worst pain?

[El Mudo]

i stoled this idea from aol, but who cares? i would say there's nothing worse or just plain annoying than a lower back muscle pull, cause it just stays around, sort of a very dull, persistent pain that doesnt go away

oh and never put on ben gay after youve been sweating..yikes!!

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punched in the nuts......

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Earache - I once had an ear infection right on my eardrum. I was actually crying in the doctor's waiting room because I was in so much pain.

Toothaches are bad too.

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[DrBob]

try passing a kidney stone. lower flank pain eventually radiating to your nutts. not fun. then comes the actual stone coming out of your urethra as the tears start to flow.

I, ah...I'm not much of a "word" person...

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[A.J.]

Getting kicked in the yambag.

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tooth ache requiring root canal.

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Anything where an object connects with a guys ball or balls.

And my friend pinched me like a mofo on my stomach today and that hurt REAL BAD.

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The pain After surgery, from the anestesia, intense gass pain plus the pain of the surgury

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[Jennitalia]

having your heart broken

labor (luckilly i dont know from experience

tookie cramps

dislocating your shoulder

charlie horses

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[TheKnicks23]

I have been going to the chiropractor lately because i have an out of line spine and when i have neck pain its the WORST PAIN IN THE WORLD!

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[Recyclerz]

Sure all those are bad but do you know how much it hurts to get your unit caught in your zipper, be unable to dislodge it, have a f'n angina attack because of the stress chemicals released into your bloodstream and then, as you're passing out, hit your head on the sink & split it open? Me neither. But I did have a hangnail once. That smarted! <P> <P>

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[TheGameHHH]

I've heard passing a stone is awful

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Having an ovarian cyst rupture.

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[ToddEVF]

neck/lower back/left knee combo

plus the bad shoulders too

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[Zipgun]

Ok, it's not a direct physical pain exactly, but the phrase "Honey...I'm late" sure can cause a feeling like being kicked in the nuts.

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[thegreekchic]

a paper cut while someone is pulling a piece of paper from yr hand....OUCH!

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[billyio]

A Migraine so bad,tears fall.

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[TheMojoPin]

Hyperextended limbs.

Setting a dislocated joint.

Constipation.

Passing a kidney stone.

Setting a broken nose, or rebreaking a nose so it heals properly.

Having the upper part of your ear torn off like paper.

Having a door slam just over your big toe, so it shears the big toenail right off like a pop-top.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Setting a dislocated joint.


Burn out.

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[Patches]

Billy Staples standup

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[Contra]

no no, worst is breaking your femur, the strongest bone in your body. first time i've seen a grown man cry, for 2 months.


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[HongKongPhooey]

I say dislocating a shoulder. I've done it and it didn't just hurt when it happened. I constantly worry about it even though it happened a year ago. It always feels like it's going to pop back out any second. And I can't put my arm in certain positions for too long while trying to sleep. It's a wretched feeling it is.

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[TheMojoPin]

Burn out.

Wha-?

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[AngelAmy]

well the worst pain i have ever had was when they tried to set my bones when i broke my leg

and to be corny as someone else said...heartbreak

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[Pootertoot]

Not to add, but to dispell a common myth: <P>
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[SuperClerk]

Back pain is the worst. I permanantly screwed up my back in a mosh pit at a Faith no More show in 1995. I was in the worst pain of my life the next day.

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Hey, two million Budweisers can't be wrong .. .

[hyperspace]

nipple clamps,clothes pins on the yambag, bullwhips, wooden paddles..ohh you said worst pain?

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[Meve]

a paper cut on the tip of ur dick... don't ask how it happened, long story

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[CreepyGyrl]

Well, I would have to say flopping down in a chair at full speed only to find out the chair is no longer behind you so you land smack dab on you tail bone!!! It happened to me and it hurt sooooo bad I almost puked. Then I had to sit in a movie theater that night ...OUCH!!!
To this day (2 months later) if I sit wrong it hurts!!

Also, walking into a couch at full force, barefoot, and drunk, thus jamming AND breaking your toe. Try pulling out your jammed toe... OUCH!!!

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This message was edited by CreepyGyrl on 9-19-02 @ 12:38 PM

[hyperspace]

you must have bruised a bone!

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[jestah]

blowing out your knee while running full speed



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drunk friends wack the top
of your beer bottle and chip
it, and you don't see them
do it, and them swigging full
force out of that bottle and
slice your upper and lower
lip AND your tongue.

THAT fucking sucked.

[CreepyGyrl]

you must have bruised a bone!
I think I totally did, I actually was considering getting one of the blow up cushion things for a little while.

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blowing out your knee while running full speed
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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 9-23-02 @ 1:47 AM

[hyperspace]

Creepy i hear that takes a few months to heal. no but bangin for a while.

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[Dr. Claw]

I had a compound fracture in my right wrist. The doc set the bone without giving me anything for the pain, just a nurse holding my legs down. I felt bad for the nurse cause once the doc started twisting my wrist I kicked her across the room into a wall. That was the worst pain i've ever felt.

[DroopyGirl]

I once ran through the living room, and slipped on something so I fell flat on my back.. couldn't breathe from the pain

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[SoccerMom]

Stepped on a nail
Kicked in the ribs by a horse
6 broken ribs and bronchitis
1 c-section
the epidural before the c-section
2 natural childbirths
gall stones
#1- the day O&A was cancelled(but the gallstones really sucked too)

[TheGameHHH]

Burning yourself with 350 degree oil hurts a little too.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Rev]

worst pain:

crying babies in a movie theatre?!?!
cant think of anything worse.

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[McHaggis]

i got attacked by bees and got stung 10 times a week ago. it still hurts goddam bees

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