It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old When... [Archive]

ShelleBink

10-01-2002, 07:04 PM

when u cant bs in school anymore

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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A.J.

10-01-2002, 07:22 PM

When I hit 30.

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my_mr_happy

10-01-2002, 07:25 PM

when I went to the Cd store
and the girl behind the
counter called me "sir"

jamesdiggy

10-01-2002, 07:48 PM

When Van Halen was considered Classic rock.

Abracadabra, Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

Dr. Klahn

10-01-2002, 08:15 PM

The first time I said "When I was your age"

Or when I said record to a guy I know and he said "What's that??"

And the first time a kid called me Mister.

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Death Metal Moe

10-01-2002, 08:23 PM

I'm not old yet.

Jealous?

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pinkyfloyd

10-01-2002, 08:26 PM

When people the same age as me, or younger, began being drafted into professional sports.

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Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

FUNKMAN

10-01-2002, 08:35 PM

it seemed to have hit me most in work when we hire the 20 to 25 year old...before i learn his age we're kidding around talking sports and in my mind at that time it's just a couple of young dudes hanging out...but then their birthday comes up and their turing 22 and then I realize I'm 18 years older...

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ChrisTheCop

10-01-2002, 08:41 PM

When I noticed the birthdate of the 1st Playmate BORN in the 80's.

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Ralphy Ramone

10-02-2002, 05:32 AM

Wait until you start walking around saying"Ya know 20 years ago I used to....".Then you will remember how you hated to hear that same expression from any old fart in your past.

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SilentSpic

10-02-2002, 05:36 AM

when someone said I'm a short man instead of kid

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bboxer

10-02-2002, 05:40 AM

when i could no longer tell people i am watching cartoons

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JerseyRich

10-02-2002, 05:44 AM

I'm not old yet either...Gvac you old fart!
Actually it hit me when I started school again...I hadn't heard of incubus or system of a down. It was sad.

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HordeKing1

10-02-2002, 08:08 PM

When I returned to school and discovered that my professors were younger than I.

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Yerdaddy

10-02-2002, 10:03 PM

when my tits started to sag

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hyperspace

10-03-2002, 08:44 AM

when the movie Coyote Ugly came out and i relized hot chicks were so much younger that me!

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Bill From Yorktown

10-03-2002, 08:52 AM

when
1 - girls in playboy were born in the 80's
2 - they play a song from my highschool days on the "oldies" station, and then I realize - hey that song came out 18 YEARS ago

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BrianTheBailBondsman

10-03-2002, 08:53 AM

Led Zeplin is only on CBSFM Oldies and when i jump off the curb EVERY FRIGGIN BONE IN MY BODY HURTS

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GaryWyze

10-03-2002, 09:02 AM

It was this summer actually. Up in Yonkers, at Nathan's, every Thursday night there is bike night. Everybody just hangs out, does a little riding and a lot of racing. 
So, there I was, going full throttle on the Hutchinson River Pkwy, neck and neck with this total squid, and all of the sudden it hit me that this probably wasn't such a bright idea. 
As long as it was fun, that had always been reason enough to be doing almost anything, but right there, that night, commen sense prevailed.... and I actually felt like a guy in his 30's as I downshifted and rode safely back to Yonkers.

furie

10-03-2002, 09:22 AM

when i bent over to tie my shoe and a sharp pain ran through my back.

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Captain Rooster

10-03-2002, 12:44 PM

...I had to buy a turbo ear and nose hair trimmer from the Sharper Image.

BOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!

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SoccerMom

10-07-2002, 10:17 AM

I've had a constant onslaught of reminders to drive the point home-
-my first ma'am
-the first time I didn't get proofed
-having my son ask me if we had electricity when I was a child
-when my older aunts are talking about their operations, I now find myself joining in
-being at the hospital with my little sister and having the doctor think I was her mom-I'm 13 years older than her so that wasn't SO bad except my dad was there too and he's 61 and looks it. 

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Michael Fury

10-07-2002, 10:27 AM

I found myself screaming about the price of paper towels in the aisle of a supermarket. Fucking paper towels - I sounded like an old coot.

So gimme a stage, where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!

BrianTheBailBondsman

10-07-2002, 10:53 AM

When i realized i didnt have to lean my head back to keep from getting hit in the eye while running a batch..

I Used to Make Peanuts Puting Tons of Criminals in Cells.. Now I make Tons Letting One Out!!!!!!!!!!! CA-CHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

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pixiestix

10-07-2002, 02:07 PM

When I was in the Virgin
Megastore in Times Square
and 2 things happened:
1. I thought the music was
too loud.
2. A kid about 12 years old
was staring at the small
record section and asked
his mom what they were.
She told him that's what
people used to listen to
before there were cds.

yarpwizard

10-07-2002, 03:45 PM

...when I realize I played the first video game in the college pub....PONG! OUCH!!!! 

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PamR&Ffan

10-07-2002, 08:59 PM

When my dad says

DreamWeaver

10-08-2002, 07:01 AM

I left a bar last weekend because the music was too loud.

my god, what has happened to me

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Rev

10-08-2002, 07:48 AM

...when i laughed at the site of a bunch of mallrats.

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The real Kenny Allen

10-08-2002, 08:37 AM

I saw the little kid in my neighborhood that we used to pick on with his wife and kid.

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DJEvelEd

10-08-2002, 08:44 AM

I clearly remember seeing Star Wars and it was 25 years ago...
Also smoking for 20 years...(time flies)

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billyio

10-09-2002, 07:49 PM

I have two for this topic: (1) When I first realized that I was older than the Playmate Centerfold.
(2) When I first saw the teens wearing the baggy pants. I thought to myself, whats up with these kids. Meanwhile, ironically enough, I was only in my mid-20s back then,but still. Its all new-fangled to me.

How about a pair of pink sidewinders?

See Ya!

The Blowhard

10-09-2002, 09:36 PM

I took Viagra for the first time just for the hell of it.
Sad part is, I was alone.
I ended up playing ring toss with myself.

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Mary

10-11-2002, 06:42 AM

Baseball players were suddenly younger than me & music I listened to in high school was now found in the Oldies section

fiestygal

10-12-2002, 10:37 AM

when your friends start getting engaged and married...JESUS CHRIST im 21 and i feel sooooo goddamn old

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Ralphy Ramone

10-12-2002, 07:19 PM

"Time" is really freaking me out these days.Just wait until you run into someone you knew well in high school but you hesitate to speak up and say hello because...YOU BEARLY RECOGNIZE THEM!

Most of you on this board haven't seen your 10th H.S. Reunion,or better yet,aren't even out of school!

It WILL happen to you.I can promise you that.Be ascared be very ascared!

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McNabbShouldDie

10-13-2002, 07:27 PM

When you logged in and saw that your username was either Heckler or Gvac

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fiestygal

10-13-2002, 07:34 PM

when i see tv shows like CHEERS and THE COSBY SHOW on TV LAND or NICK AT NITE

when i still see "KIDS" like16/17 wearing pants down to their ankles...i mean isnt that style over for guys.....i think it was goin outta style when i was a senior in HS in 1999....

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FUNKMAN

10-13-2002, 07:42 PM

played softball this year on the "work" team...
hit a home-run...
it took a full additional inning before i got my breath back... sad!

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fiestygal

10-13-2002, 07:51 PM

when you appreciate a movie like "SWINGERS" and you think the 'LOOK' those guys had in the movie is sexy...which it is

when you find facial hair not as attractive- remember that ONE boy who had facial hair first adn you thought he was such a rebel...

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reeshy

10-14-2002, 07:35 AM

When I started to get subscription ads for AARP!!!

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A.J.

10-14-2002, 07:40 AM

Most of you on this board haven't seen your 10th H.S. Reunion,or better yet,aren't even out of school!

Not me -- my COLLEGE 10-year reunion is this weekend. I can't wait to see how many of my classmates are married -- or divorced.

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RandomNY

10-14-2002, 12:10 PM

I had a Getting Old Experience hit me the other night...

Driving down Main Street passed my old high school and seeing kids with CLASS shirts that read CLASS OF 06... I graduated in 91..

I listen to much less WNEW than I used to!!!!

SRFSTARVD

10-14-2002, 01:05 PM

When I want to kick the crap out of every kid who is in their teens and has an attitude that they know everything...It makes me feel old because I know I was like that. Now I realize I don't Know a damn thing.

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Johnny4

10-14-2002, 05:08 PM

When most professional athletes hit my age, they have just hit or passed their prime. 30. Also when you realize you are too old to be looking at that girl that age.

I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese."
-- The basketball coach in "Teen Wolf"

drusilla

10-14-2002, 08:52 PM

i heard that my friend saw the silence of the lambs for the first time ever last week.

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Gvac

10-15-2002, 03:27 PM

I used to go out drinking until 4 AM and then go to work the next day without a hangover.

One good night of boozing now and I'm shot for 2 days.

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silera

10-15-2002, 03:29 PM

When I look on the counter at the deli, and I remember the date listed under "If you were born after mm/dd/yy we cannot sell you cigarettes."

It makes me cry.

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DC Reed

10-15-2002, 03:30 PM

Man you all so old! But im Gonna stay young FOREVER!!!!!

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SRFSTARVD

10-16-2002, 06:23 AM

One good night of boozing now and I'm shot for 2 days.

Ain't that the damn truth. That's why I smoke pot now.

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hyperspace

10-16-2002, 09:33 AM

murder trials and the defendants look like little kids

"HEY, alright one tine djou gotta tell me thats it..one tine"

SuperClerk

10-16-2002, 10:01 AM

When I watch wrestling with my son, and I say "I used to watch the Rocks father wrestle" And he looks at me strangely. Add Randy Orton to that list also.

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A.J.

10-21-2002, 11:52 AM

Not me -- my COLLEGE 10-year reunion is this weekend. I can't wait to see how many of my classmates are married -- or divorced.

Well, the reunion was this weekend. I had a lot of fun actually. It was great to see people I hadn't seen in ten years.

However, I was one of the only people there who wasn't married with children, engaged, or dating anyone. It was weird to see women I once dated now with children and guys who were drunken slobs were now pushing baby carriages!

Some people looked exactly the same while others did not fare so well -- a few more, wrinkles, a few more pounds, a lot less hair.

It's amazing what can happen after 10 years.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

10-21-2002, 04:00 PM

Saturday I was in a Lowes. It really hit me that I got old when I drooled over an industrial-size washer/dryer set.

Oh, it was BEAUTIFUL! Front load and everything.

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FUNKMAN

10-21-2002, 04:09 PM

when i sat down with my wife to work on our budgeting and i had to claim my hair coloring...

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walking joint

10-21-2002, 05:03 PM

It hit me during a little rant i was having complaining about my life. talking about how my routine is so different now than it was during my school days, but how it is still a routine. the whole getting up early in the morning..getting home late with just enough energy to smoke and eat. Worrying about the mortgage payments and having a job from week to week in this horrible economy...especially in my line of work. Real life stress is what brought me to realize I was old.

grlNIN

10-23-2002, 03:13 PM

...when i laughed at the site of a bunch of mallrats.

I feel old when i see kids driving by in cars that are just way too loud and busy

i used to sit outside the Hot Topic with my friends and make fun of people, that was cool

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Captain Rooster

10-23-2002, 03:24 PM

I pop Geritol like Farve pops pain pills;)

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hyperspace

10-23-2002, 04:34 PM

Free Championship boxing was a very distant memmory..

"HEY, alright one tine djou gotta tell me thats it..one tine"

flavorsaver

10-24-2002, 11:32 AM

When I saw the year'00' on some kid's varsity jacket.

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roundi

10-26-2002, 07:05 PM

When I see the back of Rolling Stone what was hot twenty years ago and I can Remenber the songs when they new

jafter

10-30-2002, 05:38 AM

This morning I was thinking to myself that I am middle aged. Jeezzz I will be 37 on Friday. I hope I can make it to 74.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC.
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kap

11-03-2002, 07:23 PM

When I realized that I'd been out of high school for ten years already in the year that you had to be born in order to buy cigarettes at the corner bodega. 

how can you be in 2 places at once hen you're not anywhere at all?

Gvac

11-04-2002, 02:33 AM

It took me 2 days to recover from the Big ASS Night of Frights.

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wilee

11-05-2002, 07:57 AM

It took me 2 days to recover from the Big ASS Night of Frights. That'll teach you to keep your clothes on!

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Smiledog11

11-05-2002, 11:55 AM

i told my girlfriend's nephew i was going to the Big Ass Night of Frights as Fletch and he asked, what's a fletch?

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The mighty Thor

11-05-2002, 05:10 PM

Gvac, you hairy sexy old
Rocker!
Does the G in Gvac stand for
Gorilla?

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CuseFan

11-05-2002, 05:19 PM

When I was called "Sir" as well....but also when I heard Madonna on an Oldies station

Thebazile78

11-05-2002, 06:34 PM

. . . I realized that the kids I used to baby-sit for are now applying to college.

Also, I live in a college-town, so each year's crop of drunken Freshmen looks more and more like my baby sister...

I refuse to grow up.

"When will I learn that the solutions to my problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!" -Homer Simpson

Rev

11-14-2002, 05:27 AM

i used to sit outside the Hot Topic with my friends and make fun of people, that was cool

Hey now!
My gf used to manage the one in the Garden State Plaza, and we both still shop there.

xoxoxo,
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Thebazile78

11-14-2002, 05:44 AM

when u cant bs in school anymore

When can't you BS in school anymore? That's how most of us got through college!

I know that's how I did.

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The Chairman

11-16-2002, 01:05 AM

When I was in the studio Friday night and one of the answers to the Christmas Contest Quiz was "Natalie Wood" - which I thought was really easy. Not only didn't people know the answer, most people didn't know who Natalie Wood was!

Donnielimes

11-16-2002, 05:46 AM

I don't look old but some of the girls i dated a few years ago have flown right past me into middle age.

FN Moron

11-16-2002, 08:38 AM

hmmm, it was just yesterday at my chiroprator's office... while i was talking/flirting with one of the girls who works there... only to later find out that she is the 17 year old daughter of one of my neighbors... needless to say, i felt old... and dirty... but it don't make me a bad person.... or does it????

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-16-2002, 08:49 AM

needless to say, i felt old... and dirty... but it don't make me a bad person.... or does it????
Oh yeah, that's bad, that's so dirty and nasty... ooooh.. yeah.. I think you need a spanking-that's so bad!

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Cybersoldier

11-16-2002, 08:56 AM

I think when I saw see gray hairs I'll know I am old

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FN Moron

11-16-2002, 09:03 AM

Oh yeah, that's bad, that's so dirty and nasty... ooooh.. yeah.. I think you need a spanking-that's so bad!ok....sounds good... but, can i see your ID first though???

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dassal3399

11-18-2002, 10:09 PM

i've notice i have grey hair

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Roadgirl3

05-14-2003, 07:22 PM

When I mentioned George Harrison's death, and the person I was talking to said, "Who?"

Go tell someone who cares...

Disúgrunútled

05-17-2003, 04:16 AM

It hit me when I was riding home on the bus and some high school kid called me ma'am and offered me his seat.

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

reeshy

05-17-2003, 04:57 AM

hmmm, it was just yesterday at my chiroprator's office

That alone is old!!!

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Shecky

05-17-2003, 06:42 AM

...I stopped liking all the new music that was out and stuck to my old shit.

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DeltaPin

05-18-2003, 06:49 PM

Several years ago, walking into Willowbrook Mall. Two hot teens coming out abruptly change their direction and start walking towards me. When we met the following was uttered from their mouths, "Excuse me Sir, do you know what time it is."

I was crushed.

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high fly

05-22-2003, 08:27 AM

When I started banging chicks who were born at a time when I was ........banging chicks.

" and they ask me why I drink"

WhistlePig

05-24-2005, 07:54 PM

When me and my husband and his brother were getting drunk and playing New York Dolls on the jukebox at this poolhall last week, having fun and then realizing NO ONE was paying any attention to us. The place was full of young kids looking at each other, but ignoring the "Old People." Plus the place came alive when their crappy rap music came on and our old people music ended. Sucked.

But I'm going back next week and am pumping $40 in that damn juke box and will play every old punk band I can think of. Fuck them.

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PapaBear

05-28-2005, 02:25 AM

Damn... you're lucky that you have a bar around that actually has music like that in the juke!!!  I wish there were decent bars where I live. 

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05-28-2005, 05:46 AM

This was the "new" Mustang when I was graduating HS<img height="450" src="http://www.lovefords.org/archives/anniversary/04.jpg" width="650" border="0" />

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Snoogans

05-28-2005, 05:54 AM

But I'm going back next
week and am pumping $40 in that damn juke box and will play every old
punk band I can think of. Fuck them. you
should spend 20 bucks on .38 special songs, and 20 bucks on Joe
Jackson's Jumpin Jive. if they are any kind of rap fans, that will
clear all the clutter from the place and leave you guys to enjoy your
evening 

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blakjeezis

07-21-2005, 05:38 AM

I was in a class in the beginning of the summer, and the professor
set us an assignment of going out to dinner with three other people
from the class and getting to know them. This an excerpt of the
conversation.Blakjeezis: What do you guys do when you're not in school?Anna, who's 20 and cute as a button: Oh, I like to go to clubs in the city.BJ: Oh yeah? Where do you go? Anna:
Well, my favorite is Avalon. It's in an old church. It's so cool. I
think it used to be called, like, Limelight or something, like, 15
years ago.BJ: (groan) I gotta go. 

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Doctor Manhattan

07-21-2005, 05:45 AM

quote: I was in a class in the beginning of the summer, and the professor set us an assignment of going out to dinner with three other people from the class and getting to know them. So is the course called "Being Social: 101"? Now, if you'll excuse me I'm late for my college course on The Simpsons... <a href="http://www.xmradio.com/"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

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Death Metal Moe

07-21-2005, 06:09 AM

I really started feeling old when I noticed that a lot of the hot young actors and actresses in the entertainment news were born in the mid to late 80's.  Jesus, I remember doing stuff when they weren't even born yet.

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Knowledged_one

07-21-2005, 06:28 AM

When I think that Beastie Boys License to Ill is almost 20 years old.When I criticize hip-hop/rap music from today as horrible compared to the 90's

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fiestygal

07-21-2005, 07:14 AM

when your friends start getting engaged and married...JESUS CHRIST im 21 and i feel sooooo goddamn old HAHAHA! when you see posts like these 3 yrs later..sheesh this is oldBTW- my friend who was engaged at the  time is now on her 2nd child due in august and will be celebrating her 2nd anniversary... 2 kids before 25 DAMN!  those wacky italians- barefoot and pregnant

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UnkleTouchyHand

07-21-2005, 03:54 PM

I can't watch MTV anymore; I have no idea what the hell anybody is talking about and everything freaks me out and makes me dizzy. 

I peddle smut like paper routes

Hosp

07-22-2005, 10:11 AM

When my 11 year old niece got her period.  There is no way I should have a niece or nephew going through puberty. 

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fezident

07-23-2005, 06:40 AM

I was recently talking to a kid who had NEVER EVEN HEARD OF DURAN DURAN.  He literally did not know that such a band ever even existed.And I even said "dude, they had a number one hit a few years ago!"Then I realized that 'Ordinary World" was released in, like, 1993 or 94 or something like that and I felt like an old idiot all over again.That was more than 11 years ago. 

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Death Metal Moe

07-24-2005, 09:07 AM

It hit me again when I realized I have a hat and shoes I use to mow the law with.  Dude, how gay is that??!?!?!??!?Quite gay I can assure you.

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Snoogans

07-24-2005, 09:14 AM

quote:I have a hat and shoes I use to mow the law with. yea, when i mow down the Law, i like to wear a special hat and shoes too, in case i get blood on them 

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Bulldogcakes

07-24-2005, 03:36 PM

quote:I
can't watch MTV anymore; I have no idea what the hell anybody is
talking about and everything freaks me out and makes me dizzy. 

I peddle smut like paper routes You think you're getting old when you go from MTV to VH1. Wait till you get to PBS, and like it. 

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Bulldogcakes

07-24-2005, 03:38 PM

quote:I
was recently talking to a kid who had NEVER EVEN HEARD OF DURAN DURAN.
He literally did not know that such a band ever even existed. I've never been so jealous of a teenager before in my life. I wish I never heard of them, too. 
<blockquote />

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Duke

07-25-2005, 04:32 AM

heh heh your all old...SUCKERS <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" /> 
 

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Doctor Manhattan

07-25-2005, 04:51 AM

quote: I can't watch MTV anymore I couldn't watch MTV 15 years ago... 

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Swift Boat Vet

07-26-2005, 05:11 PM

The first time I could honestly remember something from 25 years ago.  That floored me.

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PapaBear

07-26-2005, 05:15 PM

Every time I get a look of amazement, when I tell co-workers, that my earliest childhood memory is of watching Neil Armstrong land on the moon.

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Hottub

07-26-2005, 05:17 PM

Remember watching a game with dad, and him saying " This kid's got pretty good X"Now, all the atheletes are 'that kid'!

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ozzie

07-26-2005, 06:17 PM

quote: Remember watching a game with dad, and him saying " This kid's got pretty good X"Now, all the atheletes are 'that kid'!<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.  You know, that's a good point.  I collect and wear Jersey's constantly, but I recently realized that most of the ones I wear most often are ones from athletes that are younger than me, and I creeped myself out a couple of weeks ago after gloating at work about winning an auction for an Eli Manning jersey on eBay, and even more creeped out once it arrived and I wore it to the office.I guess it's time to search for the "throwback" jerseys and telling the young'uns how better it was back in the good old days!I did pull down a retro Kenny Stabler Oilers Jersey the other day, so I feel somewhat justified<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5219320064">http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5219320064</a>

Death Metal Moe

07-26-2005, 06:22 PM

Calling men that are less that 5 years younger than me KIDS is an old habit I picked up as a carpenter, because I was a very young Journeyman.  So all the apprentices, actually even if they weren't too much older than me, were "kids."Weird.

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ozzie

07-26-2005, 06:32 PM

EXACTLY MOE!To that end... I was walking past a young guy in the shop a couple of months ago, and in "my way" of imparting some advice to him, I said, "Boy, you aren't going to ever get it done like that.  Here let me show you..."Well, it just happened that he was Black, and I'm the older white manager, and a few hours later he pulled me to the side and told me that he took offense to being called "Boy".  I asked him how old he was, and he said he was 19, and I reminded him that I was old enough to be his father, and that it was NOT a "racial" comment, but a matter of AGE and EXPERIENCE, and to get used to it, because in this business, anyone that age is a "Boy" or a "Kid", and that if he was still getting comments like this from shop leads or supervisors in 10 years to let me know... but until then, to shut up and deal with it because ANYONE that age is looked at as a "Boy", and if he didn't think so, to ask any of the White or Hispanic BOYS I've made the same comments to!

high fly

08-07-2005, 02:06 AM

quote: EXACTLY MOE!To that end... I was walking past a young guy in the shop a couple of months ago, and in "my way" of imparting some advice to him, I said, "Boy, you aren't going to ever get it done like that.  Here let me show you..."Well, it just happened that he was Black, and I'm the older white manager, and a few hours later he pulled me to the side and told me that he took offense to being called "Boy".  I asked him how old he was, and he said he was 19, and I reminded him that I was old enough to be his father, and that it was NOT a "racial" comment, but a matter of AGE and EXPERIENCE, and to get used to it, because in this business, anyone that age is a "Boy" or a "Kid", and that if he was still getting comments like this from shop leads or supervisors in 10 years to let me know... but until then, to shut up and deal with it because ANYONE that age is looked at as a "Boy", and if he didn't think so, to ask any of the White or Hispanic BOYS I've made the same comments to! Sounds like a case of dumbass to me.You don't call black guys "boy," no matter what their age. This one was settled about 35, 40 years ago.   " ...and they ask me why I drink" <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg" border="0" /> Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

This message was edited by high fly on 8-7-05 @ 6:06 AM

SouthSideJohnny

08-10-2005, 09:45 AM

quote: <img height="450" src="http://www.lovefords.org/archives/anniversary/04.jpg" width="650" border="0" />Aside from the numerous instances of being called sir, I felt really old when I saw this post.  When I graduated from high school, I bought a used Mustangd exactly like this.  I was thinking back on what a fun car it was when I realized I sold it over fifteen years ago.  The four door sedans that followed don't make me feel any younger either./SouthSide Johnny (signature to be developed)

LatinSpiceXoX

08-25-2005, 08:37 PM

..when I celebrated my 8th cat, her 13rd birthday.oopsmy 13th cat, her 8th birthday.

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Justice4all

08-26-2005, 09:46 AM

It hit me when i told my friend today that I had a friend I knew for 20 years...and I knew him back in high school.

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"That's disgusting"
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Donnielimes

08-26-2005, 10:32 AM

When your hitting on an old girlfriends daughter and you notice she looks strikingly familiar.

"Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"

XMRonFez

08-26-2005, 11:07 AM

I bought Hercules w/ Kevin Sorbo on DVD (please don't ask why) and the girl at Best Buy said she remembered this show when she was a little girl. I felt like a fool. 

Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb...

Mike Teacher

08-26-2005, 12:01 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/me2" border="0" />Screw it, I went past 150 pounds lost the day I turned 42, so getting old rules.And, it took me to age 42, and many whining PMs to Mikeyboy [bless you] before I figured how to post a pic here. 

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torker

08-26-2005, 08:49 PM

reminds me of:<img height="167" src="http://www.filmmonthly.com/Video/Articles/Memento/pearce.gif" width="180" border="0" />

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kevcala

08-28-2005, 06:49 PM

When I realized my nightmares now consist of missed mortgage payments
and cars that won't start on workdays instead of monsters and spiders. 

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Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

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Death Metal Moe

10-09-2005, 04:39 PM

God, this keeps happening.I was talking music with my band this weekend.  Bob brought up Type O Negative, and I said something to effect of "Yea, I know there last album "World Coming Down" wasn't that great, but there's still a lot of material I listen to off of it."  He just kinda looked at me, and reminded me that "World Coming Down" is like 7 fucking years old by now.  Then I remember they had another album that came out recently.  He looked at me again, then reminded me that "Life is Killing Me" is almost 2 years old already.Jesus, the time is spilling out a huge hole in my Universe.  Someone make it stop.

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newport king

10-10-2005, 04:58 AM

i realized i got old when i couldn't find a pair of new sneakers because everything looks like they belong on the feet of astronauts walking on the moon.

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reeshy

10-10-2005, 06:24 AM

I just went to the Optometrist and...you guessed it...I got FUCKING bifocals!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!! <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=reeshy" border="0" />

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WhistlePig

10-10-2005, 08:29 AM

I was looking at new cars to buy this weekend and my husband suggested I finally give in and get an automatic because shifting is hard on the hips. No, NO!! I'm getting a manual transmission even if it cripples my old hips!

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sexy bastard

10-10-2005, 12:10 PM

two weeks ago at work i was telling coworkers how my niece makes jokes like foxxy the bear and says wack  wacka...the new girl that was there simply said "I dont get it whos fozzy the bear"damn little bitch she knew who kermit was but never heard of fozzy

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jax

10-10-2005, 12:41 PM

Mike the T your starting to look like Richard Thompson

Yosammity

10-10-2005, 02:05 PM

When I looked at the years of birth on the NY Mets roster.

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Dirtybird12

10-10-2005, 04:24 PM

when i said outloud: "Supertramp writes really good songs" <img height="300" src="http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000068FWC.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

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wonderwoman

10-10-2005, 09:52 PM

I hit the big 40 this past july and thinking damn when i was younger i always said 40 was old, go figure that one. i also hate it when i talk to 20-something and i have to let them know that nicole richies father was a star long before reality tv made her a star. it sucks I try not to dwell on it too much or it will drive me crazy, lol. 

TTFN, THE G-LADY

wonderwoman

10-10-2005, 09:56 PM

quote: when i said outloud: "Supertramp writes really good songs"I agree and  worse yet when younger people ask who is SUPERTRAMP, that's when i feel old. <img height="300" src="http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000068FWC.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="300" border="0" /><a href="http://www.live365.com/stations/ufo_radio?play/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/itsigpic.jpg" border="0" /></a> fake radio on demand. download shows at the cosmic circus.com

wonderwoman

10-10-2005, 10:04 PM

That the majority of the music I still listen to now is 20,25 and 30 years old.

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PapaBear

10-10-2005, 10:16 PM

Back in mid 2000 (I was 33), I was hanging out with my (then) girlfriend and her teenage kids. Her kids said they met the new neighbor. We asked how old they thought she was and they replied, "She's middle aged... like late 20's or something."  Yeah... I felt pretty old that day.I also felt pretty old last weekend, when my oldest son went to his Homecoming dance.

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PapaBear

10-10-2005, 10:18 PM

Oh yeah. This one too... I saw U2 in concert.21 YEARS AGO!!!

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BrooklynKat

10-11-2005, 09:04 AM

<div>When I couldn't relate to MTV anymore and stopped watching Real World. I thought the day would never come, but alas, those damn kids are heathens!</div>

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DeltaPin

10-11-2005, 11:48 AM

quote: *>When I couldn't relate to MTV anymore and stopped watching Real World. I thought the day would never come, but alas, those damn kids are heathens! <div /><a href="http://www.justtotheleft.com/">Just To The Left</a> Relate to MTV???  I can barely relate to VH1.  Turned 40 over the weekend, was feeling fine then, but today I just feel old & tired.

BoxyBrown

10-11-2005, 02:58 PM

Boxy Sez....Age aint nothin' but a number he laughs at every morning.  Can't hold da Boxy one down, baby.

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"Don't you ever leave me with that fool again! I'll slit ya up the middle!"

wonderwoman

10-11-2005, 07:45 PM

quote: quote: *>When I couldn't relate to MTV anymore and stopped watching Real World. I thought the day would never come, but alas, those damn kids are heathens! * /><a href="http://www.justtotheleft.com/">Just To The Left</a> Relate to MTV???  I can barely relate to VH1.  Turned 40 over the weekend, was feeling fine then, but today I just feel old & tired.DITTO   

TTFN, THE G-LADY

FUNKMAN

10-11-2005, 08:05 PM

It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old When... um, um, what was the question?    when i spend more on hair coloring than i do on haircuts

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mendyweiss

10-12-2005, 04:53 AM

I saw Stevie Wonder at the Village Gate when he was called Little Stevie Wonder.Ouch!

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

XMRonFez

10-12-2005, 03:46 PM

The worst I've ever really felt was a few years ago. I have a half sister that is 12 years younger then me. She actually asked me what was it like to live during the 1980's... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" border="0" />

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walking joint

10-12-2005, 03:52 PM

i was reading the ipod thread before and felt old...and i'm not really that old yet.  i was lost in there.  how did i miss this whole ipod thing.

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PaulF

10-14-2005, 04:44 PM

The biggest "I'm getting old" moment was spending this past summer with constant hip pain wondering if I was going to need replacement surgery. Also, talking with some friends about childhood memories and realizing I am older now than my father was at the time we were discussing.The other day, I thought it was funny that my girlfriend got ID'd for cigarettes (she's 35) but then I was pissed when I realized that the cashier had just sold me a 12 pack of beer without blinking an eye.Actually, I guess that's one of the major signs... at some point you go from being upset at getting carded to getting upset at not being carded.

landarch

01-03-2006, 07:59 PM

I am back in college now 8 years after graduation.  One of my professors had a beard and facial features similar to Michael Gross.  One of my (regular school age) classmates commented to me that he looked like Abraham Lincoln.  I told him I thought he looked like the dad from Family Ties.  "What's Family Ties" he asked me.........I'm feeling awful old..

BoxyBrown

01-03-2006, 08:07 PM

Boxy is FOREVER..<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/boxybrowntheman/myhomepage/boxysig.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US" border="0" /> "Don't you ever leave me with that fool again! I'll slit ya up the middle!"

This message was edited by BoxyBrown on 1-4-06 @ 12:07 AM

Gvac

01-06-2006, 05:44 PM

A buddy of mine and I were reminiscing on how crazy a celebration the Bicentennial was.

Then we realized that was 30 years ago.

30 fucking years ago.

Sweet Jesus.

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Gvac

01-06-2006, 06:16 PM

Oh yeah, it's also been 30 years since the last World Series Championship of the greatest baseball team ever.

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tele7

01-06-2006, 06:25 PM

Just walk into Abercrombie & Fitch.  If you feel out of place, you're old.

A.J.

01-06-2006, 08:46 PM

quote: Oh yeah, it's also been 30 years since the last World Series Championship of the greatest baseball team ever. <img src="http://www.onlinesports.com/images/psc-177.jpg" width="375" border="0" /> <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/ronfezsig.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" /> 

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Death Metal Moe

01-06-2006, 08:50 PM

quote: Just walk into Abercrombie & Fitch.  If you feel out of place, you're old. Either old or straight.  Either way, out of place.

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wonderwoman

01-07-2006, 12:09 PM

quote: Just walk into Abercrombie & Fitch.  If you feel out of place, you're old.YOU SAID IT,  As soon as you walk in to that store if you don't look 20-something you automatically get stared it. it really sucks.

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Dirtybird12

01-08-2006, 05:51 AM

It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old When... (a) -  Ran a search for "oldies" on napster  and Toni Basil's "OH MICKY" came up.  

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Coach

01-12-2006, 09:47 PM

I was watching "A League of Their Own" and Tom Hank's Character is ranting about Girl Ball players as someone he wants to sleep with, not coach....yup it clicked! 

If I wanted to hear you moan, I would've Fucked You!

Sheeplovr

01-13-2006, 07:23 AM

Just walk into Abercrombie & Fitch.  If you feel out of place, you're old.so i've been old since i was 13? or just out of place 


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Johnny4

01-23-2006, 02:52 PM

Two words-creaky knees. 

For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name

SpicyMcHaggis

01-24-2006, 06:17 PM

...when i laughed at the site of a bunch of mallrats. At twenty years old can I still consider myself a mallrat?

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GwEnYpOo

02-12-2006, 09:24 AM

when i told an 11 year old ," i remember you hen you were a baby."

Gvac

02-12-2006, 10:18 AM

I just shoveled snow for 2 hours, and I know tomorrow morning I'll be unable to get out of bed.

Oh yeah, and I hit the hideous, dreaded big 4-0 last week.

Me 40? That's unpossible!

newport king

02-12-2006, 10:21 AM

i shoveled 2 trucks out, i've been done for over an hour, i still can't breathe. it feels like an elephant is on my chest.

Judge Smails

02-12-2006, 06:31 PM

I recently started a new job as an Adjunct English Professor at a community college.  Two weeks ago I made a reference to the class about it being Groundhog Day, and made some off-handed remark referring to the film of the same name, and looked out to a classroom full of vacant stares.  "You know, like the movie: Groundhog Day?"  I said, thinking they must not have heard me the first time.  Still more stares.  Finally, one kid asks in total confusion: "They made a movie about Groundhog Day?"I realized then that these kids were probably 6 or 7 when the movie came out.  I tried to explain the movie to them but did a miserable job and no one seemed interested:  "So they just keep doing the same thing over and over throughout the movie?"  What's even worse is that I got the impression that most of them didn't even know who Bill Murray was.

FUNKMAN

02-12-2006, 06:35 PM

Oh yeah, and I hit the hideous, dreaded big 4-0 last week. Happy 'belated' Birthday!

Gvac

03-21-2006, 06:56 PM

I now completely understand what my parents meant when they used to tell me "the older you get, the faster time goes."Events
that occurred 6 or 7 years ago seem like about a year ago.  Even
songs that were popular then seem like they just came out to me.  And has it really been 12 years since Kurt Cobain died?Holy fuck.

Death Metal Moe

03-21-2006, 07:00 PM

And how long has it been since you've shown up to an UNHALLOWED show?OOOOOOOOH SNAP!

Gvac

03-21-2006, 07:09 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: And how long has it been since you've shown up to an UNHALLOWED show?OOOOOOOOH SNAP!  Didn't I just see you guys at the Underpass about a month or so ago?  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" />

ShelleBink

03-22-2006, 07:17 AM

...I realized from the first time I posted this thread until now my cousin's had two more kids and both of them are talking now... and this past weekend the older of the two said "Michelle, you're old right?  Like 21?" ouch.

FUNKMAN

03-22-2006, 07:33 AM

It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old When... when you get aches and pains you just figure it's due to arthritis setting in....sad but true <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />when I got any aches and pains when i was younger it was always due to playing sports or just horsing around...

JPMNICK

03-22-2006, 07:40 AM

I am less than 2 months away from 25. that was always a big birthday for me mentally. 18, 21, 25, and 30 are the big landmark birthdays. 18 and 21 were fun birthdays, but 25 and 30 i feel like i should be somewhere in my life, not sure where. I am very happy with everything, but just the number scares me. In reality, it is just a number and no big deal at all.

Snoogans

03-22-2006, 07:45 AM

when i strained a muscle in my leg pretending to kick someone

Rockvillejoe

03-22-2006, 08:43 AM

When the hooker told me  she really  digs guys as old as her father.

Earlshog

03-22-2006, 07:36 PM

Heckler wrote: I took Viagra for the first time just for the hell of it. Sad part is, I was alone. I ended up playing ring toss with myself. <img src="http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif" border="0" />you should have called me... I love ring toss...

Death Metal Moe

03-22-2006, 07:42 PM

People I went to High School with contacted me in  MySpace recently.  Our 10 year reunion is coming up.OLD

SinA

03-23-2006, 06:30 AM

for those not listening to O&A:Beastie Boys' "License to Ill" came out 20 years ago

Furtherman

03-23-2006, 06:42 AM

Snoogans wrote: when i strained a muscle in my leg pretending to kick someone Sorry Snoogans, but that is funny.  Mostly because I've tried to be funny and do that too, only to hurt myself.

Dougie Brootal

03-23-2006, 06:55 AM

im only 22 but i feel old when i hang out with my girlfriend (18) and her friends who are all 16, 17, and 18.also when they ask me to buy them booze.

This message was edited by douggrasso on 3-23-06 @ 11:05 AM

SinA

03-23-2006, 06:56 AM

douggrasso wrote: im only 22 but i feel old when i hang out with my girlfriend (18) and her friends who are all 16, 17, and 18. pics?

Dougie Brootal

03-23-2006, 07:03 AM

<img height="375" src="http://myspace-448.vo.llnwd.net/00429/84/49/429019448_l.jpg" width="500" border="0" />me and the girlfriend, Christin<img height="479" src="http://myspace-489.vo.llnwd.net/00491/98/40/491130489_l.jpg" width="359" border="0" />Christin with my guitarher best friend Ana with her brother<img height="444" src="http://myspace-507.vo.llnwd.net/00175/70/50/175600507_l.jpg" width="578" border="0" /><img height="375" src="http://myspace-587.vo.llnwd.net/00417/78/53/417013587_l.jpg" width="500" border="0" />Jenni<img height="500" src="http://myspace-173.vo.llnwd.net/00388/37/15/388415173_l.jpg" width="374" border="0" />and Kirsti.these are all obviously myspace pics.

Snoogans

03-23-2006, 08:35 AM

i feel really dirty, and those pictures arent even hot to me

WhistlePig

03-23-2006, 08:43 AM

SinA wrote: for those not listening to O&A:Beastie Boys' "License to Ill" came out 20 years ago

Christ, and my first date with my now-husband was to see that tour! Gulp.

TheC0BRA

03-23-2006, 08:55 AM

When people think that my having a wife 9 years younger than me seems normal.

OGC

03-23-2006, 02:58 PM

pinkyfloyd wrote: When people the same age as me, or younger, began being drafted into professional sports.  I started feeling really old when people the same age as me, or younger began retiring from professional sports.

Gvac

03-23-2006, 02:59 PM

The head coach, offensive coordinator, and GM of the New York Jets are all younger than me.Fuck those pricks.

blakjeezis

03-27-2006, 09:03 AM

I was sort of hitting on a chick in my lit class. Turns out that when she was in high school, her math teacher was a girl I had known since 6th grade and graduated high school with. Do you have any idea how incredibly depressing that was? I mean, that's some slit your wrists shit.

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 3-27-06 @ 1:06 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

03-27-2006, 12:14 PM

I have trouble reading fine print. Getting old blows.

reeshy

03-27-2006, 01:01 PM

I got a subscription ad to AARP ....in the mail....at work......dammit!!!!!!

FezPaul

03-27-2006, 03:00 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt wrote: I have trouble reading fine print. Getting old blows. I'm having trouble reading print, reading glasses are right around the corner.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

03-27-2006, 04:04 PM

FezPaul wrote: Alice S. Fuzzybutt wrote: I have trouble reading fine print. Getting old blows. I'm having trouble reading print, reading glasses are right around the corner.I already wear glasses! And I have a new prescription.

Hottub

03-27-2006, 04:11 PM

I can't even get a new scrip, until the eye jelly settles from the Toxoplasmosis flare up last December! and durn this lumbago!!

GlassJoe

03-27-2006, 08:16 PM

When I heard "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys on the local oldies station.  I was only 6 when the song came out.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

03-27-2006, 08:20 PM

Hottub wrote: I can't even get a new scrip, until the eye jelly settles from the Toxoplasmosis flare up last December! and durn this lumbago!!DANG you're old! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

ShelleBink

03-27-2006, 08:34 PM

I know I'm old when I listen to the conversations of the freshmen in this dorm... and realize how much mature I've gotten since I "was their age" ... ugh

PapaBear

03-27-2006, 09:13 PM

I think I've mentioned the U2 thing, but here's an update...Anyone born on the night that I saw U2 in concert (give or take a month or two), is now legally old enough to purchase alcohol.

This message was edited by PapaBear on 3-28-06 @ 1:24 AM

Coach

03-28-2006, 10:02 PM

I got fired after 11 years

itr

03-28-2006, 10:16 PM

I had some awful moment ready to post, then I read through this thread, and I realized I'm not as old as you fucks.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" />

JamMaster

03-28-2006, 11:41 PM

You are only as old as you feel. Right now I feel like a 85 year old with my back problems....but seriously....you shouldnt give a shit how old you are.  What matters is if you are happy in this stage of your life.  If not then do something about it.Im 32...some days I feel really old and then other days I feel like i'm on top of my game.  Me and my siblings being redheads and having good Irish genes, look young for our age.  I had one of the most flattering moments when my cousin's friend who just graduated college thought I was a year older than her.  Of course my cousin heard this and couldnt stop laughing....Who cares...just enjoy yourself...

Friday

04-14-2006, 10:24 PM

When I decided it was more fun to buy some Port Wine and stay at
home to get my drink on instead of risking my life and others by
driving home drunk-ish. Or wait.. was that when I realized I had a minor alkeyhol dependancy.....  **sigh** LOL

ChimneyFish

04-16-2006, 12:46 PM

JamMaster wrote: You are only as old as you feel. Right now I feel like a 85 year old with my back problems....but seriously....you shouldnt give a shit how old you are.  What matters is if you are happy in this stage of your life.  If not then do something about it.I'm in the same boat.Bad back. Bad knee.I feel like I'm 80, and I'm very far from happy.Thank the sweet lord for alcohol.

Don Stugots

04-16-2006, 02:28 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">itr wrote: I had some awful moment ready to post, then I read through this thread, and I realized I'm not as old as you fucks.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" /> <hr color="cococo" align="left">

ditto. growing old is all in your head.

FUNKMAN

04-16-2006, 03:11 PM

It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old When... i can remember stepping in dinosaur shit...

Billy Staples

04-18-2006, 10:13 PM

FUNKMAN wrote:  It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old When...  i can remember stepping in dinosaur shit...oh my God...welcome back to 3rd grade!!!

Gvac

05-20-2006, 04:53 PM

I played softball today and now I'm stiff as a board.  Call me grandpa.

Don Stugots

05-20-2006, 05:21 PM

well grandpa make room on the porch for me i was getting a haircut today and the "colorest" twat at the barber shop asked me if i wanted her to dye the gray hairs in MY GOATEE!!!! not the ones in my head, but in my fucking goatee. I said no, and she gave me such a shity look i just wanted to kick her in her Gunt.

Kewlkat

05-20-2006, 09:56 PM

When I learned that they make undergarments for desguising(sp?) the smell of gas.

Coach

05-20-2006, 11:25 PM

When I tried to download a ringtone and couldn't figure out how to do it.

dereckfishboy

05-21-2006, 12:19 AM

My first two-day hangover was a pretty bad giveaway

PapaBear

05-21-2006, 12:34 AM

Coach wrote: When I tried to download a ringtone and couldn't figure out how to do it. What the fuck is a ringtone?

jeffdwright2001

05-21-2006, 04:12 AM

Gvac wrote: . . .  now I'm stiff as a board.  Call me grandpa. Does this belong in the "Love of Funk" thread?

cougarjake13

05-21-2006, 05:08 PM

when i opened this thread to post in it

pujolist

05-29-2006, 06:32 AM

When I finished reading this thread.

FezPaul

05-29-2006, 06:44 AM

When I couldn't remember if I had posted in this thread or not, and didn't have the energy to check.

FUNKMAN

05-29-2006, 07:49 AM

It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old When... i used to use an iron to get wrinkles out. now i'm using cosmetics.... not reallymuchjust a tad

Gvac

10-08-2006, 05:00 PM

Today was my nephew's 14th birthday.  I remember the day he was born like it was yesterday.  If that didn't make me feel old enough, I spent the afternoon playing football with him.  I feel like I need a bath in epsom salts right now followed by a Ben Gay rub down.

torker

10-08-2006, 05:09 PM

Gvac wrote: I feel like I need a bath in epsom salts right now followed by a Ben Gay rub down.  PM me, big guy.

reeshy

10-08-2006, 05:28 PM

torker wrote: Gvac wrote: I feel like I need a bath in epsom salts right now followed by a Ben Gay rub down.  PM me, big guy.Now, that's really, REALLY gay.......call me!!!!!!!!

goreds2

11-14-2006, 05:05 PM

......I showed my nephew a working 8-track player that I have and he said.....WTF is that?!

Don Stugots

11-14-2006, 05:06 PM

goreds2 wrote: ......I showed my nephew a working 8-track player that I have and he said.....WTF is that?!   well, what is it?

Captain Rooster

11-14-2006, 05:09 PM

.... when my 12-year-old girlfiend called the cops.  JK NBC and Homeland Security ... you watchdog bastards.

seabiscuit10

11-14-2006, 05:31 PM

I felt old, when sitting in a hotel room in Manchester
NH. 
I sat on the toilet bowl and realized that my ball sack was now getting
closer to the water
than it ever has been.  

God, they really do start to hang low when you get older.

nevnut

11-14-2006, 05:43 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  goreds2 wrote: ......I showed my nephew a working 8-track player that I have and he said.....WTF is that?!    well, what is it?   Had one when I was 16, something to do with electronic mail.

zildjian361

11-14-2006, 06:07 PM

When some little kid in Brooklyn called me Mister and started wearing reading glasses to read the Daily News<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />

lintpit

11-14-2006, 06:10 PM

When i looked south and my gut had made my penis look like an outie bellybutton. Also, why are these hairs coming out of my nose??

FezPaul

11-14-2006, 06:12 PM

Two words: reading glasses.

Gvac

11-14-2006, 06:43 PM

I won't even entertain the thought of going out on a Friday night anymore.  After a week of work I just don't have the energy.  I used to live for Friday nights back in the day.

Captain Rooster

11-14-2006, 06:48 PM

when my daughter POOPED in my hand while I was changing her diaper. I said to myself ... Sir, you truly love this kid. And, oh by the way, YOU HAVE A KID!

ralphbxny

11-15-2006, 02:55 PM

When speaking to my cousin who is in college and he said man I wish I was alive to watch the 86 world series when the ball went through Buckner's legs.

PopPop

11-15-2006, 04:56 PM

FezPaul wrote: Two words: reading glasses. Two more: Ear Hair.  Ecchhh!

Captain Rooster

11-15-2006, 05:27 PM

The best songs of the 2000s / New Mil. are coming out ... and I am still upset about the Best of the 90's being out ...

johnniewalker

11-17-2006, 10:05 PM

Being at one of the first kid rock shows before he was cool and realizing no one cares anymore.

Poochie

11-17-2006, 11:13 PM

when i saw the sign at the liquor store "must be born or on or before this day 1985"!!!???!?!?

Drunky McBetidont

11-17-2006, 11:23 PM

when the girl i was hitting on asked me if i remembered vietnam...and i did. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cry.gif" border="0" alt="Cry" title="Cry" width="18" height="18" />

lleeder

11-18-2006, 09:58 AM

Didn't read through all of them but for me it was when the playboy centerfolds where born in 1987

johnniewalker

11-18-2006, 10:05 AM

I forgot about this one, when I lied about my age and said I was 2 years younger to get a girl. That was low. 

This message was edited by johnniewalker on 11-18-06 @ 2:05 PM

epo

11-18-2006, 06:55 PM

I was out with a chick last summer and we heard TLC's "Waterfalls" on the radio.  She stated that particular song was the first single she ever bought and that was in the 4th grade.  I immediately did the math in head and realized that I was a junior in college when it came out.  In one respect I felt like a dirty old man, yet in another I was proud of myself.

TooCute

11-18-2006, 09:07 PM

Grey pubic hair and a retired boyfriend.

PapaBear

11-18-2006, 09:11 PM

None of the kids at work (even the one who drives a WV Jetta) know what a Scirocco is. Shit... they probably have never heard of Datsun, either.

Justice4all

11-18-2006, 09:23 PM

TooCute wrote: Grey pubic hair and a retired boyfriend. Spoon has the same exact problem.

This message was edited by Justice4all on 11-22-06 @ 3:25 AM

FUNKMAN

11-18-2006, 09:24 PM

Justice4all wrote: TooCute wrote: Grey pubic hair and a retired boyfriend. I have the same exact problem.oh yeah, well i have retired pubic hair....

keithy_19

11-18-2006, 09:41 PM

I'm only 18, but already I find myself getting mad about the noise coming from the house across from mine during a party. It was 11 PM and I was already angry with the noise.

johnniewalker

11-18-2006, 09:59 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: Justice4all wrote: TooCute wrote: Grey pubic hair and a retired boyfriend. I have the same exact problem.oh yeah, well i have retired pubic hair.... Oh man my pubes are going to turn grey too.

reeshy

11-18-2006, 10:57 PM

Shit....My pubes fell out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coach

11-19-2006, 08:16 PM

I let my hair grow and I ended up with a Skullett...

Gvac

11-22-2006, 02:16 PM

Tonight (the night before Thanksgiving) used to be one of the biggest party nights of the year.  The bars would be packed and we'd see friends that had moved away.  Now I just want to take a nap.

lindak

11-27-2006, 11:51 AM

Gvac wrote: Tonight (the night before Thanksgiving) used to be one of the biggest party nights of the year.  The bars would be packed and we'd see friends that had moved away.  Now I just want to take a nap.           hahahaha exactly.  I was just talking about this with my sister and friends.  We used to tear           it up on that night and now making the potato salad and brussel sprouts did me in for the           evening.  totally pitiful and old. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

Captain Rooster

11-27-2006, 01:17 PM

OK ... so I did go out (after a nap) and am still coming back from that night out ... and it's friggin Monday!!!!!  Damn tequila!!!!

mdr55

11-27-2006, 01:37 PM

Whenever I hear Baltimore, St. Louis and LA football teams (when they don't mention the team name afterwards). I think Colts, Cardinals and Rams.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" />

Dan 'Hampton

11-27-2006, 06:30 PM

I get out of my car after work and I sure could use a walker.

kooner

12-08-2006, 05:59 PM

When the old check valve just doesn't work like it used to.

Captain Rooster

12-08-2006, 06:02 PM

Back pain ...and old man grunts as a result.

Don Stugots

12-08-2006, 06:11 PM

its Friday night and I am not doing anything but post on this message board because it is cold outside and I want to rest so that I can stay out late tomorrow night. 

Gvac

12-08-2006, 06:12 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: its Friday night and I am not doing anything but post on this message board because it is cold outside and I want to rest so that I can stay out late tomorrow night. Ha ha ha!  What a loser!  Hey...wait a minute...

Don Stugots

12-08-2006, 06:16 PM

Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: its Friday night and I am not doing anything but post on this message board because it is cold outside and I want to rest so that I can stay out late tomorrow night. Ha ha ha! What a loser!  Hey...wait a minute...  HAHAHA.  what am i laughing for?  i should be out drinking beer.  my birthday was over a week ago and i never celebrated it.

TheVHD

12-08-2006, 06:58 PM

When I got carded while hanging with some 25 year old chicks and the bartender gave me my license back and said "sorry."

PapaBear

12-08-2006, 09:05 PM

TheVHD wrote: When I got carded while hanging with some 25 year old chicks and the bartender gave me my license back and said "sorry." That's nothing. I was buying beer at a convience store. The girl in front of me got ID'd. When I got to the cashier, she asked to see my ID... then said "just kidding".