ELVIS FANS ONLY!

[The Blowhard]

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[Johnny4]

My favorite Elvis interview is when he yells at the reporters for spreading those lies about him using drugs.

[The Blowhard]

I liked the fact that Priscilla had a special shower installed with nozzles that cleaned E's "dirty places". Apparently The King never washed his ass or balls.


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[Johnny4]

Let that be a lesson to you kids. If you don't wash your ass you could die of a blockage. Elvis might have been the most unintentionally funny person who ever walked the Earth. If cameras could follow him around, he would make Ozzy look like a piker.

[The Blowhard]

Just rent "This Is Elvis" and enjoy the last 10 minutes. That's all I'm gonna say.

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[Johnny4]

Is that the one that is narrated by an Elvis impersonator? That one was genuis. One of the only things I really liked about Don and Mike is that they always found some lost Elvis interviews. I think I'm in the mood for a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, or maybe a chicken fried steak. <P>

[A.J.]

TCB in a flash.

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A Skidmark production.

[blakjeezis]

Elvis is the KING, and always will be. No man has ever brought more entertainment into this world than him. Actually, I did enjoy the Don and Mike Elvis stuff. I think the reasion it was better than their usual babble was because it focused some more on Robbay, who I think was the real talent on that show.

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[Johnny4]

Good job today Heck. They left you out on an island and you managed to stay afloat. With some fine tuning and a snappy sidekick, you could make a show out of it. Elvis #1's a must have.