Alice Kramden Is My Dream Girl

[Gvac]

I hope I marry a chick that's half the woman Alice Kramden was. She was smart, sassy, pretty, and willing to put up with all kinds of shit. And even though she had to put Ralph in his place constantly, she always made him feel like he was the "King of the Castle", even though we all knew better.

Baby, you really were the greatest.

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[Jennitalia]

do you think she shaved down there?

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[FUNKMAN]

do you think she shaved down there?


probably have to ask Norton...
:)

Thought Alice was attractive as well...
didn't care for the way Ralph yelled at her...big bully...

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[Tall_James]

do you think she shaved down there?

Probably looked like she had a woodchuck in a leglock.

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[A.J.]

I'd go with Carmela Soprano. Same reasons gvac listed.

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A Skidmark production.

[The Blowhard]

"I call you "Killer" because you slay me".
"AND I'M CALLING BELLVUE CAUSE YOU'RE NUTS"!!!!!!!!

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[Ralphy Ramone]

"I call you "Killer" because you slay me".
"AND I'M CALLING BELLVUE CAUSE YOU'RE NUTS"!!!!!!!!



Good one!Leave to Ole' Muck and Mire.

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[Green Lantern]

When Ralph Kramden said to Alice "Pow right in the kisser" Was he talking about a
FACIAL or The Money Shot

PAPA DON'T PREACH!!
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[whale_JUNK]

the mom from GROWING PAINS and the mom from MR BELVEDERE. they both had nice racks. i think their names were maggie malone and marsha owens. both of them were hot career women on the go!

Junge zum Verkauf !

[The mighty Thor]

Good luck bro, I hope you find her. Most guy's end up with Peggy from married with children. <P>


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[The Blowhard]

I used to batch to Mrs. Manicotti, especially when she was doing the Mambo.

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[Captain Rooster]

Quote:
do you think she shaved down there?



Probably looked like she had a woodchuck in a leglock.




I wanted to have breakfast...fuggetit.

Tsk, tsk, tsk...how far we will stoop.

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[KC2OSO]

They weren't going to give Audrey Meadows that part of Alice because she was so damn good looking. When she auditioned for the part, she actually toned down her looks. <P>
Alice was born on February 8th. Her maiden name was Gibson. Like Ralph, she attended P.S. 73 where they met. As a child, she was a member of the Girl Scouts troop 35 Red-Wing Patrol. Her resume includes working as a riveter in a Navy yard, handing out shovels for the WPA, knitting baby clothes, working as an obstetrician, and a secretary. She plays bridge every Tuesday and is a member if the Raccoon Lodge Ladies Auxiliary. <P>
Ralph's attempts to make money: <P>
Pills that turn water into gasoline
Phony stock in oil and oil wells
A hot dog stand
Goat gland vitamins
Used tire sales
Furniture polish
Plastic shoehorns
Rug shampooing
Uranium field in Asbury Park
Glow in the dark shoe polish
Phony hair restorer
Managing a boxer
Buying a hotel in NJ
No-cal pizza
Phony gold stock
Digging for Capt. Kidd's treasure on Long Island
Campaign to make Secaucus, NJ a honeymooners' paradise
A handy housewife helper tool
A Mystery appetizer <P>

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[The Blowhard]

How about a threesome with Alice Kramden and Ethel Mertz?
Hot.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Ralph: I'm the King and you're Nothing

Alice: That's right Ralph You're the King of NOthing!

Carmella talks back to much.. to amadigan.. Need a chick like that Hot liitle Italian mob boss bitch tony met in italy MANUGE

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!

[Gvac]

I originally posted this thread 5 and a half years ago, but watching The Honeymooners marathon this past New Year's Day only confirmed my feelings.

[TheGameHHH]

I consider this thread a true "classic"

[fezident]

How about .... Ethel Mertz?
Hot.


What in HELL did she see in Fred? I mean, really.

[Hottub]

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[DiabloSammich]

Miss whale_Junk. He was the best.

[Gvac]

*sigh*

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[epo]

What in HELL did she see in Fred? I mean, really.

He had Milton Berle-like genitals.

[joethebartender]

I used to batch to Mrs. Manicotti, especially when she was doing the Mambo.

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"Ain't a man in this building thats gonna get a hot supper because Carlos was teaching you the mamba!"

[Slumbag]

My dream chick has always been Mama Corleone, from Godfather 2. I always thought she was pretty hot (the young version). I also liked how she stuck by Vito, even when they were broke as shit.

[Tall_James]

You say you loved Alice but it was Trixie who was giving hummers in the stairwell to the milk delivery guy.

[TheMojoPin]

Is this just Gvac setting up to become a gigantic fat guy?

[GonzoStyle]

I hope I marry a chick that's half the woman Alice Kramden was. She was smart, sassy, pretty, and willing to put up with all kinds of shit. And even though she had to put Ralph in his place constantly, she always made him feel like he was the "King of the Castle", even though we all knew better.

Baby, you really were the greatest.

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Ok I officially wanna marry you now, between the galbladder and the alice kramden devotion, you are the perfect human being for me.

[TheMojoPin]

Ok I officially wanna marry you now, between the galbladder and the alice kramden devotion, you are the perfect human being for me.

Don't be fooled. That was Gvac 5 years ago. He's just a battered husk of the man he once was.

[Gvac]

Don't be fooled. That was Gvac 5 years ago. He's just a battered husk of the man he once was.

Stop knocking me down in order to steal my male admirers!

Get your own ladyboys!

[GonzoStyle]

5 years ago I was actually someone on the intrawebs, gvac loves me sans my e-fame.