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sexy bastard
09-30-2002, 04:45 AM
i heard this morning on the news that a german study says that blondes will be extinict by the year 2022, this is supposedly because men prefer bottle blondes than natural blondes. Therefore I am willing to take up the challenge and procreate with all natural blonde females out there. and believe it is all of us mens duty to due the same.
thank you this has been a public service announcement by the sexy bastard


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TheGameHHH
09-30-2002, 06:00 AM
Just because men prefer bottle blondes, natural blondes will be extinct? I don't get it

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Death Metal Moe
09-30-2002, 06:59 AM
I think they go extinct because those stories about them aren't jokes, they're family stories.

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ChrisTheCop
09-30-2002, 07:12 AM
I'm blonde, but hate it enough to shave my head. If I'm the last one left, I'll grow it back. I'm a dirty dirty blonde.

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CreepyGyrl
09-30-2002, 07:23 AM
Wow, I guess its a good thing I dye my hair red...
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EQ
09-30-2002, 07:43 AM
( Blondes going Extinct??)

I don't get it.



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TooCute
09-30-2002, 10:18 AM
stupidest fucking "study" I
have ever heard. I should
probably actually go read
the study before I say that
though.

I hate morons.


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my_mr_happy
09-30-2002, 10:31 AM
I am not sure I totaly agree or think the study is right. it is very odd.

sexy bastard
09-30-2002, 12:46 PM
you know the thing that always irks me...thats right I said irk lol...is that some of these studies make no sense...you know..its like i think there are alot more important things to study then whether real blondes wil lgo extinict...you know


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whale_JUNK
09-30-2002, 02:27 PM
procreate with all natural blonde females


nice job covering your ass.

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Zipgun
09-30-2002, 02:54 PM
What do I care, I'll be dead by then. I doubt I have a good 20 years left based on the horrible food I eat, and the beer, and the smoking, and the raining frogs, and the locusts, OH the LOCUSTS! And the constant death threats from the guy in the Slim Jim commercials who secretly tells me he's going to murder me on a Thursday, when it's precisely 68 degrees out, sometime during a leap year. And besides, my girlfriend is a natural blonde, so, I was thinking ahead and stocked up.

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Coco
09-30-2002, 03:35 PM
oops wrong thread!
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ShelleBink
09-30-2002, 03:43 PM
I'm blonde, but hate it enough to shave my head. If I'm the last one left, I'll grow it back. I'm a dirty dirty blonde.

i...paralyzed...too...hot....

and creepy, i loved ur red hair at the softball game :)

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Dudeman
09-30-2002, 03:46 PM
ummm... i think we need to check out the Hardy- Weinberg Equilibrium. <P>


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-30-2002, 03:46 PM
and the raining frogs, and the locusts, OH the LOCUSTS! And the constant death threats from the guy in the Slim Jim commercials who secretly tells me he's going to murder me on a Thursday, when it's precisely 68 degrees out, sometime during a leap year.


You've been hitting the Leffe Blonde, haven't you?

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ShelleBink
09-30-2002, 03:48 PM
Leffe Blonde

I LOVE LEFFE!

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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Perfect Drug
09-30-2002, 04:00 PM
I am a natural blonde but I dye my hair red. Should I be punished?

i got my heart but my heart's no good
you're the only one that's understood...you are the perfect drug.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-30-2002, 04:03 PM
Yeah, well, this natural blond ain't having kids so the buck stops here.

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JustJon
09-30-2002, 05:02 PM
let's be realistic. all my blonde haired friends should still be alive 20 years from now. 'nuff said.

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bboxer
09-30-2002, 05:05 PM
if all the blondes go extinct which new hair color will be the stupid hair color

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ShelleBink
09-30-2002, 05:06 PM
BOTTLE REDHEADS UNITE!

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ADF
09-30-2002, 05:06 PM
Blondes won't be extinct as long as we have a plentiful supply of peroxide and Lady Gillettes are still in production.

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The mighty Thor
09-30-2002, 06:41 PM
I wonder if Greeks will still
have one huge eyebrow in 200
years.


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CreepyGyrl
09-30-2002, 07:32 PM
BOTTLE REDHEADS UNITE!
You said it Miss Bink... If all blondes go extinct, we'll just sit back and snicker ....

I forogt who said it already but I to wonder what would be the replacement. I say...hmmm... Purple...

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Green Lantern
09-30-2002, 08:18 PM
It that is true then I guess I would have to bang one before they are all gone.

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Earth2RON
09-30-2002, 09:25 PM
I've said it again and again(Blondes arent exotic looking at all)

That doesnt mean i wouldnt be with one:)