That's not a knife... THAT's a knife!

[Michael Fury]

Man Slices Off Four Body Parts
Thu Sep 19, 9:43 AM ET

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man cut off the little finger on his right hand, then his scrotum, then his penis and finally his left hand in a drug-induced act of self-mutilation after arguing with his wife.

The man, believed to be high on amphetamines, attacked himself with a carving knife Tuesday in the town of Inverell 400 miles north of Sydney, police said Thursday.

"It is the most bizarre thing I have seen in 16 years in the police force," Inverell inspector Dave Harrington told Reuters.

Harrington said the 38-year-old man cut off his little finger while arguing with his wife inside their Inverell house and then chased her outside.

"He then proceeded to dismember his member," he said.

Police said the man was lucky ambulance officers witnessed the attack and prevented him from bleeding to death, adding that police recovered several body parts and packed them in ice in the hope they could be reattached.

The man was flown to Sydney for emergency microsurgery and was now in a stable condition, police said.



So gimme a stage, where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!

[SilentSpic]

that's why u shouldn't get married... they make u fuck'n crazy!

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[TheMojoPin]

So is he finally free of the ol' balls and chain?

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[FMJeff]

"He then proceeded to dismember his member," he said


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[FUNKMAN]

giving her the "quiet treatment" would have sufficed...
:)

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[Patches]

I hope they put everything back in the right place or his wife could get pregnant from getting fingered.

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[TheMojoPin]

This is a relationship that's obviously a cut above the rest...

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[Contra]

that guy really gave his wife a piece of his mind!

and then his hand...
and then his balls!

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[Michael Fury]

The man was flown to Sydney for emergency microsurgery and was now in a stable condition, police said.


No wonder hsi wife was bitching at him: he had a tiny unit.




So gimme a stage, where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!

[jestah]

So he cut off his member and went in for microsurgery.hmmm..



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[TheMojoPin]

The bladed blunder from down under...

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[FelixDasGato]

An Australian man cut off the little finger on his right hand, then his scrotum, then his penis and finally his left hand in a drug-induced act of self-mutilation after arguing with his wife.

Yeah! That should teach her a lesson.
Don't fuck with me bitch...I'll cut ME!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

why did they fly him
anywhere for surgery?
people like this used to be
eliminated from the gene
pool by being stupid and
dieing... now we keep them
around. JESUS!!! we have
people dieing in the street
from AIDS and this moron
gets to be put back
together?! i dont get it!


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Justice4all]

Maybe they can accidentally attach his penis to his hand and and his finers to his sack. That way when he waves at people he can also tell them to go F themselves.

FOR GOD SAKES.....someone make me a SIG PIC!!!!!

[TheMojoPin]

Man, forget Moe, Craig is the new thread-killer.

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[Recyclerz]

people like this used to be eliminated from the gene pool <P>
Well, I don't think his seed will be finding any purchase from the zip-lock bag his nuts are in. Maybe he can be the paint ball target for Ron & Fez during Billy's next sabbatical. <P>

You're only young once but you can be immature forever!

[Death Metal Moe]

What does he do for an encore?

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[ToddEVF]

. . . and That is the reason why you don't give non-board members the BIG FUCKING KNIFE!


What does he do for an encore?


thats too classic. . . bravo Moe, bravo

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[SoccerMom]

Drugs and sharp objects don't mix.