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Tall_James
09-24-2002, 10:47 AM
Angels, Rottweilers, Ubangi Warriors. He is truly a Renaissance Man!
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If it's just a lull, why am I bored right out of my skull?

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SilentSpic
09-24-2002, 10:48 AM
haha, what a faggot!

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TomPoo
09-24-2002, 10:53 AM
wow... that is pretty gay

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Michael Fury
09-24-2002, 10:53 AM
Jesus. That one definitely went out to all his gay fans.



So gimme a stage, where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!

jestah
09-24-2002, 11:00 AM
You mean he's got straight ones?



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TheMojoPin
09-24-2002, 11:06 AM
Jesus. That one definitely went out to all his gay fans.

Germany?

Does this mean that he can now technically say he was "in" "Reservoir Dogs"?

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TheMojoPin
09-24-2002, 11:06 AM
Did he fucking pass Nosferatu while he was on that motorcycle? This is the greatest video that any of us could ever wish to see.

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Patches
09-24-2002, 11:15 AM
That's really not right calling him gay without any proof. <P> Oh wait here's some: <P>
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Michael Fury
09-24-2002, 11:16 AM
I hope to soon read he's been run over by a talking Trans-Am.



So gimme a stage, where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!

FelixDasGato
09-24-2002, 12:50 PM
I think this should have come with some type of warning lable on it. <P>
Did he fucking pass Nosferatu while he was on that motorcycle? I thought that was Batboy from WWN. Now we know for sure HE LIVES! <P>

Jackie Sloan
09-24-2002, 01:09 PM
Everytime I think he's hit his low, he finds another floor on the express elevator going down. Putrid. The man is the worst performer EVER. Baywatch wasn't a good show either...we all know why it was popular! And yes, of course I watched it!

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philby
09-24-2002, 01:20 PM
he's been drinking lately.

did you know that hasselhoff translated to german means "donkey washer"?

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Tall_James
09-24-2002, 01:47 PM
did you know that hasselhoff translated to german means "donkey washer"?

I guess his mule is clean.

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If it's just a lull, why am I bored right out of my skull?

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furie
09-24-2002, 02:21 PM
This just goes to prove my theory...

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TheMojoPin
09-24-2002, 03:49 PM
This just goes to prove my theory...

"That's right...Frank Stallone."

No, no, wait! I meant, "...Germans love David Hasselhoff." Sorry.

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Fallon
09-24-2002, 03:55 PM
Gayest thing ever.

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Fallon
09-24-2002, 03:55 PM
Gayest thing ever.

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