09-2002, 10:23 AM

I don't suppose you could send her a crop circle message and have her bring me back a refrigerator magnet from the planet she's on?

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Sheeplovr

10-09-2002, 10:39 AM

Lulu really is going to be gone from the board for a month, I just wanted to tell everyone so they didn't think something bad happened

One time i knew a girl who went awya for a month and she came back with a brandnew baby brother

but her mom wasnt pregnant
hmmmmmmmmm

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CreepyGyrl

10-09-2002, 10:45 AM

aww, now who is gonna flatter me and rev. hehe, no seriously LuLu will be missed...

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Aggie

10-09-2002, 10:52 AM

Thanks for the well wishes guys I'm keeping her posted about what everyone says :) I'm know she appreciates it and will miss you guys alot too!

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Earth2RON

10-09-2002, 11:23 AM

Maverick come back, you didnt even tell me you was going away, you suck im gonna break up with you:)

((((hugs,kisses)))

Cybersoldier

10-09-2002, 11:24 AM

Are you sure it was alien, maybe lulu when into the woods to hunt for some witches. hey hope she's ok

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Heavy

10-09-2002, 05:17 PM

LuLu is my favorite 14 year old female board member. She will be missed.

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irishkb

10-09-2002, 05:21 PM

god damn aliens... don't worry me and todd are still looking for those bastards... we will get you....

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10-09-2002, 05:40 PM

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10-09-2002, 06:00 PM

I miss my lil nutty budday, COME BACK!

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Heavy

10-10-2002, 03:56 PM

I miss her more today then I did yesterday.

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Tazz

10-10-2002, 03:59 PM

I miss my little jailbait complaint listener. She knows about the zombies :( Love ya, miss ya, feel free to call....

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grlNIN

10-10-2002, 06:39 PM

well thats it!...i now have nothing to live for!....PASS ME THE BIG KNIFE!!!!!!

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ToddEVF

10-11-2002, 06:15 AM

GrlNiN, i am not giving you that big knife. . . and no one else is. . . she'll be back soon. . . I say this as I fight the aliens punks

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Gwen

10-11-2002, 06:30 AM

Lulu hurry back. Its just not the same with out ya! Oh yeah and while we're requesting presents can you get me the "Someone I know went to space and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" shrit? Thanks =)

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Butters

10-11-2002, 07:32 AM

Ya lulu's going to be gone for a while and that is only cause the aleins can't fly to the moon in their weasel tuba....hehe ^.^

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Aggie

10-16-2002, 05:50 PM

Lulu sent me a message:

IrishKB-Rescue me quick, there's no Blockbuster's in space!!!

ToddEVF-Meow =^.^=

GrlNin-Don't steal my shiny pens and finish my hate mail for me.

Earth2Ron-Don't cheat on me, boo!

Tazz-Have you started digging yet? And we still have to get those fake scientists!

And to everyone else, no there have been no anal probes yet but I'm keeping my fingers crossed....see ya in a few weeks!

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Earth2RON

10-16-2002, 06:02 PM

Earth2Ron-Don't cheat on me, boo!
I would neva cheat on you boo....the other chicks aint gangsta like you is:)

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irishkb

10-16-2002, 06:09 PM

IrishKB-Rescue me quick, there's no Blockbuster's in space!!!

WHAAAATTT........
damn it now those aliens have just gone to far... Todd get the space ship, i will grab the dvds and my photon torpedos... now those alien punks are in trouble.... bastards........
miss ya lulu...

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cozmokramer

10-16-2002, 09:24 PM

I feel lost without the other "kids" on the board. LuLu come back.

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NurseMira

10-16-2002, 09:49 PM

I hope she's not in rehab. Then she is going to have to make those gum wrapper chains like Sandra Bullock in 28 Days

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Earth2RON

10-16-2002, 09:57 PM

I hope she's not in rehab. Then she is going to have to make those gum wrapper chains like Sandra Bullock in 28 Days
I tried to do that shyt but my slow learning ass didnt get it right!

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ToddEVF

11-02-2002, 10:47 PM

ToddEVF-Meow =^.^=

I missed that message, but i finally saw it. . .
. . . and by my watch there are 5 days left till the safe return of Lulu. . . I miss her so much i have been in tears for 25 days **sniffle**

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Heavy

11-03-2002, 07:06 AM

I put the house on the market last week. Theres really no reason to hang out around here without Lulu.

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erole

11-03-2002, 08:01 AM

no lulu.
yuk.

Aggie

11-03-2002, 11:11 AM

Yes, my sweet little sister should be returned safely in a little more than a week. IrishKB's vacation was really just a cover to go rescue Lulu from the aliens....God he's brave :)

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Lulu

11-12-2002, 10:49 AM

oh man! what a bunch of obsessed weirdos. :)

kidding kidding. life has been very boring without ya'll. thanks for caring about me. you guys rock! :)

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11-12-2002, 10:59 AM

Do you realize how man FAQ-less newbies we have now?!? GET TO WORK!

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DarkHippie

11-12-2002, 11:28 AM

welcome back! :)

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ToddEVF

11-12-2002, 11:29 AM

LULU! YOUR BACK!

Oh have i've missed you from the board. Its good to see you back.

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ChrisTheCop

11-12-2002, 11:52 AM

now if we could only find Aggie...

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JustJon

11-12-2002, 12:10 PM

oh man! what a bunch of obsessed weirdos.

kidding kidding. life has been very boring without ya'll. thanks for caring about me. you guys rock!
welcome new member. be sure to read the faq.

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RF Godfather

11-12-2002, 03:22 PM

My lil nutty budday returned! Missed ya Lulu!

Great news, great news!

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TheGameHHH

11-12-2002, 03:43 PM

Welcome back!

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Earth2RON

11-12-2002, 10:16 PM

Welcome back my future wifey:)

:::hugs:::

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Heavy

11-13-2002, 04:52 PM

Welcome back my future wifey

Back off pal!

Welcome back Lulu!!!

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Doogie

11-13-2002, 04:57 PM

Welcome back LuLu...nice to see members make there way back to the right path

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irishkb

11-13-2002, 05:08 PM

WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lulu is back... nice.... score one for the good guys... aliens-zero.... ahhaahaaa...

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grlNIN

11-13-2002, 06:57 PM

LULU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*opens arms wide*

My brain is so happy i cant form complete sentences!!!!

MISSEDHICOMHEYBACKWHEREWEVEHAVEMISSEDYOUSOBEEN?!?! ?!?!?!!

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Earth2RON

11-13-2002, 07:46 PM

Back off pal
Ummmmmm no, you back off pal!

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11-13-2002, 07:48 PM

Ugh .... I am a dork! I didn't know you were related!

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WintersEmbers

11-13-2002, 08:12 PM

Hooray shes back! yipee skipees!

viddy what todd did!
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