School Projects ( The Big Yellow One is the Sun )

[EQ]

For a Fifth Grade English Literature project, I made an entire two-story house out of Balsa Wood.

It was supposed to be a set- model for the Blockbuster, Oscar winning movie I was planning on producing, directing and starring in one day. I was ten years old.


It was actually pretty cool, and very detailed.. except that I forgot to include doors.

Anyway, The name of my 'Work in Progress ' was:

" HOUSE of BONDAGE "

I still remember the teachers laughing, and not telling me why...

I got an A+. ( LOL )









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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 10-7-02 @ 1:32 AM

[JerseyRich]

Was Barbie wearing leather and Ken wearing a ball gag in the house of bondage?

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[EQ]

Barbie DID make a special appearance, but sadly it was left on the cutting room floor.
Along with the paste, the macaroni, and the construction paper.

Actors Equity wouldn't permit Barbie to be in it.

However, G.I. Joe will be playing the role of Colonel Kurtz, in:

"HOUSE of BONDAGE"

( coming to a theatre near you )



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[Tall_James]

Along with the paste, the macaroni, and the construction paper.
Mmmmmmmmm....paste & macaroni. Now I'm starvin'!

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[Zipgun]

It looks like the "House of Bondage", is the new home for Oscah... geh geh geh!

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[Bob Impact]

I was thinking that The House of Bondage has tied up Oscar, Geh Geh Geh!

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[furie]

i grew mold and recorded the rate of growth.

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[Sheeplovr]

Everytime i made a school project the teacher didnt understand and i had to explain why

Why is it a tolite fish?

Did you know what dickens cider really meany?

why is the lion bleeding?

No ghostbusters cant fight the holy spirt (jesus)


Teachers are so mean sometimes

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[ADF]

Did you know what dickens cider really meany?



That would actually be a great new item.. Dickens' Cider. Apple cider with a picture of A Christmas Carol on the label. Very holidayish.

I won the sixth grade invention contest for inventing the "flat-bottomed taco shell." I was annoyed with the fact that the contents of my taco kept spilling out onto my plate. I'm a genius.

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[Rev]

In history class, we had to make a mock ancient civilization and what they worshipped.
I based mine on Beeker, the muppet.
I had a Sphinx made, with a huge Beeker face on it!!!
The religion was called Beekerism. :P

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[Aggie]

i grew mold and recorded the rate of growth.

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[CreepyGyrl]

Well since I really didn't apply myself in any classes except for art and crafts in high school the only projects I actually ever did was there.

We had to make things outa papermache(?). So I made a pack of cigerattes but since I couldn't use a cigeratte company name cause smoking was against school rules I named it "Marlbubble" "The Candy Cigerattes".

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[Sheeplovr]

I made a sequal to quinns movie the bondage house


THE FISTING GARAGE
sometimes when the house isnt enough out back theres the garage....



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[ADF]

The Shack o' Shafting

The place out back where you keep all the tools...

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[Sheeplovr]

thats a strait to video relase

but that too much credit for it maby a USA tv movie premire right after shes all that and cant hardly wait

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[ag]

In 5th grade I took appart my fathers so called $1000 multiline telphone all to use just the head set. I then hooked it up to another all to call it the "Homemade Telphone" Grade: C-

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[furie]

geek


you have no idea

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[fiestygal]

one yr in elementary school i wanted to be in the flower show or something so i decided to do a MISS AMERICA theme and dressed a BARBIE DOLL in a shiney blue tube dress( it kept popping down and showing her boobies) and surround her with like flowers and crap

i rememeber in science class(which i hated) everyone did the PUT 2 COKE LITER BOTTLES TOGETHER, FILL 1 WITH GLITTER & CONFETTI, FILL WITH BLUE DYED WATER, TAPE BOTTLES AT THE ENDS WITH DUCT TAPE, AND SHAKE THEM TO GET A TORNEDO/CYCLONE EFFECT

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[wilee]

In fifth grade I demonstrated the principles of a working ear. Picture a "funnel" created out of a paperplate attached to one end of a paper towel tube, and the other covered with tissue paper. Glued to the paper was a button tied to a stick that tapped a glass of water when you talked into the paper plate end. Don't remember the grade I got.

In 6th grade, we had to build a "city of the future or past". My partner and I built a papier-mache castle with working drawbridge. We had grass (from trainsets) trees, a moat, and a stable. Damn, it was so much better than the candy machine bubbles that most kids glued together.

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