Whatcha want? Chicken? Pork? Lamb? Beef?
Here's a quick and easy one that is the most delicious thing ever, despite it making your heart explode instantly. You may die reading this:
Ingredients:
-4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves (or two chicken breasts, for those of us who ate lead paint chips as a kid)
-2 eggs, beaten
-1 cup crushed Ritz Crackers
-1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
-ground black pepper to taste (translation: as much as you want in there)
-1/2 cup butter
Directions
1 Preheat oven to 375 degrees F
2 Place beaten eggs in a shallow dish; place crumbs in a separate dish and season with garlic salt and pepper. Dip chicken in eggs, then dip in the crumbs. Place the coated chicken in a 9x13 inch baking dish. Cut butter into chunks and arrange around chicken.
3 Bake in preheated oven for 40 minutes, or until chicken is cooked through and no longer pink inside.
It's really easy, just requiring you to leave it alone for 40 minutes. Don't be an idiot like me and crush the crackers individually. Just get a sealable plastic bag, throw 'em all in, and crush them by pounding them with your fist.
I cook, I clean, I'd make a good sugar daddy, why aren't more women sitting on my weiner?
Oh yes, the child molesting. Damn that.
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