View Full Version : * DeathMetal Moe's Greeting Cards and Holiday Sentiments *
Moe, F*** Hallmark!
You could write some pissed off, or simply 'to the f**king Point' thoughts for that Boss we hate, or to a nasty relative, etc.
I'll start with a request: The PARENT of a sweet and talented music student of mine..owes me money and continues to bounce checks.
I want to write her to stop being manipulative since this involves her child..
How about a Greeting Card, MOE-STYLE!!
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Death Metal Moe
09-26-2002, 07:51 PM
Oh man, Now I gotta start a Radio show, a Cable Access show, AND a fucking Card company??
Can't you all go back to hating me??
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Death Metal Moe
09-26-2002, 07:54 PM
OK OK. I'll try to put something together.
Give me A LITTLE TIME!
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Sheeplovr
09-26-2002, 07:56 PM
Can't you all go back to hating me??
start saying stuff about the jews and blacks
number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS
Death Metal Moe
09-26-2002, 08:27 PM
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SUPER CALLER #666!!!
A little something like this?
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Tall_James
09-27-2002, 04:17 AM
How about this one...
"Merry Christmas - GO TO HELL!"
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If it's just a lull, why am I bored right out of my skull?
Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece
TheMojoPin
09-27-2002, 08:36 AM
"Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!!!"
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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP
grlNIN
09-27-2002, 08:42 AM
"Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!!!"
"MOM!!! Barts smoking!!!!!
howa bout:
Merry X-mas all you fucks
i hope you get it in the butt
Theres no Santa cuz i capped his ass
And youre all next, poisonous gas
If want to live or protect your child
Ill take you downFrighty Fright Style
Two Fingas Down Like a Pimp to L*S Productions
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Can't you all go back to Hating me?
Awwwww, Moe.
Don't worry! We all still hate you.
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Death Metal Moe
09-27-2002, 04:14 PM
Thanks Quinn!
I have no time tonight, but I signed on to give you what I came up with:
Front
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Inside
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This message was edited by njdmmoe on 9-27-02 @ 8:18 PM
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-27-2002, 04:30 PM
How about
Sorry about the loss of your beloved pet.... but it was a necessary part of the ritual.
That kinda sucked, didn't it?
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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 9-27-02 @ 8:33 PM
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