Greatest invention ever?

[HongKongPhooey]

I say the remote controlled whoopi cushion. Followed closely by Goldfish snack-crackers.

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie. Or are you gonna bite?

[SilentSpic]

porn video's
WoW
guns


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</center>

[fatty]

air conditioning.
there's nothing better

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Aggie is the money!

[flavorsaver]

tricoh-mesh band aids

oh, and Snapple

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Brought to you courtesy of Aggie-SilentSP Productions

[Gvac]

I'm with Fatty. The rocket ship, the computer, the telephone...they all pale in comparison to the mighty A/C.

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Another Rooster Masterpiece

[TheGameHHH]

Those little mini hot dogs that are served as appitizers at fancy dinner parties.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Thanks Fallon for the sig!
Co-Founder of the OddJob Fan Club

[ChickenHawk]

Sushi and all forms of birth
control.


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"I have to return some
videotapes..." -Patrick
Bateman

[Gwen]

I would like to second sushi and Air Conditioners, and add my personal favorite:
The back scratcher. Ahhh sweet bliss!

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[A.J.]

air conditioning.
there's nothing better


I'll modify that to say refrigeration.

A/C keeps me cool while refrigeration keeps my food fresh and my beer cold.

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[Poma]

a nice rack!

[SilentSpic]

r&f.net

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[JustJon]

Azrael: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.



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[DC Reed]

contraceptives.......

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Courtesy of Aggie Prodcutions...Hosted by the best damn Spic on the board..silentspic...thanks guys

[furie]

- the pill
- atari, and all later game systems

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</a></marquee>

<marquee>Faith is believing what you know isn't true" Arthur C. Clarke
</marquee>

[flavorsaver]

r&f.net



I'm all up wit the SilentSP!

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Brought to you courtesy of Aggie-SilentSP Productions

[hyperspace]

i'd have to go with Pandoras Box on 6th!

"HEY, alright one tine djou gotta tell me thats it..one tine"

[Dr. Klahn]

Beer

~~~~~~~~~~~<br>We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge out spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. You have out gratitude<br><br>Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes. <br><br> Canada...Get the TABLES!!!

[Doogie]

Toilet paper...discussion ended

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LOOK WHOS BACK....
"We got rock stars in the white house and all our pop stars look like porn"-Sheryl Crow, "Steve McQueen"

[Hawiian shirt craig]

I AM THE BEST INVENTION
EVER!~!!~!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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HSC.gif">

San Diego Chargers: 2-0

[TheKnicks23]

Computer/Internet and the t.v.

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<font face="comic sans ms" color="#3300ff">SmackDown! Fan Since Day 1</font>
<font face="comic sans ms" color="#ff0000">Mario Fan Since Day 1</font>

[ChickenHawk]

Three people including me
have responded with some
sort of birth control. That
and air conditioning seem
to be showing up a lot. You
know what that tells me?
That tells me...
...
...
... The people on this
board LOVE COLD
PROTECTED SEX.


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"I have to return some
videotapes..." -Patrick
Bateman

[yarpwizard]

video games...Cya

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A mind is a terrible thing to dyworf.

[HongKongPhooey]

The other thing I thought was so amazing were those little bird things that you could balance on anything.

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie. Or are you gonna bite?

[irishkb]

ok so A.C is huge.....
then refigeration...
to fill a stero type--alcohol
the car..

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another kb original...


"IM"-mick0306

[jamesdiggy]

God

[Knowledged_one]

Glass Graffix, with a new slide, fresh lighter and some kb

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Got Spurrier
Redskins 1-0
Thanks Aggie for the Pic and SilentSpic for the sig host

[TheMojoPin]

Underwear. Of all kinds.

Indoor plumbing.

Refrigerators.

Toilet paper.

Iamgine living without these. Yikes.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[PamR&Ffan]

cars, airplanes....and that plastic bird that keeps dipping into the glass of water.

[DreamWeaver]

the vibrator

http://members.aol.com/msgina754/images/rfpic1pantera.jpg

[DarkHippie]

agriculture

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<marquee>Who is DarkHippie? "You look like an Amish child molester"-- Jim Norton. "Watch out for this one. Someday he's gonna snap and kill you all."-- Rich Vos </marquee>
<i>LABELS ARE FOR PRODUCTS, NOT PEOPLE!
</i><a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

[Michael Fury]

the T.V. remote




Hey, two million Budweisers can't be wrong .. .

[Aggie]

Glass Graffix, with a new slide, fresh lighter and some kb
a man after my own heart :)

dreamweaver, i was going to say that too

definitley a/c here in texas...i'd die without it. and cell phones


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I Get High, high, high, high Everyday
I Get High, high, high, high Everynight
I Get High, high, high, high All the time

[NewYorkDragons80]

I think Isaac Newton's invention of gravity has the most impact on our everyday lives.

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[SilentSpic]

Breast Augmentation but I still love natural breasts.

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[CovDiesel]

Calamari

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[El Mudo]

Aggie



ah...ahh...ahhh...HAKUSHI!!
Washington Caps and Oakland Raiders fan since Day 1!!
"This ain't the summer of Brock...this is all year Angle!"

[TheMojoPin]

Your mom's box.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[blakjeezis]

Assuming it has been invented, and even if it hasn't and is yet to be invented, The Greatest Invention of All Time is/will be the fridge hat.

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<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

[Aggie]

Aggie

:) :)

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~Hey Ma What' up Let's slide all right all right~And we gon'
get it on tonight~You smoke I smoke I drink me too well good~
Cuz we gon' get high tonight~

[Jobberific]

Cable TV, the microwave oven, those little half shirts chicks wear that show off the belly, the automobile, strike anywhere matches, sliced bread.

"DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE FOR OUR PLEASURE!!!"

[more cowbells]

GWEN you beat me to it!! I was going to say the back scratcher! oh well...I guess I gotta say porn & pizza....

a BIG TIME hater of Don and Mike.

[more cowbells]

Goddam, how did this slip my mind....THE THONG! God bless the invention of the thong and low-rise jeans and miniskirts and...I'm getting carried away; the THONG.

a BIG TIME hater of Don and Mike.

[SuperClerk]

-Pocket Simon
-Colorforms
-Shrinkydinks
-Mini-Rubber band guns
-Silly String
-Pogo-Ball


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Thanks to Toddevf for sig pic

[Rev]

Indoor Plumbing!
i'd say that tops t.p. even.
think about it, use a leaf if need be, but forget walking outside in the cold to drop a deuce!

::rimshot::

xoxoxo,
Rev
-Into Darkness

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[Jennitalia]

tampons/maxi pads


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[fiestygal]

LOVE

Friendship

hoola-hoop

WoW

nail polish

SHOES!!- sexy ones of course..grr baby

i have to agree with the RF.NET comment

candles

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[PamR&Ffan]

A/C, birth control....in a car! Automobile has to be there somewhere..or backseat of a car....a car with a/c is best <P> <P>

[Col.Kurtz]

The 15,000lb Diasy Cutter bomb, and Half Pops.

drop the bomb, exterminate them all.

This message was edited by Col.Kurtz on 9-24-02 @ 5:06 PM