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Spoil-Sport
10-07-2002, 12:39 PM
...which would it be and who would you cast in it?
I would remake Angels With Dirty Faces and put Tony Sirico (Paulie Walnuts) in the Jimmy Cagney role and Joe Mantegna in the Pat O'Brien role.
They're remaking the In Laws with Michael Douglas/Albert Brooks in the Peter Falk/Alan Arkin roles. That is going to blow!!!
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TheGameHHH
10-07-2002, 12:41 PM
I would remake "Batman Returns". I don't care who I'd cast in it, I would just try and make the movie watchable.
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ToddEVF
10-07-2002, 12:42 PM
I'd remake the classic film, Its a wonderful life. only this time it would be more demented
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TheMojoPin
10-07-2002, 01:01 PM
My filmmaking dream is to do a massive, three hour+ version of "All Quiet On The Western Front" with "Private Ryan"-type effects. In German.
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hyperspace
10-07-2002, 01:16 PM
The Godfather!! actually i would also re-write 3 it sucked!!
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El Mudo
10-07-2002, 07:41 PM
"waterworld", and id cast kevin costner and make sure he drowned, or have it involve baseball in some way
kevin costner + baseball = money
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my_mr_happy
10-08-2002, 05:40 AM
I would redo Indipendace Day... the first half was alright but then got rather dumb.
Green Lantern
10-08-2002, 05:44 AM
I would remake Superman 4. I would have Brainiac,Metallo or Parasite in it insted of the stupid Nuclear Man. And try to have better special effects.
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Knowledged_one
10-08-2002, 05:47 AM
Blair Witch Projects---I would put midgets in black suits to run around in the background to help scare people. Plus midgets in movies are always funny
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Lisa Croft
10-08-2002, 06:12 AM
I'd remake "Unbreakable". There are so few novel movie ideas nowadays, I thought that one turned out a real disappointment. It could have been great if half the movie was about Bruce Willis realizing his powers and giving us the satisfaction of seeing him use them. The only good part of that movie was seeing a crippled Sam Jackson plummet down a flight of stairs.
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Since it's Halloween season, I'll make my bid on a scary one...
I'd Remake The Shining.
Nicholas Cage as Jack Torrance(lead role).
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Patches
10-08-2002, 01:16 PM
I'd remake The Devil's Advocate with a trained monkey instead of Keanu Reeves. Ahh much better.
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SuperClerk
10-08-2002, 02:48 PM
I think I would remake Zapped Again and They Still Call Me Bruce. Or maybe Under the Rainbow. Not enough midgets.
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