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El Mudo
09-18-2002, 01:30 PM
Apparently, that CEO who robbed TyCo and used company money to buy things like 6,000 dollar shower curtains and 2200 dollar wastebaskets also used over 1 million for a birthday party for his wife, which included an ice sculpture of michealangelo's David, with a vodka-shootin' penis..

i think its pretty funny now the guy cant make his bail and will prolly have to go to the pokey

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SilentSpic
09-18-2002, 01:37 PM
did not buy any hookers? What a dick.

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Recyclerz
09-18-2002, 03:15 PM
did not buy any hookers? <P>
Technically, hookers are only rented. <P>

You're only young once but you can be immature forever!

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Death Metal Moe
09-18-2002, 06:44 PM
Ummm, yea.

Corperate crime needs to stop. Hard working people have their entire retirement stolen, and the money is GONE. Even it found guilty, the courts will NEVER be able to give the stole money back to the people. What a sad bunch of stories.

NO comedy this post, sorry. I stink tonight. Maybe I should just sign off and call it a night.

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seagullbeagle
09-18-2002, 07:14 PM
moe, no comedy needed you're right too many sad stories of eighty year old people who have to work because their retirement was wasted on vodka spewing penises <P>

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Knowledged_one
09-18-2002, 07:22 PM
Blame the 8 year Clinton reign.
Where morals and ethics took a backseat to hummers and cigars

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seagullbeagle
09-18-2002, 07:31 PM
Where morals and ethics took a backseat to hummers and cigars I think that might have happened long before clinton <P>

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Recyclerz
09-18-2002, 07:41 PM
Where morals and ethics took a backseat to hummers and cigars <P>
You say that like its a bad thing, Immanuel Kant. ;-) <P>
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A.J.
09-18-2002, 07:44 PM
which included an ice sculpture of michealangelo's David, with a vodka-shootin' penis..


If it shot Bailey's that would be gay.

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Death Metal Moe
09-18-2002, 07:45 PM
YES! CLINTON BASHING!

WILL HE EVER JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY??

I HATE that prick!

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ADF
09-18-2002, 08:21 PM
which included an ice sculpture of michealangelo's David, with a vodka-shootin' penis..


I guess he'll have his assets frozen.

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TheMojoPin
09-18-2002, 08:23 PM
Shot in the mouth...screwdriver...so...much...sexual...slang.. .head...EXPLODING!!!

Clinton would be the coolest president to just hang out with and have a beer. Good for him.

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Patches
09-18-2002, 08:48 PM
wow the title led me to believe this was a fun light hearted thread, but I guess I can be serious now and then too.
It seems the only thing we have on our side to stop corporate crime and these scumbag rich bastards is intervention from our elected officials. Unfortunately for us, its the same elected officials that got into office with the scumbag rich bastards money. So basically to me, it seems that Bush will go after only the corporate criminals who donated to the Gore campaign.

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flavorsaver
09-19-2002, 12:22 PM
I work for a company that is owned by Tyco and while this dick-sipper is enjoying penis-produced vodka tonics, I'm wondering if my next paycheck will bounce! DAMMIT!!

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