View Full Version : John McCain hosting SNL!!!!
NewYorkDragons80
10-02-2002, 12:44 PM
I just got an email from Staright Talk America saying everyone's favorite war hero will be hosting SNL on October 19th. I'm definitely going to whore myself out to get tickets.
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Hawiian shirt craig
10-02-2002, 12:52 PM
you that u can catch SNL,
live every saturday night?
on NBC?
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my_mr_happy
10-02-2002, 01:29 PM
Back in AZ I used to go to Johns house for dinner... my father was a big contributer to his campaign when he was in AZ... this is about 15 yrs ago... He is a vey interesting guy. Real polite too.. thanks for the info. I will watch.
TheGameHHH
10-02-2002, 01:34 PM
I'm sure that episode is gonna suck balls.
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I'll bet they'll do a "Deer Hunter"-related skit.
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furie
10-02-2002, 01:35 PM
I'm sure that episode is gonna suck balls.
it'll be worse than the gretzky episode
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McNabbShouldDie
10-02-2002, 01:41 PM
was he that Presidential candidate?
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Captain Rooster
10-02-2002, 02:03 PM
I will die if they try to pull a POW/MIA skit.
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Zipgun
10-02-2002, 02:24 PM
everyone's favorite war hero
Do people forget that General George Patton walked this Earth?
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Contra
10-02-2002, 04:16 PM
i hope they do do a POW skit, and he starts to have flashbacks and freak out live on TV. that would rock!
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It's too bad Will Ferrell left: I would have liked to have seen a skit with McCain and "Dubya".
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McNabbShouldDie
10-02-2002, 06:10 PM
ooo, idea. Guest host on that show: Ralph FN Nader.
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ooo, idea. Guest host on that show: Ralph FN Nader.
He was once before -- back in the '70s I believe.
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DarkHippie
10-02-2002, 06:43 PM
i hate when they have political figures hosting. Its just not funny. one skit or two is ok, but a whole show i can't take
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10-02-2002, 06:48 PM
*crosses fingers* I'm still waiting for the Al Gore SNL.
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10-02-2002, 07:32 PM
it'll be worse than the gretzky episode
You didn't say that. Tell me he didn't just say that!!!
That was a classic episode.
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Megadeth
10-02-2002, 08:03 PM
If I was gonna go see SNL live, that would be the LAST I'd go to see
Why would you go there cause McCain is hosting?
Megadeth
10-02-2002, 08:03 PM
He's probably a complete psycho
I bet he has Nam flashbacks all the time
blakjeezis
10-02-2002, 08:29 PM
They replayed that one that Steve Forbes hosted today. God, it was horrible. It was funny because it was so bad. McCain seems to have a personality though, hopefuly he'll do a better job.
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TheMojoPin
10-02-2002, 09:28 PM
Man, even Gretzky came off looking good compared to when Nancy Kerrigan hosted. Blech.
And yes, Nader hosted during the first year. And like another first year host, George Carlin, he's never been asked back. Fucking facists.
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Fallon
10-02-2002, 09:36 PM
Man, even Gretzky came off looking good compared to when Nancy Kerrigan hosted. Blech.
What about Heather Lockler, sure their were a couple of funny bits (Melrose Place and the thing with Kevin Nealon), but shit she starred right at the cue cards, it was horrible acting.
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Death Metal Moe
10-03-2002, 07:31 AM
FUCK McCAIN! He just up and switches his political affiliation one day. He's a FUCKING PUBLICITY WHORE, and I hope this doesn't happen. He would suck anyway.
The heat if off him now that his presidential bid if DONE, and he NEEDS to be in the public eye so bad.
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NewYorkDragons80
10-03-2002, 12:40 PM
He just up and switches his political affiliation one day.
Umm... He's a lifelong Republican. Granted, he crosses political barriers on some issues, but he's always been a republican.
Moe, do you have any clue what the fuck you're talking about?
It's alright, when he is sworn in as president in January of 2009, I will be more than happy to accept your apologies.
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-General Douglas MacArthur
"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer
"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1
This message was edited by NewYorkDragons80 on 10-3-02 @ 4:45 PM
furie
10-03-2002, 01:25 PM
didn't McCain have cancer...
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cozmokramer
10-03-2002, 01:38 PM
didn't McCain have cancer...
After Saturday night It's going to be "comedy cancer"! Gi Gi Gi.
For now all I can hope for is everyone starts boo-ing and he pulls an exact Billy-Redbank scandal...fallowing up with:
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Captain Rooster
10-03-2002, 01:43 PM
The Gretzky episode: Comedy Genius
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Death Metal Moe
10-03-2002, 07:06 PM
He was more conservative, then he started voting Liberally NewYorkDragonss80.
That's what I meant. I understand he is still Republican, but there is more to a man's political ideology than just his party name.
People were so pissed at him in his own state they started a petition to have him ousted because he bacame a different man. A man they DIDN'T ELECT. When a man who is for example Pro Choice gets elected, then suddenly becomes Pro-Life, wouldn't YOU be pissed at the dirty Fucking Liar?
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McCain's voting record is still rather conservative save for his votes on campaign finance reform, anti-tobacco, and "anti-political pork spending".
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TheMojoPin
10-03-2002, 08:06 PM
Moe's right. If McCain had run for president, I would have voted for him. So that makes him as pinko as all get-out.
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NewYorkDragons80
10-08-2002, 01:09 PM
The John McCain Dance!!!
http://www.olsommer.com/mccain.html
"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur
"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer
"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1
NewYorkDragons80
10-17-2002, 01:44 PM
i hate when they have political figures hosting. Its just not funny. one skit or two is ok, but a whole show i can't take
I liked when Giuliani hosted. Probably because he had acting experience.
"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur
"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer
"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1
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