Picking up girls on the board [Archive]

fatty

10-02-2002, 07:22 AM

Hopefully the ladies will help with this too but i figured i'd try to help some of you cats out.

1. First off, if you don't know what the girl looks like be very careful about how you ask for her picture. asking wrong will make you look like every other stalker. and don't try to sneak it in there, she knows what you're doing.

2. don't make every sexual joke that presents itself. example: girl says,"my ass is so tired!" you, "i'll make your whole body tired." or "what a fine ass it is."
once in awhile is okay, but nonstop cheezy jokes are awful.

3. any threads about choosing someone from the board, never pick the girl you like. it's so obvious and she'll be more into the person who doesn't pick her. and relax on the appreciation threads, one post is nice, more than one is stalking.

4. never blantantly say "im me" or "email me". desperation is not attractive, make her want to ask you.

5. don't try so hard!

these are only a few, please feel free to add on as you wish. and good luck, you'll need it.

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ChrisTheCop

10-02-2002, 07:28 AM

every other stalker.
Aggie knows I'm the best..stalker..goin.. today!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!

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This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 10-2-02 @ 11:31 AM

Aggie

10-02-2002, 07:32 AM

I agree with what Fatty said, now if he could only follow his own advice.

I'll add more 'suggestions' as I think of them...and Chris, you're a pretty good stalker, but still a little below what I'm used to, you better pick it up.

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A.J.

10-02-2002, 07:34 AM

don't make every sexual joke that presents itself. example: girl says,"my ass is so tired!" you, "i'll make your whole body tired." or "what a fine ass it is."

So THAT'S why Aggie hasn't e-mailed me for so long.

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Hosp

10-02-2002, 07:40 AM

Fatty, IM me. Sweet cheeks.

And I'm so over the whole Aggie thing.

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SilentSpic

10-02-2002, 07:42 AM

And I'm so over the whole Aggie thing.
not me... I'm still a stalker and will always be one until she WoW me. :)

but she gonna say http://www.silentspic.com/emoticons/nono.gif

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Katylina

10-02-2002, 07:50 AM

6. Warn girls if you are hung like a cashew.

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my_mr_happy

10-02-2002, 07:52 AM

My question for the girls is..

Would you meet or date a guy from the board. I am sure some of you have or are.. but I guess it would be after a while and looking at their pic and reading alot of their posts to get an Idea of who they are.

F1Gm3nT

10-02-2002, 08:07 AM

DONT KISS ASS!!!

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irishkb

10-02-2002, 08:24 AM

just don't lie...

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Katylina

10-02-2002, 08:39 AM

just don't bite it...

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SilentSpic

10-02-2002, 08:44 AM

tell them ur an expert at http://www.silentspic.com/emoticons/lick.gif

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TomPoo

10-02-2002, 09:25 AM

9. don't post in this thread

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DarkHippie

10-02-2002, 09:53 AM

Warn girls if you are hung like a cashew
consider this a warning :(

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10-02-2002, 09:59 AM

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JustJon

10-02-2002, 10:46 AM

I've picked up a couple girls on the board, but with my back I have to be careful. Can't do much lifting right now...

Warn girls if you are hung like a cashew.

'round these parts we call that being "hung like a webmaster"

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TheGameHHH

10-02-2002, 12:04 PM

6. Warn girls if you are hung like a cashew.
Damnit, now my chances are ruined. I just figured if I got the girl drunk enough, she wouldn't notice.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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CovDiesel

10-02-2002, 01:02 PM

the game steals all my thunder... it's hard being best friends with him... girls make fun of our small junk all the time.

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Aggie

10-02-2002, 01:05 PM

the game steals all my thunder...

But he's your bitch, aren't you supposed to keep him in check?

"what a fine ass it is."
Just because I used that line one time on MojoPin doesn't mean I need to be made into an example.

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Hawiian shirt craig

10-02-2002, 04:10 PM

Go to a party and meet the
person face 2 face first...
otherwise u might be
disapointed. i've been lucky
thus far though.

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Contra

10-02-2002, 04:52 PM

this thread amuses me.

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TheGameHHH

10-02-2002, 05:34 PM

That makes two of us

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blakjeezis

10-02-2002, 05:34 PM

I've picked up a couple girls on the board, but with my back I have to be careful. Can't do much lifting right now...
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EffMeBoobs

10-02-2002, 06:39 PM

That makes 2 of us Contra.

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TheGameHHH

10-02-2002, 06:42 PM

Thanks for picking up my slack EMB.

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ShelleBink

10-02-2002, 06:45 PM

6. Warn girls if you are hung like a cashew.

Katy, you should do stand up. Really. Your posts have me in tears every time.

OH yeah, and to add to this thread: pull the girl's hair that you like and run away. let her chase you on the playground. and dont let her touch ur tonka truck.

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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EffMeBoobs

10-02-2002, 06:53 PM

Hey no problem HHH. I was so
amused by what Contra said, I
didn't even read the entire
thread. If anything else of yours
needs to be picked up, let me
know.

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Earth2RON

10-02-2002, 09:03 PM

I have tried to pick up females, but i think im missing a few things!

If anything else of yours
needs to be picked up, let me
know
I need my dry cleaning picked up:)

TheGameHHH

10-02-2002, 09:29 PM

If anything else of yours needs to be picked up, let me know. We'll be in contact soon. 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Aggie

10-07-2002, 04:36 PM

Don't send emails saying
"So, I read (fill in the blank) about you on the board.

I'm 25/M/L.I. Write back so we can get to know each other."

And please don't attach a picutre like you're sending in an application.

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grlNIN

10-07-2002, 07:00 PM

guys, if you are 30-30 and act like your 5...odds are usually against you

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fatty

10-08-2002, 07:29 AM

i started this thread to help some of you that are "game challenged" but i still see all the same mistakes being made.

but i need some help from the ladies, hopefully they'll listen to you more than me. the ones that have replied so far are the money, way to look out.

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DreamWeaver

10-08-2002, 07:50 AM

'round these parts we call that being "hung like a webmaster"
or an administrator

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Earth2RON

10-08-2002, 07:44 PM

i started this thread to help some of you that are "game challenged

I have been told im a playa, but i dont see it at all:)

Four and a half will get you in the game
Anything less is just a goddamn shame

This message was edited by Earth2RON on 10-8-02 @ 11:55 PM

FMJeff

10-08-2002, 07:56 PM

Quote:
'round these parts we call that being "hung like a webmaster"

or an administrator

some people should never give out thier photos...

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gone

10-09-2002, 10:37 AM

**cringes**
this thread got REALLY ugly

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Heavy

10-13-2002, 06:14 AM

guys, if you are 30-30 and act like your 5...odds are usually against you

oh ok just because someone hits for power AND has good speed it stands for nothing unless he acts like an adult OFF the field right? Interesting .........

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CaptClown

10-13-2002, 06:59 AM

Warn girls if you are hung like a cashew.
Jeez, it was cold outside! Yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Hawiian shirt craig

10-13-2002, 07:21 AM

is picking up a girl on the
board like argueing on the
internet?

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it inserts line breaks.

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SixPack

10-15-2002, 07:15 AM

Here's a question, has anyone actually had a POSITIVE experience dating someone from the board? 


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silera

10-15-2002, 07:21 AM

Here's a question, has anyone actually had a POSITIVE experience dating someone from the board?

I have. :)

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SixPack

10-15-2002, 07:27 AM

But Sil, I thought you said that you wanted to keep our little thing a secret.

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silera

10-15-2002, 07:30 AM

The artist formerly known as Ferret (at least over here)

Watch out Ferret.

There are mean people everywhere, I see them. But they don't know they're mean.

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EffMeBoobs

10-15-2002, 02:24 PM

Here's a question, has
anyone actually had a POSITIVE
experience dating someone from
the board?

Hmmm...maybe :)

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spoon

10-15-2002, 03:17 PM

BlakjeezisAttention Posters! This Comedy Pyramid has been topped. Please move along. Thanks for your cooperation.

You're right, but by Contra, JohnyWadd and at the tippy top (I miss Tippy Tom) is Tom Poo!

Shit I just posted here!

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Ants In My Pants

10-15-2002, 03:44 PM

Here's a question, has anyone actually had a POSITIVE experience dating someone from the board?
No, but I did test positive after dating someone from the board.

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silera

10-15-2002, 03:46 PM

No, but I did test positive after dating someone from the board.

And the mad rush to camp outside of planned parenthood for testing starts... NOW.

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