Flying Toilets!!

[Coco]

Flying toilet hits moving car


Updated12.12.01, kl 17:15 (GMT +01:00), Aftenposten

A motorist on the small island of Sotra in west Norway got the shock of his life when a porcelain toilet came flying off the vehicle in front of him.

The loo was on its way to the local dump on the back of a trailer, but the load wasn't properly secured. The toilet bounced off the trailer and smashed into smithereens on the asphalt highway, causing considerable damage to the vehicle following behind. Bits of porcelain were everywhere, said a local sergeant.

Now, reports Radio Sotra, the irresponsible driver concerned is facing a hefty fine for breaching the rules of the road.

Aftenposten Interactive English Desk /NTB




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Looks like someone had a shitty day.

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[TheMojoPin]

There's one commute down the crapper.

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[Dr. Klahn]

This Comedy PyramidT is off to a good start, I wonder where it will go from here. <P>

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[El Mudo]

The loo was on its way to the local dump


someone please go pick up poor billy staples before he does something to hurt himself

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[Zipgun]

An oddball news story about toilets from Norway by Coco?

Hmmm...

Has anyone ever seen Coco and The Heckler in the same room?

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[Coco]

<i> An oddball news story about toilets from Norway..</i>

That is so funny. I notice it too - that me and Heckler are alike. We are not the same person though. (Sorry, Heckler, about the story coming from Norway - no offense.)

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The shit's really gonna hit the fan now.

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[TheMojoPin]

Man, talk about almost being smoked by a bowl...

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[seagullbeagle]

hey everyone has trouble "securing their load" one time or another

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[Patches]

The loo was on its way to the local dump on the back of a trailer, but the load wasn't properly secured.


Don't they mean the "POO" was on its wat to the local dump?

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[Contra]

must have smashed the "shit" outta that car


batosai the manslayer

[FelixDasGato]

The loo was on its way to the local dump on the back of a trailer, but the load wasn't properly secured.

Don't they even see the words they are typing!! AHhaha I can't take it

[TheMojoPin]

I've heard of "dropping a load", but this is ridiculous.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

man sharp pieces of
porcelin are a PAIN IN THE
ASS.... (as the pyramid
declines)


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A motorist on the small island of Sotra in west Norway got the shock of his life when a porcelain toilet came flying off the vehicle in front of him.


The poor guy was bowled over.

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[Pootertoot]

I thought this was about some other news story I'd seen about the lack of toilets in a forgettable impoverished country.

See, what they'd do is they'd crap in a plastic bag, then swing it around like a bolo and toss it onto the roof of a neighbor they didn't particularly like.

Hence, "Flying Toilets".

I'd hate to be the mexican that cleans out those gutters this fall.

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