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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 10:07 PM
This has been Officially named the world's funniest joke...I didn't even laugh...

Story is on Yahoo News:

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"


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Earth2RON
10-03-2002, 10:11 PM
My lil brother can tell better jokes than that, i was waiting to hear that shyt on the news and i wish i could get back the 5 minutes i lost!
Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 10:13 PM
<a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20021003/od_nm/life_joke_dc">World's funniest joke (supposedly) story.</a>

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EffMeBoobs
10-03-2002, 10:18 PM
My ULTIMATE favorite:

What do gay horses eat?
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ChrisTheCop
10-04-2002, 07:16 AM
So who wrote that one? Billy or Harry?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-04-2002, 07:19 AM
Dead Baby jokes are funnier.

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blakjeezis
10-04-2002, 07:19 AM
-- The most frequently submitted joke, at 300 times, was: "What's brown and sticky? A stick."

Researchers said no one ever found it funny
The real funniest thing ever said.

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JerryTaker
10-04-2002, 07:22 AM
I thought the world's funniest joke was in German, and was retired after WWII...

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sublime
10-04-2002, 08:35 AM
That joke is pretty bad but i have heard worse.

EXAMPLE= Whats black and white and red all over?

A newspaper

now thats a dumb joke

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TheGameHHH
10-04-2002, 10:14 AM
That joke sucked

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Michael Fury
10-04-2002, 10:17 AM
An Eskimo stabbed his wife with an icicle. She died of cold cuts.

Now that's bad.



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onogs33
10-04-2002, 10:24 AM
What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!!! Now thats funny
Drudge Jr.
10-04-2002, 11:36 AM
now, this is the best joke
a saudi prince goes to the white house to meet with president bush
and the prince says:
"i like american culture, but answer me this, every race is represented in star trek except arabs. there are asians, blacks, whites, hispanics, but no arabs! why is this?"
and president bush says "that's because star trek takes place in the future

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furie
10-04-2002, 02:17 PM
they should translate it into german so it can be used as a weapon to end the war.

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SatCam
10-04-2002, 06:16 PM
The best jokes dont belong on Yahoo. Those jokes SUCKED. I forced a chuckle for one or 2. That "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER" one was queer.

Lemme find the best joke.

Three men had a very late night drinking Molsen Canadians. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

"You think that was drunk?" said the second guy. "I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" There was silence for a moment and then the first guy exclaimed, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."


Heres one that I found half funny...

Clinton died and went to heaven - or to be more accurate - approached the Pearly Gates.

After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.

"It's me, Bill Clinton"

"And what do you want?" asked St. Peter.

"Let me in!" replied Clinton.

"So," pondered Peter. "What bad things did you do on earth?"

Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had extramarital sex -- but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't really have 'sexual relations.' And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell'. You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity'. And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."


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Sheeplovr
10-04-2002, 07:59 PM
the truth is no one has better jokes then the russians

ones the knock petka off her or his petistool

then whisper for a cheese burger

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El Mudo
10-04-2002, 09:29 PM
What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!!! Now thats funny


white people are so scared..of black people..SEEYUH!!

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TheKnicks23
10-05-2002, 03:04 PM
That was really dumb, i don't see how that can even be called funny. And they're calling it the funniest joke ever

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Death Metal Moe
10-06-2002, 02:15 AM
I still like "Yo' Mama" jokes. That joke was HOMOBLASTING.

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jafter
10-07-2002, 01:04 PM
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender goes hey that is really cool. Where did you get it.

The Parrot goes "Africa, there are millions of them"

Sorry.... "white people are so afraid of black People."



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canofsoup15
10-07-2002, 01:25 PM
A string walks into a bar and asks for a beer. the bartender replies "Im sorry we dont serve strings here."Another string walks into the bar and asks for a beer the bartender says "I am sorry we dont serve strings here." A 3rd string walks into the bar and asks the same and gets the same reply, so he walks into the bathroom ruffages his hair and asks again, "May i have a beer." The bartender replies "No sir im afraid KNOT." I am soo lame..heh.

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Coach
10-07-2002, 01:38 PM
A mushroom walks into a bar, The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here."
The mushroom replies:"Aaww come on, I'm a FUNGI!" Now that is a bad joke.

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Poma
10-07-2002, 04:19 PM
why do seagulls fly upside down over mexico?
Cuz there's nothing worth shitting on
Poma
10-07-2002, 04:21 PM
heres a joke from
opie and anothony:

why do blacks put out there garbage in clear plastic bags?
so the puerto ricans can go window shopping