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El Mudo
09-27-2002, 08:00 PM
first of all, im not knocking anyone who gives 'em or gets 'em. im just saying i dont think id want a chick to give me one. why a girl would want to put her mouth on my junk is beyond me

i just think its kinda humiliating for a girl to do and it doesnt seem as if they would enjoy it...

i dunno....maybe my mind will change one day but this is just how i feel

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Heavy
09-27-2002, 08:37 PM
fag

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Crazy for Crazy
09-27-2002, 08:41 PM
dude its not humiliating unless you Bookakki all over her face...



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Earth2RON
09-27-2002, 08:44 PM
it doesnt seem as if they would enjoy it
females that love to suck cock do it cuz they enjoy it not cuz the guy wants it. i can honestly say that ive gotten some good head the kind that makes your toes curl!

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Meve
09-27-2002, 08:44 PM
believe it or not there are others out there the feel the same way plus I'm a germaphobe and even though the thought of it turns me on(stangely enough), I can't see myself actually getting a bj from someone I'm in a relationship with. It would just make me sick when I kiss her. I've obviously never gotten one and I'm not sure that I ever will. <P>

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Heavy
09-27-2002, 08:47 PM
I agree.

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seagullbeagle
09-27-2002, 08:59 PM
this is an earth 2 thread right? guys who dont want bjs <P>
boys,boys....relax you will still respect her in the morning,you will enjoy it,and you will be able to kiss her again.....eventually <P>

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Hawiian shirt craig
09-27-2002, 09:05 PM
get one first. i personally
am not a big fan, i've sampled
plenty... a couple chicks who
made statements like "well
I'VE never sucked ur dick,
thats why" doesn't do much
for me, u know? its not
dirty, unless u jizz in her
mouth... then she best be
hittin up the listerine.
which is why i'm not that big
a fan, its rude to say
something like, yeah baby,
that was hot! rinse out and



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Earth2RON
09-27-2002, 09:13 PM
this is an earth 2 thread right?
no its not, its a El Mudo thread.

god i hope someone laugh at that!

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Aggie
09-27-2002, 09:28 PM
i just think its kinda humiliating for a girl to do and it doesnt seem as if they would enjoy it...
That's so not true....it can be VERY enjoyable for a woman. I get a lot of pleasure out of it...I know Jenn will back me up on this.

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This message was edited by Aggie on 9-28-02 @ 1:51 AM

TheGameHHH
09-27-2002, 09:52 PM
Weirdest idea for a thread EVER! And for the record, Aggie LOVES giving BJs. <P>


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ADF
09-27-2002, 10:11 PM
Anyone who doesn't like BJ's is clearly insane. Insane like a fox! Wait, that's not right. Just plain insane.

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Hosp
09-27-2002, 10:34 PM
Huh? Wait until your pubes grow in then you may feel different.

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irishkb
09-27-2002, 11:26 PM
i don't think i would have made it through college if it was for bj's... girl's saying we can't have sex but i will... oh thank god for the person who came up with the idea of a bj... and there are plenty of ladies who do it cause they like(they usually give the best ones)...

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Jobberific
09-28-2002, 12:17 AM
I think el mudo is really chick thats trying to start some crazy bj backlash.

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Teddy Troy
09-28-2002, 01:27 AM
Im confused

HordeKing1
09-28-2002, 01:27 AM
If someone doesn't enjoy getting a BJ that's there perogative.

However, I think it would be prudent to decide whether you like it or not until after you've had it.

There's nothing "dirty" about sperm or any aspect of consensual sex. If you come in someone's mouth, you won't suddenly turn gay if you kiss her afterwards.

There are many women who enjoy felatio. There are many men who enjoy cunnilingus. There are many straight men who like anal sex with women and women who like anal sex with men.

Try not to think of sex as anything dirty or wrong. It's all natural, enjoyable and fun and can be loving and emotional as well. By the same token never do anything that you don't want to do. Needless to say don't force your partner to do anything she or he doesn't want to do.

You may find that keeping an open mind about sex and sexuality will increase not only your pleasure, but your ability to give pleasure as well.

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Zipgun
09-28-2002, 07:41 AM
I just got one and it was fan-fucking-tastic!

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El Mudo
09-28-2002, 09:24 AM
I think el mudo is really chick thats trying to start some crazy bj backlash.


nope...i thank god every day im not a woman...

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blakjeezis
09-28-2002, 09:29 AM
LALALALALALALALALA. I'm not listening. LALALALALALALALALA . . .

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Dick Hertz
09-28-2002, 09:31 AM
For what it's worth, I never got a good one, i guess I have dated girls with small mouths or really big teeth....

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Tall_James
09-28-2002, 11:26 AM
If you come in someone's mouth, you won't suddenly turn gay if you kiss her afterwards.

Unless you suddenly find out that you love that taste!

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Aggie
09-28-2002, 11:37 AM
And for the record, Aggie LOVES giving BJs.

Shhhh....now everyone will know my weakness.

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ToddEVF
09-28-2002, 11:38 AM
Shhhh....now everyone will know my weakness


i thought everyone knew that already. . . oh well. . .

As I say, you take what you can get. I have never recieved oral, but would like to one day

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Contra
09-28-2002, 12:45 PM
wow! was this in the "threads you'll never see on ronfez.net" thread?

i love when a girl gives oral. it sends a chill down my spine when i'm about to let go that i don't get as intensly with sex. plus the fact that i love giving the girls oral 69ing is always a fun event!

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Crazy for Crazy
09-28-2002, 12:58 PM
Did you mistype? Maybe you meant you don't want BJ to give you a chick? That doesn't make sense either though...maybe you just need help.



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Meve
09-28-2002, 02:20 PM
I think too many people(especially other guys) think that all guys are completely open for any kind of sexual activity. This is so not true. This thread clearly shows that more than 1 guy thinks this way about BJs.

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Crazy for Crazy
09-28-2002, 02:33 PM
On a serious note I do agree ^



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Sheeplovr
09-28-2002, 02:47 PM
is the Cock cheese that bad?

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spare_me_your_lines
09-28-2002, 02:56 PM
HORDEKING- you like them blow job posts don't ya? Tell me man- Does your wife enjoy giving them?

El Mudo
09-28-2002, 07:55 PM
i never said i was dead set against ever getting one, but at this juncture i just wouldnt feel right asking a girl to do that

it dont make me a bad person



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Disturbed Soul
09-28-2002, 08:16 PM
Seriously don't make you a fag, now if you really enjoyed kissing a chick after one, then this thread would have taken a totally different direction.

fatty
09-29-2002, 03:21 PM
this may be the worst thread ever. no joke

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Meve
09-29-2002, 04:43 PM
is it really that bad? or is it so bad it's good?

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McHaggis
09-29-2002, 05:21 PM
the whole point of a bj is to degrade your chick. if u wanna degrade her more give her anal if she doesnt want it in there hit her with a brick and repeat the previous step

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TheGameHHH
09-29-2002, 06:13 PM
fatty, I totally agree with you man.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-29-2002, 06:18 PM
Why NOT? I, personally, like to do that so a good time is had by all. What? Are you worried about the kissing her/spunk factor? Suck it up. It don't make ya gay. (yeah, I know, blah blah blah. My man kisses after "The Deed" and he is FAR from "gay.")

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Hawiian shirt craig
09-29-2002, 07:33 PM
HORDEKING- you
like them blow job posts
don't ya? Tell me man-
Does your wife enjoy giving
them?


tick tock... tick tock...


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Captain Rooster
09-29-2002, 07:37 PM
This thread capsulates one of those "I'd rather take this to my grave" thoughts.

*shiver

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ADF
09-29-2002, 09:33 PM
the whole point of a bj is to degrade your chick. if u wanna degrade her more give her anal if she doesnt want it in there hit her with a brick and repeat the previous step


I dunno about you, but sex for me doesn't have anything to do with power struggles.. it's all about the mutual satisfaction. Sometimes things work out great, sometimes they work out really great (at least that's been my experience). Use whips, chains, jellies.. whatever floats your proverbial boat. It's all about making one another happy. Making sex a power thing makes it sound like you have esteem issues.

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Dougie_Dickman
09-30-2002, 02:34 PM
There are some women out there that really do enjoy it,(luckily I dated one in college).I have also dated women who didn't like to do it. I would take out my dissatisfaction by not giving her oral either, and the relationship never went anywhere.(Sexual Hostility)
I feel pity for you guys who have never gotten a BJ, if you are over 18 go get a hooker. If you are are still in high school, sit tight, your turn is coming, unless you are really ugly and smell.
My $.02

HordeKing1
10-02-2002, 09:32 PM
SPARE ME YOUR LINES - My wife is the best in all areas. I am very very lucky to have her and to have met her when I was so young.

We enjoy a very healthy and varied sex life that we are both comfortable with. Part of that comfort is the ability to communicate with each other, but mostly to have a genuine desire to please our partner. Love is a many splendoured thing. Thank you for your concern.

Ya see, I'm comfortable discussing anything so you can't get me upset with a silly question like that. Sex is natural, normal and feels damn good.

EDIT: Perhaps, if the religious bullshit about sex being "sinful" were dropped you too could feel good about every facet of sex. What temerity on part of the writers of the various bibles.

If you actually read my post, instead of glancing by my sig pic, the intent of it becomes clear. It is not to appeal to juvinille prurient interests but to educate, reassure and to hopefully open up new ways to view the same situation.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-03-2002, 11:34 AM
El Mundo u F'in Fanuque.. Not a girl but would you let a guy ? eeewwwwwwwwww

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Jennitalia
10-03-2002, 11:44 AM
it dont make me a bad person




yeah, it does

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10-03-2002, 11:59 AM
What's the matter with you,
soldier! (slap)



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armymad
10-03-2002, 12:08 PM
the question that need to be ask . did he every get one?
i bet if he did he would change his mind

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HordeKing1
10-04-2002, 08:09 PM
He says he hasn't and doesn't think he'd want one.

There's nothing wrong with that, as everyone has different tastes, preferences and dislikes.

One should never let himself or herself be pressured into doing something they do not want to do.

However, it is also important to be open to new things and ideas.

The two are not contradictory. Being open to something doesn't mean that you have to do it, or like it, it just means knowing about the possibility.

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