It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old When...

[FezPaul]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br />When I got carded while hanging with some 25 year old chicks&nbsp;and the bartender gave me my license back and said &quot;sorry.&quot; <p>That's nothing. I was buying beer at a convience store. The girl in front of me got ID'd. When I got to the cashier, she asked to see my ID... then said &quot;just kidding&quot;.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br />When I got carded while hanging with some 25 year old chicks and the bartender gave me my license back and said &quot;sorry.&quot; <p>That's nothing. I was buying beer at a convience store. The girl in front of me got ID'd. When I got to the cashier, she asked to see my ID... then said &quot;just kidding&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;you should have kicked her in her twat and pissed on her. <br /> </p>

[PapaBear]

<p>you should have kicked her in her twat and pissed on her. </p><p>Being all old and shit, I probably would have broke my hip trying to kick her. The pissing thing could have worked, though. I opted for saying &quot;gee... thanks&quot;.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>you should have kicked her in her twat and pissed on her. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Being all old and shit, I probably would have broke my hip trying to kick her. The pissing thing could have worked, though. I opted for saying &quot;gee... thanks&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;that works too. </p>

[Gvac]

The chicks some of the guys on this board think are &quot;hot&quot; look like little kids to me.

[docgoblin]

When I realized that every player in baseball was younger than me (except Julio Franco and probably Orlando Hernandez).

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by docgoblin on 12-10-06 @ 9:31 AM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />The chicks some of the guys on this board think are &quot;hot&quot; look like little kids to me.<p>&nbsp;wouldnt that make them hotter?</p>

[boeman]

<p>When I decided that I am going to work 2 jobs... and that the only free time I would have would be with my family... and it didn't bother me at all. </p>

[Andomray]

When I looked in the mirror this morning, and I looked my age instead of 16.<div><br /></div><div>I hope I never get old.ÿ My goal:ÿ die before 35.</div>

[lleeder]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />The chicks some of the guys on this board think are &quot;hot&quot; look like little kids to me. <p>Isn't that the same thing?</p>

[BLZBUBBA]

<p>When the young hot Spanish chick was making my sub and I thought about asking her out.&nbsp; I then realized that would be obscene even if she did say yes.</p><p>When walking my dog became fun.</p><p>The first time some kid blasting rap music tooled by and the thump thump thump of the bass was all I heard.&nbsp; &quot;What a dickhead&quot;...I thought.</p><p>A foot massager for CHRISTMAS?&nbsp; THAT ROCKS!</p><p>When &quot;how big a crowd&quot; started determining my attendance at events.</p><p>Sunblock.</p><p>Fiber.</p><p>When caffeine started kicking my ass.</p><p>Falling asleep in front of the TV.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

when i first got a gvac reference.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

When Star Wars suddenly seemed so childish to me.

[MellySmelly]

The first time my son took off driving my car.

[Gvac]

The stock stereo that comes with the car is just fine for me.

[Captain Rooster]

I started searching Google for lawn care tips.

[Gvac]

<p>People posted about Nickelodeon in the &quot;Old School&quot; forum.</p><p>Nick is too new to be old school for me. &nbsp;</p>

[J.R.]

When I see playboy centerfolds born in 1985.

[PapaBear]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>People posted about Nickelodeon in the &quot;Old School&quot; forum.</p><p>Nick is too new to be old school for me. &nbsp;</p><p>Ditto. I never even saw Nick, until I had kids.</p><p>Oh, and theres a phone girl at work who doesn't know who doesn't know Snoopy's friend Woodstock.</p>

[STC-Dub]

<p>I realized my 20th highschool reunion would be this year if I cared.</p>

[Captain Rooster]

I said, &quot;Stop crying 'fore I give you something to cry about.&quot;

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br />I said, &quot;Stop crying 'fore I give you something to cry about.&quot; <p>I almost started yelling my brother did it...</p>

[Kevin]

When i actually agreed on something with Gvac.......

[Matty_poo]

I'm more of one of those people who make you feel old than the ones who're old :)

[sexy bastard]

<p>when I realized&nbsp; I was dating a 33 year old grandmother </p><p>=(</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I really feel old</p>

[Devo37]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">...when girls born in 1980 started showing up in Playboy.</font>

[Tall_James]

<strong>sexy bastard</strong> wrote:<br /><p>when I realized&nbsp; I was dating a 33 year old grandmother </p><p>Wow.&nbsp; I'm speechless about that.</p>

[westsidechef]

<p>That Kurt Cobain's death is the same amount of time removed from a senior in high school today as John Lennon's death was to me when I was a senior in high school</p>

[J.Clints]

My oldest son will turn 7 next month I know I am getting old

[PapaBear]

I've been licensed to drive for 24 years.

[Captain Rooster]

<p>... I just found myself typing &quot;Child Safety Seat Installation&quot; into the&nbsp; Google search bar. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I've been licensed to drive for 24 years.<p>HAHAHAHA!!! &nbsp; You're OLD!!!</p><p>Wait a minute....so have I.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" /> </p>

[eeroomnhoj]

When I used the quote &quot;this music is unlistenable&quot;

[KnoxHarrington]

For me, it's when anniversaries of things that I remember clearly come up. First, it was 10 year anniversaries. Then 15. Then 20. Then 25.

[satan-2]

when i couldn't run as fast as i used to and being in the hospital for 3 months.

[Gvac]

I really, really, really hate winter.

[RoseBlood]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I've been licensed to drive for 24 years. <p>I haven't even reached my 24th birthday!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sure that made you feel better?</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>Sorry ... OFF TOPIC ... for the author of this thread: this this sig rather than to the one I PM'd you. </p>http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o295/LTRooster/CivilWar1-1.jpg

[Redding]

when i started complaining about the kids in the neighborhood

[patsopinion]

wen i went to my home town and it looked different, oh that was last weekend

[hedges]

When a co-worker told me her favorite band in high school was In Sync'

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sexy bastard</strong> wrote:<br /><p>when I realized&nbsp; I was dating a 33 year old grandmother </p><p>Wow.&nbsp; I'm speechless about that.</p><p>Who says Teen pregnancy isnt a pattern.</p>

[dndbuena]

&nbsp;

[dndbuena]

when I found out Paul McArtney turned 60

[SarahImpact]

<p>I never had this feeling before until the other day when I realized that my best friends little brother is going to be in college..... ohhh... I can't believe it!!&nbsp; He's always going to be the little annoying child that follows&nbsp;me around because he wants to &quot;hang out&quot;.&nbsp; </p><p>I'm sure this feeling will get much worst, but the first &quot;old&quot; feeling really sucked!!&nbsp; Yay!&nbsp; Now I get to look foward to more &quot;old&quot; feelings,&nbsp;saggy boobs, AND celulite ass!!.... <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>SarahImpact</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I never had this feeling before until the other day when I realized that my best friends little brother is going to be in college..... ohhh... I can't believe it!!&nbsp; He's always going to be the little annoying child that follows&nbsp;me around because he wants to &quot;hang out&quot;.&nbsp; </p><p>I'm sure this feeling will get much worst, but the first &quot;old&quot; feeling really sucked!!&nbsp; Yay!&nbsp; Now I get to look foward to more &quot;old&quot; feelings,&nbsp;saggy boobs, AND celulite ass!!.... <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>Im starvin....with these new producers you think they have celulite ass in the back?</p>

[Bossanova]

<p>I was training some kid&nbsp; and he isn't learning as much as I hoped.&nbsp; On Friday my boss asked me how its going, and I said&quot;I'll give him the benefit of the doubt...he is only 19.&nbsp; Good god I felt old saying that, and I'm only 28 for christ sake</p>

[BLZBUBBA]

<p>Your talking to someone about a song,&nbsp; band,&nbsp; movie, &nbsp;or whatever&nbsp;that was hot in your youth...and they get a blank look on their face.&nbsp; &quot;How could they not have heard?&quot;&nbsp; </p><p>For example:&nbsp; &quot;How could this idiot NOT KNOW Bon Scott was AC-DCs first lead singer?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Is this person retarded?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Have they been on the moon?&quot;&nbsp; Then you do the math.&nbsp;&nbsp; Then you do the math.&nbsp; THEN YOU DO THE MATH AND REALIZE IF ANYONE'S RETARDED...well.</p>

[DonInNC]

<strong>KnoxHarrington</strong> wrote:<br />For me, it's when anniversaries of things that I remember clearly come up. First, it was 10 year anniversaries. Then 15. Then 20. Then 25. <p>Yeah I've got my 20th high school reunion coming up this summer. That's just nuts. Also, it occured to me recently that if I'd made&nbsp;the Air Force my career rather than getting out in 1992, I'd be retiring later this year. Again - nuts.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>SarahImpact</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I never had this feeling before until the other day when I realized that my best friends little brother is going to be in college..... ohhh... I can't believe it!! He's always going to be the little annoying child that follows me around because he wants to &quot;hang out&quot;. </p><p>I'm sure this feeling will get much worst, but the first &quot;old&quot; feeling really sucked!! Yay! Now I get to look foward to more &quot;old&quot; feelings, <strong>saggy boobs, AND celulite ass!!</strong>.... <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;dont let anyone tell you different, Saggy boobs on a women are hot.&nbsp; </p>

[PapaBear]

I don't know if this is me getting old, or some young people being really really stupid.

This 18 year old kid at work was playing the radio. "Piano Man" came on. He said, "This is Bob Dylan, right?" When we were done laughing at him he asked, "Oh... then it's that blind guy that sways back and forth." Not sure if he meant Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder.

[BoxerAF]

When I actually got pissed that I wasnt carded.

When I started to like Elton John

I love my crockpot

Damn kids and their loud music.

[MrPink]

I wake up and my back and neck hurt, and I'm only 21!

[tupper65]

I was at a St. Pat party and a woman in her twenties said that I "was adorable for an older guy"

That one really hurt

[Fat_Opie]

...when I saw the Raconteurs open for Dylan.

I really enjoyed them and, beyond the music, thought they had a cool look. Then I realized I was too old to copy their look and that the bands I like are all old, wrinkled, gray and balding, if they're still alive.

[Captain Rooster]

When I started talking about the old days when I could party (drink) all night and get up and do it all again. Now I start planning my three-day recovery a week out. (Sadly shuffles back to the kitchen for a metamucil)

[Ritalin]

So I'm sitting in the chair at the dentist's, chatting up the chick in between xrays, when I hear "Rapper's Delight" playing over the speakers in the exam room. "Rapper's Delight" in the dentist's office! I said "I can't believe I'm hearing this." She goes "why? It's Lite FM" I go, "Lite FM? I could never have guessed that I'd be sitting in the dentist's office listening to Rapper's Delight on Lite FM. I remember when this song came out"

She looks at me and says (swear to God), "How old ARE you?"

[mikebrowne]

Just now when I realized that I saw Star Wars with my Dad at the theater 30 years ago.

[Gvac]

I went to a wake last night and afterwards we went out for a couple of drinks. I had 3 pints of Smithwick's and had a raging hangover this morning.

Back in the day 3 pints wouldn't have even classified as a warm up.

[djjd]

I went to a wake last night and afterwards we went out for a couple of drinks. I had 3 pints of Smithwick's and had a raging hangover this morning.

Back in the day 3 pints wouldn't have even classified as a warm up.

oh yeah, i can remember 3 day benders, now i night of moderate partying leaves me feeling like shit for three days

[buzzard]

I wake up which is nice! everything takes turns being sore,that's not and I can't remember when this started that stinks!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I need reading glasses. I've been wearing glasses since I was 5 and now I need ANOTHER pair of glasses. I refuse to wear bifocals.

[Furtherman]

I refuse to wear bifocals.

What about TRIfocals?

is that a fly?
is that a plane?
is that alpha centauri?!

http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/concerts/1293_con_brian-regan-2.jpg

[mildly amusing]

i was looking at a Playboy and realized that the centerfold was born in fucking 1988...

[OneEyeJack]

when I look at my bank account and realize I can buy anything I want.

[A.J.]

I need reading glasses. I've been wearing glasses since I was 5 and now I need ANOTHER pair of glasses. I refuse to wear bifocals.

It's either that or Lasik. Either way, I don't want to see you crashing into Mom and Dad's anniversary photo!

http://www.kroushlconflict.com/eve-plumb.gif

[Gvac]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why A.J. RULES!

[mudflap170]

I need reading glasses. I've been wearing glasses since I was 5 and now I need ANOTHER pair of glasses. I refuse to wear bifocals.

Haha. Same here. I've always had good vision, and I got so I couldn't read fine print. I got worried and had an eye exam. When the hot young female doctor got done, she said everything looked good, and that I was just getting old. JEEZ!

[Furtherman]

Some kid in my office never heard the phrase "Wonder twin powers activate".

[Bellyfullasnot]

When Pokemon conversation with your 7 yr old seems like calculus in another language.

[chubbyknuckles]

When i went to a yankee game and a stupid useless "fan" said, wh0's jersey are you wearing( i was wearing #23, don mattingly) and the guy asked who was (phoenetically, sorry) Mah-ting-lee? I then corrected him and he said he'd never heard of him.
Come to think of it, i'm not that old and he was really stupid.

[drjoek]

When i went to a yankee game and a stupid useless "fan" said, wh0's jersey are you wearing( i was wearing #23, don mattingly) and the guy asked who was (phoenetically, sorry) Mah-ting-lee? I then corrected him and he said he'd never heard of him.
Come to think of it, i'm not that old and he was really stupid.

Mattingly is a whippersnapper up-start to me. That how old I am
http://i20.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/08/05/ae_1_b.JPG

[Knowledged_one]

When i get made fun of my birth year on xbox live by kids (my gamertag is MrHavok1976) wondering why someone so old is playing video games

When i had to explain to someone that "Just a Friend" was originally done by Biz Markie and the kid said whos Biz Markie

And the Beastie Boys - Liscensed to Ill came out in like 1986

[Earlshog]

I was in my hometown last weekend and I saw a kid with a 2010 Varsity Jacket. I was gonna ask him who was coaching the baseball team, until I did the math in my head and realized that kid was born my senior year...

[reillyluck]

when someone posted Ming the merciless and i knew what that meant.

[ralphbxny]

when someone posted Ming the merciless and i knew what that meant.

Whats that grandma?

[reillyluck]

Whats that grandma?

eat shit grandma.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

when I made a Z Cavaricci Joke to a bunch of 22 yr olds and they had no clue what I was talking about

:king:

[Earlshog]

when I made a Z Cavaricci Joke to a bunch of 22 yr olds and they had no clue what I was talking about

:king:

Please tell me it was an Aids joke.... Nothing better then a good Aids joke bombing...

[sailor]

when i was upset it snowed yesterday. :( just shoot me.

[Hottub]

When I realized I no longer have a baseball mitt.:glurps:


Oh wait. That's not me.:laugh:

[Bossanova]

Today when I called three kids punks.

Its all over

[sailor]

When I realized I no longer have a baseball mitt.:glurps:


Oh wait. That's not me.:laugh:

fucko list!

[Chigworthy]

When herniated discs, knee bursitis, and grey temple hair began conspiring against me.

[Mullenax]

I realized that I couldn't really be punk rock anymore. And that I never was. It really was just a phase, like hating my parents, and being angry about my hometown "sucking".

[hedges]

In the last year I have had two people tell me I look like Paul Giamatti.
How do you respond to that? Ten years ago I was a handsome man.

[FUNKMAN]

i bent over and my prostate fell out

[PapaBear]

We were talking about celebrities that share birthdays with us at work the other day. I said one of mine was Minnie Pearl. One girl says, "whose that?" I say, "You know... from Hee Haw." She says, "What's that?

[hedges]

We were moving a large X-Mas tree at work the other day. One of my co-workers said, "This looks like a Chevy Chase bit." I laughed and everyone else was silent.

[riverofpiss]

We were talking about celebrities that share birthdays with us at work the other day. I said one of mine was Minnie Pearl. One girl says, "whose that?" I say, "You know... from Hee Haw." She says, "What's that?

Who?....What??? :huh:

[sailor]

We were moving a large X-Mas tree at work the other day. One of my co-workers said, "This looks like a Chevy Chase bit." I laughed and everyone else was silent.

you're not old, no one thinks he's funny.

[Gvac]

I can remember when the members of RonFez.net used to cheer for one another and support each other. They didn't view anyone that appeared on the show as a "public figure" and therefore open to ridicule or criticism.

I remember when the women were treated with respect and adored, as they should be.

I remember when people obeyed the rules of RonFez.net and didn't post pictures of other members unless they had their permission.

I guess I'm old and not young enough to be an internet tough guy or weirdo.

[Hottub]

Oh shit. Now I've done it.

[hedges]

you're not old, no one thinks he's funny.

You're right Sailor, I'm actually not old...I don't even know who Chevy Chase is.

[joethebartender]

I have too many people telling me that I'm the spitting image of the Raiders "70's era" John Madden. Even random people in stores have said it to me. They're not wrong. I do see it. I might have to shave off the burns as well as a lot of weight. I know that the white shirt and tie only fuel the fire too but I have to wear that 5 days a week.

http://img.nytstore.com/IMAGES/NSAP121_LARGE.JPG

[Ritalin]

I can remember when the members of RonFez.net used to cheer for one another and support each other. They didn't view anyone that appeared on the show as a "public figure" and therefore open to ridicule or criticism.

I remember when the women were treated with respect and adored, as they should be.

I remember when people obeyed the rules of RonFez.net and didn't post pictures of other members unless they had their permission.

I guess I'm old and not young enough to be an internet tough guy or weirdo.

Nice. Well said.

[Devo37]

I can remember when the members of RonFez.net used to cheer for one another and support each other. They didn't view anyone that appeared on the show as a "public figure" and therefore open to ridicule or criticism.

I remember when the women were treated with respect and adored, as they should be.

I remember when people obeyed the rules of RonFez.net and didn't post pictures of other members unless they had their permission.

I guess I'm old and not young enough to be an internet tough guy or weirdo.

how old ARE you?!?

that sounds like something out of NormanRockwell.com jpeg! :tongue:

[hedges]

I remember when people obeyed the rules of RonFez.net and didn't post pictures of other members unless they had their permission.

I agree with this, but does the same rule aply to "event" pictures? It should, right?

[WhistlePig]

At the Christmas family get together today there were a few 20+ year-old nieces and nephews there half-asleep, looking like shit camped out on the couch nursing hangovers. It dawned on me that my husband and myself used to nurse our hangovers at these get togethers years ago while these same nieces and nephews ran around underfoot playing with their new toys. Yikes. Where do the years go?

[joethebartender]

I can remember when the members of RonFez.net used to cheer for one another and support each other. They didn't view anyone that appeared on the show as a "public figure" and therefore open to ridicule or criticism.

I remember when the women were treated with respect and adored, as they should be.

I remember when people obeyed the rules of RonFez.net and didn't post pictures of other members unless they had their permission.

I guess I'm old and not young enough to be an internet tough guy or weirdo.

http://my.bzflag.org/resources/images/wtf.png

[cougarjake13]

when food i used to love an eat all the time and now my body cant handle it

when my knees and back started to hurt more often than not

[PapaBear]

I was just about to post "it's the economy, stupid" in the "Catch phrases you hate" thread, and realized I posted the exact same thing only 8 days ago.

[jennysmurf]

I was just about to post "it's the economy, stupid" in the "Catch phrases you hate" thread, and realized I posted the exact same thing only 8 days ago.

You're old.

[PapaBear]

It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old When...
Jennysmurf said I was old.

[jennysmurf]

Jennysmurf said I was old.

I only tease the ones I love.:wub:

[PapaBear]

I only tease the ones I love.:wub:
Now I feel young.:tongue:

[fezident]

I feel old whenever I'm filling out my personal info on some kinda online form, and "1971" isn't readily available from the dropdown menu, andI have to scroll down to select the year of my birth. It implies t hat the people who created the form thought ... "nobody from THE SEVENTIES is filling this thing out."

[Misteriosa]

when a pair of jordans i had when i was 11 came back into style under the name - 8 Retro :down:

http://www.eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nike_air_jordan_8_aqua01.jpg

same with the retro olympic ones from barcelona '92

http://www.kicksonfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/air-jordan-7-vii-retro-olympic-whitemetallic-gold-midnight-navy-true-red.jpg

[PD]

I don't know if these were posted before.

I REALLY started to feel old when I would refer to things that I remembered from HS or College and co-workers would say "I was 3 yrs old then.


The other thing that hit me was listening to Lewis Black bit on XM;
he said when you get old, time rushes past- one day its summer, next its xmas, etc.

that is damn true.

[Dougie Brootal]

Now I feel young.:tongue:

well youre not.

[Dirtybird12]

when i grew my beard out and it was white. really? it's one thing to find a few white pubes - but a white beard? holy shit. :drunk:

[jonyrotn]

I feel old whenever I'm filling out my personal info on some kinda online form, and "1971" isn't readily available from the dropdown menu, When I found out I was born the same year as that old guy Fezident..:wink:

[Dougie Brootal]

...when hitting on 16 year old girls started being creepy.

[jonyrotn]

http://www.eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nike_air_jordan_8_aqua01.jpg



http://www.kicksonfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/air-jordan-7-vii-retro-olympic-whitemetallic-gold-midnight-navy-true-red.jpgThese are cool to look at but how about functionality?
Can you bag a high ranking US official at 20 paces with one of these bad boys?:happy:

[Gvac]

...when hitting on 16 year old girls started being creepy.

It is? :unsure:

[lleeder]

I saw a cake I liked on the cover of Family Circle and bought the issue.

[Dougie Brootal]

It is? :unsure:

im not as handsome as you.

[Gvac]

I saw a cake I liked on the cover of Family Circle and bought the issue.

The thread is about signs that you're getting old, not gay.


im not as handsome as you.

Liar.

[Judge Smails]

When I had to Google "sitz bath" just now to find out what the hell it is because my doctor told me to start taking them to alleviate the pain in my anus every time I take a shit.

[DiabloSammich]

When I had to Google "sitz bath" just now to find out what the hell it is because my doctor told me to start taking them to alleviate the pain in my anus every time I take a shit.



Where is the line drawn that this little gem doesn't deserve it's own thread?

[Gvac]

I'm still flabbergasted at the feminization of the modern man. I pay careful attention to personal hygiene and grooming. Some even accuse me of being a bit of a germaphobe and clean freak. Hell, the way I kicked off this thread was saying I bought a ear and nose hair trimmer.

I know more and more younger guys, though, that go for eyebrow waxing, manicures, and pedicures.

That's not grooming, that's preening. And a bit gay.

No one will ever convince me otherwise.

I guess that makes me old school.

[Hottub]

Manicure is too much, but there's nothing like a well shorn groin and sack.
And I love those expensive moisturizing lotions.

[midwestjeff]

Manicure is too much, but there's nothing like a well shorn groin and sack.


Amen, brother.

And I love those expensive moisturizing lotions.

For batching? That's our Hottub, softest cock in the business.

[fezident]

When I found out I was born the same year as that old guy Fezident..:wink:

GET OFF MY LAWN!!

[Gvac]

I honestly couldn't give a shit about partying on New Year's Eve.

[Gvac]

Video games seem monotonous and boring, and they're all a slight variation of one another.

I just don't understand adults being addicted to them.

[~Katja~]

Video games seem monotonous and boring, and they're all a slight variation of one another.

I just don't understand adults being addicted to them.

I often find myself agreeing with gvac on many many issues... makes me realize I am one step closer to being OLD

[Dirtbag]

Video games seem monotonous and boring, and they're all a slight variation of one another.

I just don't understand adults being addicted to them.
Probably because they've been addicted to them since they were a kid. God knows that's my problem.

[nukinfuts]

I realized I was old when I actually started to give a shit about things like my bills...driving habits...getting enough sleep.

10 years ago I could stay out all night and still manage to go to work at 7 in the morning. Now if I stay out drinking I have to take a sick day.

[ozzie]

...when I was playing online etch-a-sketch at home on a Saturday night.



(and enjoying it)

[boosterp]

Probably because they've been addicted to them since they were a kid. God knows that's my problem.

Not I, Just in the past 10 years but then again I do not play as often as most.

[deliciousV]

When my son, here after known as Johnny Appleseed, knocked up 2 chicks within 6 months and made me a 2 time grandpa. at 44 I now have 2 beautiful grandchildren and a son who will never be able to afford to move out of my attic.

[Devo37]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">...when girls born in 1980 started showing up in Playboy.</font>

update: girls born in 1990 are now legal. man, i'm getting old.

[hedges]

Checking IDs at the bar, born in 1987 is legal to drink. Also i work with a lot of college kids. They plug their iPods into the house system. What comes out is "R&B" and hip-hop most of which I can't stand. I do like some hip-hop, but I'm a generation away from these kids. In college I was listening to The Band, The Allman Bros.,Bob Mould, Soundgarden, etc. and blues and jazz. Now I'm a grumpy old guy.

[Caseyelan]

I knew I was old when a baby fell out of me.

Also, the time I ordered a shrimp cocktail and announced to my dinner party it "wasn't as good as Martins restaurant" and then proceeded to tell my table the differences tween the sizes and textures of the shrimp.

When I realized what had just happened..... I stayed in bed for a week.

[A.J.]

I honestly couldn't give a shit about partying on New Year's Eve.

NYE, Super Bowl Sunday and St. Patrick's Day: all "Amateur Nights".

[A.J.]

Video games seem monotonous and boring, and they're all a slight variation of one another.

I just don't understand adults being addicted to them.

The last time I played a video game was the Nintendo my ex-girlfriend bought me during college.

[disneyspy]

i started to relate to AJ

[mudflap170]

I knew I was old when I went in for an eye check-up recently because I was having trouble reading fine print. (I've always had good eye sight so this was a concern) The Doctor that examined me was extremely hot. (young blond, and just drop-dead gorgeous) I just wanted to bang the hell out of her. Well after Dr. Hottie got done, i asked what's the problem with my eyes and she said: "Nothing. You have 20/20 vision and everything looks good. You're just getting old." Well, if that didn't make me feel old, nothing will.

[Doctor Z]

I lost my taste for string cheese.

[Marc with a c]

i put salt and hot sauce on everything.

[Snoogans]

Video games seem monotonous and boring, and they're all a slight variation of one another.

I just don't understand adults being addicted to them.

this statement makes me realize gvac hasnt touched a video game in years

[Gvac]

this statement makes me realize gvac hasnt touched a video game in years

Don't have to. Every time I visit my nephews that's all they do. Sit there like mind numbed robots playing video games. Saints Row, Godfather, Grand Theft Auto...it's all the exact same shit. You shoot people and steal their cars. Big fucking deal.

It's a huge change if it's a war game - you shoot people and steal their tanks.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Snoogans]

Don't have to. Every time I visit my nephews that's all they do. Sit there like mind numbed robots playing video games. Saints Row, Godfather, Grand Theft Auto...it's all the exact same shit. You shoot people and steal their cars. Big fucking deal.

It's a huge change if it's a war game - you shoot people and steal their tanks.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

you just described maybe 10% of games

[ToiletCrusher]

I miss my atari 5200.

[angrymissy]

We went out to dinner with 2 other couples from this very message board.
We all ordered wine with dinner and did not get drunk.
When the bill came, it was split equally among all 6 people with no discussion whatsoever.

Also, when I went food shopping yesterday and was elated that 3lbs of Ricotta cheese was on sale for $2.99.

[EffMeBoobs]

We went out to dinner with 2 other couples from this very message board.
We all ordered wine with dinner and did not get drunk.
When the bill came, it was split equally among all 6 people with no discussion whatsoever.

Also, when I went food shopping yesterday and was elated that 3lbs of Ricotta cheese was on sale for $2.99.

I miss the goose liver ravioli with the yummy balsamic sauce! That was a great fucking dinner.

[Gvac]

Also, when I went food shopping yesterday and was elated that 3lbs of Ricotta cheese was on sale for $2.99.

WHERE??? I MUST KNOW!!!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Don't have to. Every time I visit my nephews that's all they do. Sit there like mind numbed robots playing video games. Saints Row, Godfather, Grand Theft Auto...it's all the exact same shit. You shoot people and steal their cars. Big fucking deal.

It's a huge change if it's a war game - you shoot people and steal their tanks.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZThat's why I love you so.

I bet you know the importance of a good book too.

Keep up the good posts. The kids will learn some day.

[sailor]

i knew i was old when i wasn't infatuated with other posters.

[ToiletCrusher]

When I realized that barely legals are a year younger each year.

[barjockey]

Today I grunted when I bent over to pick up my car keys:blink:

[GregoryJoseph]

The rocking New Years Eve party at my friends' house was over by 1 AM.

[GregoryJoseph]

Simply staying up too late results in a hangover, even if you don't drink.

[Lenny]

Did anybody see that motorcycle jump last night on ESPN?

It was Death Defying!

[MisterSmith]

Simply staying up too late results in a hangover, even if you don't drink.

Seriously, how much does that suck. I am in that boat this morning myself. :down:

[sailor]

Seriously, how much does that suck. I am in that boat this morning myself. :down:

was wondering why you hadn't posted it here.

[MisterSmith]

was wondering why you hadn't posted it here.

Because I am old and senile. Thanks for rubbing it in. :dry:

[GregoryJoseph]

I've lost the passion for sports that I once had. I don't live and die with my teams. I realize they're fun distractions, and baseball still feels like a religion to me, but I don't get elation (or ulcers) from what the teams I root for do.

[Bellyfullasnot]

When I mentioned to a client that my dad bought me a slice of cake @ an automat in NYC and he had never heard of it.

[GregoryJoseph]

I helped a friend move yesterday. Carrying heavy boxes, dressers, entertainment centers, etc. up and down flights of steps is no picnic.

This morning I have aches in muscles I didn't even know I had.

[RoseBlood]

I turned a quarter-century.
I realized my 10 yr. high school reunion is just 2 yrs. away.
I started appreciating my parents and respecting my elders (even when they are wrong).
I don't understand the appeal of "The Jonas Brothers".
Miley Cyrus celebrated her 16th Birthday.
The word "teenager" is said or thought of negatively.
A breast exam became part of my yearly physical.

[DonInNC]

The doctor told me I have high blood pressure.

[ohioscouser]

I see players like Eddie George retired from pro football and i remember cheering for him as a kid for Ohio State

[whiskyriver]

I see pro athletes that are as old as my son.

[drjoek]

Reading some of the joyous moments in that thread. not trying to be cynical I'm just a lot older.

[~Katja~]

Reading some of the joyous moments in that thread. not trying to be cynical I'm just a lot older.

it also makes you a lot cummier

[drjoek]

it also makes you a lot cummier

See I knew it would come off cynical. I repeat I feel old I don't resent anyones joy.

[~Katja~]

See I knew it would come off cynical. I repeat I feel old I don't resent anyones joy.
I was joking!
I have to say even though I am A LOT ;) younger than you I definitely get a sense of feeling older seeing people reply with important sports moments. It's not that it does not compare, it just makes me realize that you can be young and still be a lot older by having lived a much different life, if that makes any sense :)

[Snoogans]

I was joking!
I have to say even though I am A LOT ;) younger than you I definitely get a sense of feeling older seeing people reply with important sports moments. It's not that it does not compare, it just makes me realize that you can be young and still be a lot older by having lived a much different life, if that makes any sense :)

in fairness, i was totally kidding with what I posted.

[rick9669]

i have no idea who some of the guest are on letterman or leno....:glurps:

[DonInNC]

I see pro athletes that are as old as my son.

Hearing pro athletes being referred to as ancient when they're 3-4 years younger than I am.

Also, watching Stephen Curry play basketball. I remember when his father commited to Va Tech.

being at an Orioles game and overhearing the guy behind us talk about Cal Ripken (Sr's) kid being in the farm system.

I'm depressed now.

[beachbum]

When I noticed the birthdate of the 1st Playmate BORN in the 80's.

<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/rfpd.gif">

Ditto man.I remember looking one day and noticing that the Playmate of the month was born the tear I graduated high school.Looking at her was so conflicting.I managed to make it through though.

[Dirtbag]

Ditto man.I remember looking one day and noticing that the Playmate of the month was born the tear I graduated high school.Looking at her was so conflicting.I managed to make it through though.

If it hasn't happened already we're on the verge of playmates born in the '90s. I'm only 26 and that's already depressing.

[AKA]

Mike Gartner having his number retired - I remember when he was just a "kid" and first started

http://www.thehockeynews.com/imgs/dynamique/photos/original/article_21736_1.jpg

[CuntagiousChris]

I see girls that were ten when i left high school and now they're all barely legal jaw droppers:annoyed:

[GregoryJoseph]

I was recollecting seeing Keith Richards on his "Talk Is Cheap" tour and I realized that was 20 years ago. I remember being there like it was a few months ago, and being amazed that a guy in his 40's could rock so hard.

[PapaBear]

An old friend (a few years younger than me) contacted me on Facebook recently. She called me by my old nickname. When I said I hadn't heard that name in years, she said "Yeah, I guess we're pushing 40 now." I replied that I've been pulling 40 for 2 years.

[high fly]

I was recollecting seeing Keith Richards on his "Talk Is Cheap" tour and I realized that was 20 years ago. I remember being there like it was a few months ago, and being amazed that a guy in his 40's could rock so hard.

I remember seeing them in '75 and wondering if they were past their prime...

[CountryBob]

i hooked up with this chick and didnt realize the next day that her father and I graduated high school together. She was 19 and I was 38.

[reeshy]

I realized it wheb I was checking my bank statements to see if my retirement checks (yes checks) were posted yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God damn...that's depressing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drjoek]

When I just found out i am older than the President of the United States !!!
:help:

[Fugitive]

http://image.abcaz.co.uk/productimages/182/4335286.jpg

I fell asleep before my 48 hour deodorant wore off.

[Gvac]

When I just found out i am older than the President of the United States !!!
:help:

Wow.

How old ARE you??? :tongue:

I'm running out of famous athletes to point to and say "I'm younger than him."

[PapaBear]

I've been finding more and more of my high school friends on Facebook (rather, they've been finding me). Some of them are totally unrecognizable to me. They don't really look old. They just look nothing like I remember them. If I saw them on the street, I'd have no idea who some of them are. The odd thing is, even though I weigh 50 pounds more than I did in high school, people I run into on the street almost ALWAYS recognize me.

[hammersavage]

I have to start thinking about my 10 year High School reunion. It's a two Thanksgivings away and someone asked my about it the other day because I was our class president.

I also cannot get my brain around Lebron James being younger then me. Will never happen.

[CountryBob]

When i get up in the morning I waddle for a few minutes before i can walk correctly

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

When I wrote an e-mail to Pathmark about a really bad custumer-service incident.

[GregoryJoseph]

I heard today was the one year anniversary of the death of Heath Ledger. Seems like 6 months tops.

The old saying "the older you get the faster time goes" is incredibly accurate.

[MichiganJim]

First thing that made me feel old was when ALL of the Detroit Tigers were YOUNGER than me

Second was my first GRAY pubic hair

Third when I was old enough to be the FATHER of ALL of the Detroit Tigers

Now the PRESIDENT is younger than me.

The only good point in aging is that the kids are in college and I am three years from a pension

[zildjian361]

the first time some kid called me Mister:smoke::drunk:

[epo]

Tonight listening to the Sam & Dave show. Obviously the topics of the show are designed for Generation Y.

Honestly, I don't understand a large segment of that generation that has all of the toys, play video games, read "graphic novels", love Star Wars and yet often times live at home or were coddled into their mid-late 20's.

I hate sounding like the Blowhard...but I don't get them. Maybe I'm old now.

[Gvac]

Tonight listening to the Sam & Dave show. Obviously the topics of the show are designed for Generation Y.

Honestly, I don't understand a large segment of that generation that has all of the toys, play video games, read "graphic novels", love Star Wars and yet often times live at home or were coddled into their mid-late 20's.

I hate sounding like the Blowhard...but I don't get them. Maybe I'm old now.

HAHAHA!

Welcome to the club!

Loved the flow of the Sam and Dave show, but clearly we're not the target audience.

[razorboy]

I started having nightmares regarding my current financial status.


But I'm still not old, bitches!

[Gvac]

I realized that I'm older right now than Elvis was when he died.

[RoseBlood]

I realized that I'm older right now than Elvis was when he died.

Really? No Way?
But, he was in much worse shape and looked so much older than you (before he died, not in death).

[epo]

Really? No Way?
But, he was in much worse shape and looked so much older than you (before he died, not in death).

But Elvis wouldn't have been caught dead in a wolf shirt.

[PapaBear]

But Elvis wouldn't have been caught dead in a wolf shirt.
But he would be caught dead on the bathroom floor.

[Gvac]

I can vividly remember this commercial playing while watching my Saturday morning cartoons as a kid.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A8edwSJYtKU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A8edwSJYtKU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


The broad he hooks up with at the end might have been the precursor to today's cougars.

[ToiletCrusher]

I can vividly remember this commercial playing while watching my Saturday morning cartoons as a kid.

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The broad he hooks up with at the end might have been the precursor to today's cougars.


that's some hair-do you had. How much did they pay you to do that commercial?

[lleeder]

I can vividly remember this commercial playing while watching my Saturday morning cartoons as a kid.

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The broad he hooks up with at the end might have been the precursor to today's cougars.


Its sad to think that with todays technology, even Snoogans could make a better commercial.

[WhistlePig]

I can vividly remember this commercial playing while watching my Saturday morning cartoons as a kid.

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The broad he hooks up with at the end might have been the precursor to today's cougars.

I remember that commercial too! Christ, who's singing it, Jim Stafford? Yikes, I remember Jim Stafford! I'm OLD!

[ecobag2]

I love how the Spanish (Spain) say Levi's... Leh - vees. haha.

I noticed I was old when i walked into a college classroom and was old enough to have fathered the class. (sans prof)

[SHANEFROMGA]

all the toys that i played with as a kid were being brought back out like they were brand new, and they weren't as good as the way they were. were.

[barjockey]

:glurps: Grey chest hair

[Gvac]

:glurps: Grey chest hair

Wow. Sorry buddy. I'm growing a beard and I've got a few grays poking out from the chin.

Fuck it.

I've always vowed I'd never dye my hair or try to conceal the aging process in any way. There's nothing wrong with being older, wiser, and distinguished, right?


























Right? :unsure:

[~Katja~]

Wow. Sorry buddy. I'm growing a beard and I've got a few grays poking out from the chin.

Fuck it.

I've always vowed I'd never dye my hair or try to conceal the aging process in any way. There's nothing wrong with being older, wiser, and distinguished, right?



Right? :unsure:

gray hair is sexy on a man. on a woman, not so much.

[Gvac]

gray hair is sexy on a man. on a woman, not so much.

I don't know about that, Kat.

I always thought Emmylou Harris was not only the greatest female singer I'd ever heard, but one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen as well. She's in her 60's, yet never cut or dyed her hair. For some reason, women seem to think once they're a certain age they should no longer have long hair and any trace of gray is a sin. I don't agree, and I think Emmylou is living proof.

http://img.timeinc.net/southern/images/features_ss/southerners/1806638/emmylou-harris.jpg

http://www.daylightimages.com/goodtime/emmylou%20photo.jpg

[~Katja~]

yes but this is a well kept gray, probably enhanced with coloring to even it out. Nature does not all of the sudden turn your hair gray over night.
in her case it's almost like a platinum blond.

A lot of women don't bother maintaining their hair or go to old ladies hair styles and dye it purple :wacko:

[Gvac]

A lot of women don't bother maintaining their hair or go to old ladies hair styles and dye it purple :wacko:

Ha! So true, and it boggles my mind as to why. How about the ones that dye it orange? Not even red, but some bizarre color that doesn't even exist in nature.

Why do people fear gray hair so much? I really don't understand it. I mean, I get pissed when I see them popping out here and there, but then I just remind myself I'm not 21 anymore and it's not that big of a deal.

[midwestjeff]

How about the ones that dye it orange? Not even red, but some bizarre color that doesn't even exist in nature.

"I dyed it to match my red dress. I'm going to be on TV!"
http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ellen_burstyn1.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

I can vividly remember this commercial playing while watching my Saturday morning cartoons as a kid.

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The broad he hooks up with at the end might have been the precursor to today's cougars.

If it makes you feel even worse, I'm sure that dog is long, long dead.

[The Ogre]

I realized I was getting up there when kids started calling me Mr. Ogre and glucosamine supplements became part of my daily routine.

[DantheBartender]

That's EmmyLou? and she's 60? daym! :devil2:

[PapaBear]

I don't know about that, Kat.

I always thought Emmylou Harris was not only the greatest female singer I'd ever heard, but one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen as well. She's in her 60's, yet never cut or dyed her hair. For some reason, women seem to think once they're a certain age they should no longer have long hair and any trace of gray is a sin. I don't agree, and I think Emmylou is living proof.

http://img.timeinc.net/southern/images/features_ss/southerners/1806638/emmylou-harris.jpg

http://www.daylightimages.com/goodtime/emmylou%20photo.jpg


I've been noticing this same hair style and type of gray in women in a lot of TV ads lately, and I constantly find myself being turned on by the women in those ads.

[TooLowBrow]

I've been noticing this same hair style and type of gray in women in a lot of TV ads lately, and I constantly find myself being turned on by the women in those ads.

theres nothing as sexy as luscious flowing corpse colored hair

[PapaBear]

I read today that my elementary school is going to be closing at the end of this year. In the article, they said it was the oldest elementary school in our county system. It was built the year I was born.




BTW... It is almost impossible to find this thread using the search function.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I saw a cute guy by St. Peter's college and realized I'm old enough to be his mother.

[PapaBear]

I saw a cute guy by St. Peter's college and realized I'm old enough to be his mother.
That happens to me every day. With women, that is.

[Ritalin]

I've been noticing this same hair style and type of gray in women in a lot of TV ads lately, and I constantly find myself being turned on by the women in those ads.

And that's how we know we're getting old: We're becoming attracted to older women.

I swear, though, that sometimes I will meet a woman who gives off like an older woman or mom-ish vibe to me and afterwards I'll realize that I'm probably the same age or older then they are.

Some women, when they have kids, get right into this "mom" role, I don't know how to describe it. It's kind of suburban and off putting to me. They just change and seem much older to me then they actually are.

Does that make any sense?

[Gvac]

And that's how we know we're getting old: We're becoming attracted to older women.

I swear, though, that sometimes I will meet a woman who gives off like an older woman or mom-ish vibe to me and afterwards I'll realize that I'm probably the same age or older then they are.

Some women, when they have kids, get right into this "mom" role, I don't know how to describe it. It's kind of suburban and off putting to me. They just change and seem much older to me then they actually are.

Does that make any sense?

ABSOLUTELY! I know exactly what you mean. It's like they're no longer women, they're moms. They seem like a completely different species. They give off no sex appeal and even though you're the same age, it feels like you're hanging out with your mother.

Not all women with children are like this. I know plenty of sexy women who happen to be mothers; but I've met divorcees who I'm shocked to discover are much younger than I thought just because they have kids.

[drjoek]

ABSOLUTELY! I know exactly what you mean. It's like they're no longer women, they're moms. They seem like a completely different species. They give off no sex appeal and even though you're the same age, it feels like you're hanging out with your mother.

Not all women with children are like this. I know plenty of sexy women who happen to be mothers; but I've met divorcees who I'm shocked to discover are much younger than I thought just because they have kids.


Soccer Moms!!
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/1360/poshandkidkn0.jpg

[HamandEgger]

Two words. Gray pubies

[KC2OSO]

Big person holding the same size ball as the little guy...
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/1360/poshandkidkn0.jpg

[PapaBear]

Big person holding the same size ball as the little guy...

:lol:

[styckx]

It really hit me when I was getting old was when I turned 30 and my metabolism started laughing at my face, started using a scale on a regular basis and bought light beer for the first time.

[hedges]

When my haircut consisted of getting my head shaved, because I was getting so many bald spots.

[Furtherman]

I watched Dazed and Confused and the final scenes on the football field made me very, very sad.

Because I still want to do that. I can't - I won't - but I'd like too.

[styckx]

You get older and they stay the same age

[furie]

i realized i was getting old when i need tiger balm after every game of racquetball

[PapaBear]

I can't read medicine or other small bottles without a magnifying glass. And even with that, it's so damn hard to find the actual directions or dosages because of all of the damn warnings and instructions on what NOT to use the product for.:furious:

[bigredd]

I had what I thought was a great conversation with a bunch of buddies on the joys of starting your mower in 3 pulls or less. I had started mine on the first pull and was thrilled.

[IamPixie]

When I realized everyone on the real world is younger than I am.

[Gvac]

The chick I've been seeing has an 18 year old son. :ohmy:

[~Katja~]

The chick I've been seeing has an 18 year old son. :ohmy:

but does he have any hot girl friends ;) ;)

[PapaBear]

The chick I've been seeing has an 18 year old son. :ohmy:
The chick I've been seeing is about to be a grandmother. And she's 2 years younger than me!!!

[A.J.]

The chick I've been seeing has an 18 year old son. :ohmy:

Is he calling you "Dad" yet?

[WhistlePig]

The chick I've been seeing is about to be a grandmother. And she's 2 years younger than me!!!
:lol:

[Gvac]

I went to a surprise birthday bash for a buddy of mine thrown by his wife. It started at 7 PM. I was home by midnight, and I was the last one to leave.

So sad.

[Jughead]

I came here....:smile:

[sailor]

i fell asleep and missed the party tonight. :(

[ToiletCrusher]

I went to a surprise birthday bash for a buddy of mine thrown by his wife. It started at 7 PM. I was home by midnight, and I was the last one to leave.

So sad.

Usually, bingo halls have a policy of asking people to leave no later than 10pm.

[Gvac]

I began to fully understand how much of what we worry about is complete bullshit.

[spankyfrank]

When At my Dialysis clinic the people who were putting me on were the same age as me, adding insult to injury that I basically spend most of time with Old people

[Mattt1120]

when im watching hope and faith fucking reruns

[Gvac]

Today was fucking GORGEOUS...absolutely PERFECT weather. Sunny, clear, no humidity, nice cool breeze, etc. I went to one barbecue in the afternoon then headed for another around 6PM. There were a ton of my friends hanging out on a nice big deck and it looked like the party was gonna go all night.

I was home by 10PM.

Too fucking tired to party all night.

I'm starting to geeze.

[Gvac]

I have nowhere NEAR the passion for sports that I once did.

I still love them, enjoy them, and appreciate the beauty of the game and the talent of the athletes, but I realize there is no real "importance" to any sporting event.

This past season my favorite hockey team lost Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final.

At home.

In their own building.

When I was younger this would have devastated me and would have taken months to overcome the bitterness and anger when talking about hockey.

Now? I think 2 minutes after the game was over I said "Oh well. Good season. Almost made it."

[lleeder]

It takes me far too long to emotionally recover from a drunk night. I'm done.

[~Katja~]

do you guys really just realized you were getting old since 2002?

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[Captain Rooster]

When 9 PM ... with a book ... sounded like the perfect bed time.

Now ... if I start wearing slippers ... just put me down like Ol' Yeller.