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PrivatePyle
10-07-2002, 04:00 PM
Private Pyle
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Zipgun
10-07-2002, 05:54 PM
Hey, great original idea for a thread!
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Not only original, well layed out. He didn't even try to put in the rules of how to do it.
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TheMojoPin
10-07-2002, 06:17 PM
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TheGameHHH
10-07-2002, 07:47 PM
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BigKing
10-07-2002, 08:11 PM
Do you guys know the "offical Find-Your-porn-name Rules"
fist name = Name of your first pet.
Last name = name of the 1st street you lived on.
Using that forumla mine would be; "RED SHOTGUN"
see it works...
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LatinSpiceXoX
10-07-2002, 09:07 PM
I think the way UR PORN name IS created is using THE Name OF ur FIRST PET and the Name OF ur current STREET address. Or is that for a transvestite??.. hehe same thing!<P> <P>
Green Lantern
10-08-2002, 03:19 AM
Sir Lancealot of Pussash or Sir Cumsalot
The Spremanator.
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DroopyGirl
10-08-2002, 03:30 AM
Pookie VanHouten
(hout=wood in dutch)
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more cowbells
10-08-2002, 03:39 AM
BRUCE PARK???? nah, fellas, it just doesn't make sense.
I like..."big dick black!!!"
a BIG TIME hater of Don and Mike.
Michael Fury
10-08-2002, 05:07 AM
Dick Swett
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
SilentSpic
10-08-2002, 05:11 AM
http://www.mypornname.com/Ryan Stallion
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Dick Swett
The former Congressman from New Hampshire is a porn star?
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CreepyGyrl
10-08-2002, 05:36 AM
Jezebell Elleen
Jezebell Chestnut
Jezebell Bobbink
Those are all the street I have lived on and my kitties name...
btw, haven't we done this game on a prior thread???
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Hawiian shirt craig
10-08-2002, 05:40 AM
what about "billy staples"??
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I went to that website and they named me Aaron Pounder. I'll take it for my next film.
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FelixDasGato
10-08-2002, 07:21 AM
Clay Vellhung
Das good!
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on a funny sidenote...
I've been offered several times to do professional porn films.
Last time it happened, it was 1 minute before I met up with CreepyGirl on our first date!!!
I told the girl I' call her if the date didnt go well, lol!
Needless to say, 3 years later, I'm still with CreepyGirl, and no porn films listed on my acting resume. :P
xoxoxo,
Rev
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fiestygal
10-08-2002, 07:26 AM
Candlebrook Gucci
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Aggie
10-08-2002, 07:30 AM
LOL Check my name out::
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Orallo
10-08-2002, 08:34 AM
Hehehe,
Mine is: Flappy San Jurjo
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TheMojoPin
10-08-2002, 08:41 AM
My board name is "Aaron Stone".
But my REAL name is "Brick Holder". Does that mean I'm doing gay porn?
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-TMP
Death Metal Moe
10-08-2002, 09:35 AM
THE DICK OF DEATH!
Or, if we went by that pet name/street thing,
Tiger Arch- that's fucking stupid. I'll just make up my own.
Why did I even come in here?
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Zipgun
10-08-2002, 01:48 PM
Karl Hungus
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SuperClerk
10-08-2002, 02:37 PM
Winky Ocean
Uh....yeah.
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SuperClerk
10-08-2002, 02:39 PM
If I did it with current pet and street- Ozzy O
A little better. lol
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canofsoup15
10-08-2002, 02:41 PM
Misty Kuhl....somehow that sounds gay.
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KC2OSO
10-08-2002, 03:05 PM
Pet/Street would make me "Tootsie Yawpo". {Tootsie was a litle windy.}
My pick would be "Richard Johnson-Inner". Hyphenated to be PC. Richard for the TOTAL effect.
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This message was edited by Fester on 10-9-02 @ 4:13 AM
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-08-2002, 04:21 PM
Juggs MacKenzie.
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Katylina
10-08-2002, 04:30 PM
Baron Meadow
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bboxer
10-08-2002, 05:24 PM
lucky 86th
thats a good one
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ToddEVF
10-08-2002, 05:29 PM
Chad Savage using the site gieven by silent spic or Chip Mahar <P>
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blakjeezis
10-08-2002, 05:52 PM
Whisky Fairclough
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McNabbShouldDie
10-08-2002, 06:17 PM
The way of dog's name + street name I would be Max Myrtle. But i dont like that so im making one up on my own.
Bill the Amazing Dil-do
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jamesdiggy
10-08-2002, 06:45 PM
Earl E. Riser
Abracadabra, Peanut Butter Sandwiches!
cherry ice
10-08-2002, 06:59 PM
Mrs. Morris Meserole (by
game rules)
I always liked Crepe Suzette
(like in Absolute Beginners)
or for a trippy porn robot,
Retina Sclera :)
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TheMojoPin
10-08-2002, 08:07 PM
Muffin Tayloe?
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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP
BrianTheBailBondsman
10-09-2002, 12:21 PM
Do you guys know the "offical Find-Your-porn-name Rules"
Mister Ramsey
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samnyc
12-22-2002, 02:43 PM
I know this is an old thread, but I wanted to share mine. I used the the pet/street name rule:
Rusty Arnold
LatinJoker
12-22-2002, 02:51 PM
Spuds Buckley or just plain Opie..callback
I'm Ron and Fez's lovechild.You so stuuupid!!!
FUNKMAN
12-22-2002, 03:51 PM
Ginger Sunnywoods
hey, wait a minute, Ginger's a girls name...
this ain't fair :(
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Reephdweller
12-22-2002, 04:19 PM
one of my porn names was Al Overyerback
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Dewey
12-22-2002, 07:52 PM
Ben Dover
or pet/street
Champ Wenonah (sounds like a wrestler)
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The Jays
12-22-2002, 07:56 PM
Howie Cedargrove
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The Chairman
12-23-2002, 03:35 AM
I have two good ones whether first street or current:
Reggie Branch or
Reggie Sterling
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I'll take that Chesterfield now...
bam44
12-23-2002, 03:40 AM
pet/street
Honkey Bergen
Nice Girl, Nice Family...
DarkHippie
12-23-2002, 05:05 AM
Jizz Master Zero
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Bridget
12-23-2002, 05:11 AM
Yogi Woodlawn.
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billyio
12-23-2002, 06:08 AM
Spike Thomas
See Ya!
Donnielimes
12-23-2002, 07:21 AM
Tiger Burke <P>
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bigbaldirish
12-23-2002, 07:39 AM
site
devin holder *ugh*
pet/street
bandit grand *better*
my own
Johnson McTooley
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