The Pro

[brodieman]

has anyone seen this comic book? from what i hear the premiss is a hooker hired to give superman (or maybe his mild mannered alter ego clark kent) a hummer, swallows his load and gets super powers.

"he'd shoot his load like a shotgun through her back"-brodie, mallrats

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[DarkHippie]

that could be the best premise I've ever heard! It's the Big Kahuna on "Premise Beach!"

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[Sheeplovr]

super sperm woudl kill her even if she just drank it

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[FelixDasGato]

In the article I read, it said it's about a down-and-out girl who gets superpowers and how she deals with the superheros (I don't think they are the real heros of DC/Marvel) around her. What it did say about the superhummer, was that at the point of climax he pulls away, blows his load and takes the wing off a passing plane. I gotta check this out. <P>

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[Tall_James]

I've got the comic book and it is hilarious. Aliens give a hooker super powers and have a "Justice League" type of group try to train her...with hilarious results! Yes, she gives the "Superman" character a BJ and when he climaxes - it goes about 3 miles and knocks the wing off an airplane. Also, she uses her superspeed to give thousands of BJ's in one night to make a fortune.

A must read.

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[Pootertoot]

type of group try to train her...with hilarious results


The proper terminology is "...and hilarity ensues!"

This is like the old Atari games with the pixelated cock...sure, you get a laugh out of it, but then depression sets in soon afterward, with only your parody comic book to sop up your tears...and your jizz.

That being said, it's slightly better than the Atari in that respect as sopping up your jizz with it often led to electrocution.

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[Tall_James]

The proper terminology is "...and hilarity ensues!"
That's what I get for trying to build the "Comedy Rhombus".

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[DarkHippie]

it goes about 3 miles and knocks the wing off an airplane
the money shot heard round the world?

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[JustJon]

sounds like it was ripped off from a story from last year's Powers storyline.

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[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, Jon's right, sounds like "Powers" did it better. And then Bendis went ahead and threw some superhero sex into the new Marvel comic "Alias". What a perv.

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[JustJon]

Bendis is a mad genius. I read all his shit right now. His Spiderman rocks, can't wait to see the cartoon on MTV.

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[TheMojoPin]

Bendis is about the best out there...great sense of humor, writes everything like it's a movie, and his dialogue flows like it's an actual conversation. It was just nice to see a fantastic American writer again, after pretty much nothing but Ennis, Moore, Warren Ellis, Neil Gaiman and Grant Morrison for me for years and years.

Ed Brubaker's great. Greg Rucka is brilliant. Brian Azzarello is nutso good.

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[Jobberific]

Yeah, The Pro definitley is worth a read, very funny. And you guys are right, Bendis rocks. I love "Powers", and When he started "Sam & Twitch"
Somebody also mentioned Greg Rucka and I must concur. "Queen and Country" is a great spy book and he is writing some of the best Batman work in a long time for "Detective Comics"

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[hyperspace]

theres one girl i wouldn't want to get to freaky with!

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