SPY REPORT: AirTrain derails at JFK

[Patches]

I saw it live! Heres a pic from www.wnbc.com.

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One worker was on board and was injured during a test run.

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Patches...How the Mighty have fallen (2-1, fifth place).
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[Tall_James]

I'll take a cab, thank you.

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If it's just a lull, why am I bored right out of my skull?

Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!




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"Half angel, half tart"--Paul Westerberg

[Tall_James]

Looks just like Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway.

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Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece

[furie]

I've watched them build that thing for the last 4 years.
What's funny is, we've been calling it the "Simpson's Monorail" for years.

The section in front of terminal one is already falling apart. the rebar is exposed. that section was poured only 3 years ago.

got to love the lowest bidder mentality!

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<marquee>Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
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[SatCam]

That's pic is pure comedy

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[SatCam]

FATAL AIR TRAIN DERAILMENT
Operator Killed At JFK Airport

Sept. 27 - A train operator was killed Friday when his train derailed during a test of a new light rail system at JFK Airport.

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[Arienette]

ahhhhhhhhhhh!

ok that's just fucking scary... one more thing for me to be petrified of

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i dreamt about you last night
and i fell out of bed twice

[SatCam]

He was crushed by the cement blocks simulatating weight... lol, what were they thinking?

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[Patches]

The 2 dumbest construction contractors at the airport built the thing (I don't think it's wise to name names) so I guess I am really not surprised.

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Patches...How the Mighty have fallen (2-1, fifth place).
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