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Captain Rooster
10-03-2002, 01:20 PM
Wanna Make Money? Add the words "Sport," "Xtreme," "Exteme," or "New X" to your product.

Gimme a friggin' break. What is with every friggin company adding these to their products. We Have: Extreme! deororants, Xtreme! cars and trucks, Sport cologne.

What's next?

Sport Pancakes?
Xtreme PB+J Sandwich Spread?

AAHHHHHH - I hate when American companies run a good idea into the ground to squeeze every last stinking cent out of the idea.

Maybe we can have an extreme reality show with people using extreme products placed there by sporty salespeople with Xtreme bank accounts.

Stay sporty!

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Jackie Sloan
10-03-2002, 01:28 PM
If I'm sportin' extreme wood, does that make me extremely sporty, or sportin' extremely, or xbox or xgames or....wait...wha?

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Fallon
10-03-2002, 01:28 PM
The word Extreme has no meaning now that these bitchass companies have ruined it.

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Tall_James
10-03-2002, 01:30 PM
How's about "Sporty Spice"? Looks like she's eating all the money she should be making...
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SilentSpic
10-03-2002, 01:31 PM
true, true...
the web hosting for my site is called xtreme-host... fell right into it. damn!

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cozmokramer
10-03-2002, 01:31 PM
Well there goes my business. Sorry everybody no more

XXtreme-XSilverX-XXSport-XXX , Inc.

I've noticed a lot and added "silver" to the name because also it all depends on the colors. If your new then your obviosly "shiny". So that means Silver. An blue has always been a spacy technology color. Most of your new companies all have Silver and Blue as their logo colors.

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blakjeezis
10-03-2002, 01:32 PM
Now that, James, is extreme.

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Captain Rooster
10-03-2002, 01:33 PM
How's about "Sporty Spice"? Looks like she's eating all the money she should be making...



Maybe she can try to "sport" up a set of implants...or maybe even a salad once in a while;)

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A.J.
10-03-2002, 01:34 PM
How's about "Sporty Spice"? Looks like she's eating all the money she should be making...


Sporty's getting fat and Ginger is anorexic -- who knew?

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Captain Rooster
10-03-2002, 01:37 PM
How 'bout a move with X's in it....oooh wait.

Exteme Guy
Extreme Man
XXX - Ooooh wait...shit

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Zipgun
10-03-2002, 01:52 PM
Mmmmmmmmm Sport Pancakes.


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furie
10-03-2002, 02:01 PM
dude! i just tried the new X-treme Lemon Ice! It's almost as good as Lemon Sporty Ice; which was a slightly improve version of extreme lemon ice sport.

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fiestygal
10-03-2002, 02:05 PM
"how ya doin', sport?"

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whale_JUNK
10-03-2002, 03:56 PM
i hate buzz words like: edgy, extreme or in-your-face. <P>
how about extreme colonic? <P>

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ADF
10-03-2002, 04:07 PM
It worked wonders for Huey Lewis.

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TheMojoPin
10-03-2002, 07:59 PM
This thread is 2 X-Treme 2 B forgotten.

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ToddEVF
10-03-2002, 08:05 PM
so thats why people loved ECW so much?

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Captain Rooster
10-04-2002, 01:06 PM
Anybody seen XPac? I heard he was at the X Games with one of the Sporty Spice Girl fans drinking a sport drink.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-04-2002, 02:13 PM
hey Sport can you give me the number to and Extreme slut? OH and ahh she's gotta have one of them there NEW FANGLED Sports bras

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-04-2002, 02:34 PM
Mmmmmmmmm Sport Pancakes.


With a side of unexplained X-treme bacon.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-04-2002, 03:35 PM
With a side of unexplained X-treme bacon

Don't forget the X-Juice and Scrambled EXX

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Captain Rooster
10-04-2002, 06:58 PM
Scrambled EXX


Now only $15 a dozen! Who needs those wimpy, plain-old, white "eggs"?


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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-05-2002, 08:06 AM
Now only $15 a dozen! Who needs those wimpy, plain-old, white "eggs"?


Not to mention they are EXtreeemly good for you!

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Tall_James
10-05-2002, 08:47 AM
Merry Xtreme Xmas!

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TheMojoPin
10-05-2002, 09:04 AM
We've all been eating gangsta-style "pizza", not realizing that the real thing is just "pissa". WORD TO YOUR MUTHA.

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