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Death Metal Moe

10-01-2002, 06:11 PM

Unless it's just a Hollywood lie, you get to order whatever you like for you final meal before they Fucking Kill Your murderous ass.

So what would it be? For me, no question:

20-25 oz. Prime Rib medium well

1 pound of Bacon, crispy, as a side

Mashed Potatoes & brown gravy (NO INSTANT SPUDS! I like them, but I'm gonna be DEAD! Peel for me Damn it!

And to drink? A Molsen Ice, and a pint of Half and Half. Just so I can ignore the beer like I usually sem to do, and suck that Half and Half down!

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ToddEVF

10-01-2002, 06:18 PM

anything that would give me the shits massively, so when i go out everyone suffers! Mwha ha ha

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10-01-2002, 06:20 PM

I would just order the now famous "The Death Row Moe " Special..

Which consists of alot of Beef and Bacon, Potatoes, Beer and a chaser of Half and Half.

LMAO.

OR, just to mess with them, I would ask for an All you Can Eat Special..and slowly pace myself..

Days and days would go by, and I could buy some more time by saying, "I'm not Done yet"

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Cybersoldier

10-01-2002, 06:24 PM

Large pizza pia with sauage and mushrooms, a large plate of fried fish with some yellow rice, some chicken and Broccoli, and meatloaf - I mean the food

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GodsFavoriteMan

10-01-2002, 06:25 PM

Hmm. . .tough one. I'd have to go with Bull testicles, pop tarts, and for dessert one of those rings that have a lolipop gem.

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10-01-2002, 06:25 PM

bagel bites.......

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EffMeBoobs

10-01-2002, 06:28 PM

I'll take a #1, Death Row Moe
meal, super-size it please! Add a
chocolate milkshake and a big
bag of Reeses Pieces Peanut
Butter Cups and I'm ready to go
out, "crispy-style."

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ADF

10-01-2002, 06:35 PM

Three Sabrett's hot dogs with mayo, ketchup, mustard and relish with a couple of cold beers and some vagina on the side.

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Death Metal Moe

10-01-2002, 06:35 PM

HA! Nice Elle Quinn!

So I see a few people are into the Death Metal Row meal. Can't go wrong. If you ever find yourself a Hardened Criminal about to meet the void, think of me and my Horrible eating habits!

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Zipgun

10-01-2002, 06:43 PM

Three Sabrett's hot dogs with mayo, ketchup, mustard and relish with a couple of cold beers and some vagina on the side.

See, first of all, you put mayo on a hot dog. That's enough to warrant the death penalty as it is. The ketchup thing, I can let slide. Change the "couple" of cold beers to a 12 pack of Schaefer and keep the vagina part, and I agree completely.

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Gvac

10-01-2002, 06:44 PM

I'd go for a Thanksgiving meal - Turkey, Ham, and all the trimmings. Real mashed potatoes are a must (with chunks in 'em), as is stuffing, cranberry sauce, honeyed carrots, and fresh biscuits.

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PanterA

10-01-2002, 06:57 PM

give me 48oz steak, mashed potatos, sweat potato pie, cheese cake, and a bottomless glass of coca cola.

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ShelleBink

10-01-2002, 07:00 PM

i'd have to cook my last meal:

Stuffed Peppers Extra Spicy
Mushroom Chicken Cutlets with Tomatoes
Mashed Potatoes ((homemade)) with Molly McButter, and a lil bit of Country Crock butter
4 Chicken Supreme Chalupas
8 Hard Shelle Tacos
Gallons of Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Magner's Irish Cider

i'll think of more later

oh yeah, and ice cream.

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TheGameHHH

10-01-2002, 07:01 PM

A big fat Ruth's Chris Steak, some mashed potatoes, Coconut shrimp, cheese cake, and a Vanilla Coke (Not bottled by Coke, but a REAL Vanilla coke).

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EffMeBoobs

10-01-2002, 07:13 PM

HHH just reminded me, I'd also
have a big fat double-cut filet
mignon from Morton's steak
house.

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Death Metal Moe

10-01-2002, 07:16 PM

8 Hard Shelle Tacos

That's so fucking cute Blood started running from my ears.

Sounds like you'd EXPLODE before you even got to the chair Shelle.

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my_mr_happy

10-01-2002, 07:17 PM

I would drink my calories...
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A.J.

10-01-2002, 07:33 PM

Taco Bell tacos -- so I could leave a nice "going away present".

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TheMojoPin

10-01-2002, 07:35 PM

20 Big Macs and a gallon of black coffee. Try and clean THAT mess up, bitches.

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Fallon

10-01-2002, 07:35 PM

Tacos and popcorn chicken.

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Cybersoldier

10-01-2002, 08:41 PM

Now I'm Starving now. that reminds me I would also like 5 liter of soda and beer, with some chocolate ice cream

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pinkyfloyd

10-01-2002, 08:52 PM

Pork chops, mashed potatoes, big bowl of string beans, McDonald's french fries, Wendy's Taco Supremo Salad, bottle of Dr Pepper, coconut cream pie, and hot fudge sundae.

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Death Metal Moe

10-01-2002, 09:13 PM

mmmmmmmmm, String Beans! Steamed, with a dash of salt and butter melted on them to taste. Good Call! Add that to the DEATH METAL ROW meal.

And I forgot about Dessert. I DO remember the one time Hard Rock Johnny FORGOT to give Ron and Fez it, we learned that "Dessert is part of the meal." So I guess I'd go with a nice cold slice of Pumpkin Pie with COOL WHIP out the ass.

So much cool whip in fact, it's more like Cool Whip with Pie.

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FelixDasGato

10-01-2002, 09:28 PM

I would have to start off with a chicken parm hero then move on to two filet mignons with roasted red potatos and carrots finishing off with two slices of pizza, while drinking root beer floats.
For dessert a huge slice of blackout cake with icey cold milk.

Tha would have to do, pig...

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fiestygal

10-01-2002, 10:22 PM

mine would come from Serendipity III in NYC...225 EAST 60th between 2nd and 3rd...it would be a CLEOPATRA'S BARGE- potatoe skins with sour cream and CAVIAR...YUMMY and a FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE...yummy

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Tall_James

10-02-2002, 03:50 AM

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You have to admire the Inmate ordering an entire birthday cake.

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Katylina

10-02-2002, 03:58 AM

lobster w/garlic mashed potatoes mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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DJEvelEd

10-02-2002, 04:25 AM

Chef Boyardee overstuffed sausage ravioli...Twice baked potatoes(with the crispy top), chips and salsa, gallon of green tea, smothered in fried chicken...now I'm starvin...

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A.J.

10-02-2002, 04:55 AM

You have to admire the Inmate ordering an entire birthday cake

Guess he won't be hearing one of Mojo's "Congratulations on not dying" birthday greetings.

BTW -- the Washington Times prints that kind of info ( along with their last words) whenever someone is executed.

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SilentSpic

10-02-2002, 05:08 AM

oxtails with rice & beans... damn now I'm starving.

oh, yea... can't forget beers. Lots, Lots, and Lots of beer.

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10-02-2002, 05:12 AM

aaah-puuu-sahhh

or some nice dead cow followed by an entire bottle of cabernet or merlot, followed up with a nice s+s cheesecake

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wilee

10-02-2002, 06:51 AM

Large Prime Rib (~48oz) Medium Well, large dish of mashed potatoes with gravy and Garlic. Sauteed peppers and Onions on a bed of wild rice. A nice red wine, I'm not too picky with that (Maybe JamesDiggy could suggest?). A side order of garlic chicken (The way my cousins in Florida make it mmmmmmmmm).

Desert: Pecan Pie, drowned in Coolwhip, a snifter of Napolean Brandy, and a cigar (I don't smoke, but at that point, what the hell?)

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TheMojoPin

10-02-2002, 07:52 AM

Spaghetti bolognase(sp?), a large white pizza, 3 football-sized burritos, a bucketfull of Buffalo wings, and six ginormous restaurant burgers. Can I die now?

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nellie

10-02-2002, 08:15 AM

a double bacon cheese burger w/ mayo, lettuce and tomatoes, macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes, corn, sweet potatoes, tuna macaroni salad, eggplant parm, ravioli alla vodka, vanilla ice cram sundae with crunchies, hot fudge, peanut butter,brown bonnet, and whipped cream,apple pie,and pecan pie...

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10-02-2002, 08:22 AM

you only get 20 bucks though, thats how much they gave mcviegh

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10-02-2002, 08:24 AM

Your Mom's Box.

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DroopyGirl

10-02-2002, 08:26 AM

chocolate donuts, strawberry milkshake, fries, pizza with extra cheese, apple pie, chocolate chip cookies and some salted popcorn. mmmmmmmm

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10-02-2002, 09:20 AM

pizza with soda and crispy creme donuts

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Sheeplovr

10-02-2002, 09:24 AM

Waffels
no corndogs
no waffels
no corndogs

No defintly WAFFELS

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Zipgun

10-02-2002, 02:02 PM

Waffels
no corndogs
no waffels
no corndogs

No defintly WAFFELS

Hello?!

Corndog wrapped in a waffle?!

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