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CancelMyOrder
09-18-2002, 09:44 AM
Yeah. Me.

Read here for a long time.

Decided to start talking.

Go ahead bash me.

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SilentSpic
09-18-2002, 09:45 AM
Welcome to the board fuckin newbi!

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Jennitalia
09-18-2002, 09:52 AM
eat my tookie!! :)

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AngelAmy
09-18-2002, 09:53 AM
why would we bash you if youve done nothing to bash

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Jackie Sloan
09-18-2002, 09:55 AM
BAM! welcome to the best board in da business

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09-18-2002, 09:58 AM
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DroopyGirl
09-18-2002, 10:00 AM
what?? You're f'in a newbie?!?!

oh wait.. nevermind

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CancelMyOrder
09-18-2002, 10:01 AM
I don't know, it seems like
the thing to do around here.

I'll eat that tookie baby!

Hawiian shirt craig
09-18-2002, 10:06 AM
okay you want it? youre
gonna get it. you are a shit
eating cock master. people
from boston?! dont get me
started. first of all you guys
dont even pronounce the
letter "r". you're from a city
that can't even digging a
hole! not only that but you
opened your self up for
assualt on the board of the
show with the best callers
in america... WHERE'S
JOBBER!?

so you mongoloid, slut
eyed, cum junkie, rusty
penny licking, baby raping
transexual nazi eskimo...

WELCOME and dont do
anything stupid, i think i like
you already....


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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Michael Fury
09-18-2002, 10:22 AM
CancelMyOrder: most promising rookie.





Hey, two million Budweisers can't be wrong .. .

Death Metal Moe
09-18-2002, 10:26 AM
Hey CancelMyOrder. You think you can try to diffuse the situation by ASKING for some tooling ahead of time?

No Dice.

We attack when WE want, not when YOU want.

So for now, It's great to have you!

But later...............

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TheMojoPin
09-18-2002, 10:38 AM
I'll diddle you after you pass out, don't worry.

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PanterA
09-18-2002, 10:40 AM
welcome to the board you fuckin newbie.

If you keep this style of posting up, you might give dmnjmoe a run for his most vulgar poster award.

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CancelMyOrder
09-18-2002, 10:59 AM
Holy shit.

I'm being bashed, shit on,
insulted, made fun of for the
way I talk AND DIDDLED?

Wow man. You know how
to make a guy feel at home.

hyperspace
09-18-2002, 11:14 AM
fuckin newbie i had a fuckin headache, took a tylenol and a condom!!

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Aggie
09-18-2002, 11:15 AM
Welcome...you better figure it out quick or we might vote you off :)

If you keep this style of posting up, you might give dmnjmoe a run for his most vulgar poster award

Uh oh, Moe is gonna be upset. He might give you a hug for that one.

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TheKnicks23
09-18-2002, 12:40 PM
Welcome to the board budday.

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RF Godfather
09-18-2002, 01:50 PM
CancelMyOrder, wanting a early beating?

Ballsy but... you're too green.

Welcome.

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Gangsta Casey
09-18-2002, 02:06 PM
Intresting move CancelMyOrder but I am not as bold..... I nearly shit myself the other day in the post "The end of billy" when SilentSpic called me "Newbie".

Making RonFez.Net that much more Gangsta.

Earth2RON
09-18-2002, 02:29 PM
welcome aboard CancelMyOrder you fukking newbie!

eat my tookie
im hurt, you are giving the tookie away for free:(

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fatty
09-18-2002, 02:36 PM
hey budday,
welcome to the board.

and if can only make you laugh just once, you have a horrible sense of humor cause i'm the money.

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ADF
09-18-2002, 03:05 PM
why would we bash you if youve done nothing to bash


I dunno, he did start off with an age, sex, location check. That's bashable.

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Heavy
09-18-2002, 03:21 PM
FNG walking through the ashaw (I know i spelled that wrong) with a half a canteen a water.

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Gvac
09-18-2002, 03:29 PM
Welcome aboard, and in case you didn't realize it, all the previous replies have been tongue in cheek.

There's no such thing as a "newbie" here, we're all equal. Enjoy yourself, post away, and you'll be one of the gang in no time.

Cheers!

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DarkHippie
09-18-2002, 03:37 PM
I fart in your general direction! your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

now run away or i shall be forced to taunt you again!

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Zipgun
09-18-2002, 03:52 PM
Welcome aboard, and in case you didn't realize it, all the previous replies have been tongue in cheek.

There's no such thing as a "newbie" here, we're all equal. Enjoy yourself, post away, and you'll be one of the gang in no time.

Cheers!



Now THAT was just uncalled for.

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CancelMyOrder
09-18-2002, 06:31 PM
You guys rock.

Thanks for making a brother
laugh.

Aggie
09-18-2002, 06:45 PM
you're welcome :)

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Death Metal Moe
09-18-2002, 07:36 PM
Run for my money?

Simple Vulgarity does not a Champion make!

You must use vulgarity, of course, but there's SO MUCH MORE! You need a general Douceh air about you. And then, there's the BLACK EVIL THAT POURS FROM YOUR SOUL!!! The WHITE HOT RAGE THAT BURNS your fragile mind! Hate ROTS away in your heart, as the pain of living slowly chips away at your piece by piece. And then, D E A T H!!!!!!!!! And not a moment to soon!

Got that? Anyway, EVIL hugs to our newest member.

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Hawiian shirt craig
09-18-2002, 07:49 PM
Simple Vulgarity
does not a Champion
make!


and poor grammar doesn't
make a jedi master... yoda
want to be!!!!!


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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ADF
09-18-2002, 08:51 PM
and poor grammar doesn't
make a jedi master... yoda
want to be!!!!!


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TheMojoPin
09-18-2002, 09:07 PM
Wait...Craig is BLACK?!?

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PanterA
09-18-2002, 09:45 PM
HSC has a handle and a spout?

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TheGameHHH
09-18-2002, 09:49 PM
I'm so high right now

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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