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Sheeplovr
09-15-2002, 06:52 PM
Hoola hoops were made by martians you knwo how i belive this to be true cause all mars has is looking out into space and whats in sapce lots of hoops so what i propose is that alense came to earth and Created hoolahoops to fund tv shows like will and grace
I do belive there are fact to prove this


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Death Metal Moe
09-15-2002, 06:55 PM
You don't say.

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SnoopDizog
09-15-2002, 07:29 PM
This is what you call a brain fart people.

ADF
09-15-2002, 07:57 PM
I thought they were cock rings for giants from the fifth dimension. That makes more sense.

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09-15-2002, 07:58 PM
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HordeKing1
09-15-2002, 07:59 PM
AL DUKES FAN - I would have thought so too, but current physics theorizes that all dimensions (besides space) aside from the 3 that we readily perceived were "compactified" to immeasurably small levels in the first few billionths of a second after the big bang.

We don't see these dimensions because they're too small to see. We can however, observe their effects. Some believe that the electromagnetic spectrum is the output of an unseen dimension.

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PanterA
09-15-2002, 08:40 PM
So wait, Sheepy you have to explain...Will and Grace is that a show funded by Aliens or are the actors Aliens?

And if it's funded by Aliens, what is the purpose of it?

Are they using mind control tactics to the gay communitie? Or are all aliens gay? Which would explain the anal probes.

Plus, what do you think the meaning is in having those beads inside the hoolahoop? Are those alien eggs?

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TheMojoPin
09-15-2002, 09:24 PM
Plus, what do you think the meaning is in having those beads inside the hoolahoop?

It's sand. To enhance the pleasure of the experience.

"Y'know...for kids!"

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ChickenHawk
09-16-2002, 09:18 AM
...oh yeah?


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ADF
09-16-2002, 09:31 AM
...oh yeah?


Possibly the most pointless post ever. Clearly, his mind has been taken over by aliens with giant johnsons from the second dimension.

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Jennitalia
09-16-2002, 09:37 AM
I thought they were cock rings for giants from the fifth dimension. That makes more sense.



or a cockring for earth2ron and his humongous penis

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Sheeplovr
09-16-2002, 10:28 AM
Pantera is a man of sceince i can repect him always

So wait, Sheepy you have to explain...Will and Grace is that a show funded by Aliens or are the actors Aliens?

And if it's funded by Aliens, what is the purpose of it?

Are they using mind control tactics to the gay communitie? Or are all aliens gay? Which would explain the anal probes.

Plus, what do you think the meaning is in having those beads inside the hoolahoop? Are those alien eggs?



The show is funded by aliens to dumb down American wemon so that they can take them over in inpregnat them

there tastics are also for the gay comunity cause well its easey to put a Anal probe in a glass then it is a straw


Yes i belive they are eggs but freezdreid but they failed the plot was ot make the eggs hatch while kids had them and then the eggs would slowly take over the family but sadly the aleins messed up on some number a 2 was supoed to be oger Yx and it was all screwed up


and this is not a brain fart you know why i dont know what a brian fart is it was what i was wondering about all day


pluss why adf atack when u really want ot love




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ADF
09-16-2002, 11:07 AM
pluss why adf atack when u really want ot love


No, no. I meant ChickenHawk's post was pointless. Your posts always contain the utmost merit.

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SnoopDizog
09-16-2002, 11:29 AM
and this is not a brain fart you know why i dont know what a brian fart is it was what i was wondering about all day
A brain Fart is a useless thought that comes into a persons mind, AKA message Board Spam. Maybe its that fact that O and A are no longer and you have nowhere to send your AMAZING instant feedbacks. Sorry I dont mean to pick on ya Sheepie, your a funny guy

sunndoggy8
09-16-2002, 01:51 PM
If hoola hoops were made my aliens, then where did jungle gyms come from?

I mean, who really enjoyed playing on the jungle gym?

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flavorsaver
09-16-2002, 02:19 PM
Actually, it was Norville Barnes.


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Tall_James
09-16-2002, 06:02 PM
I thought they were cock rings for giants from the fifth dimension.
Sheepy - you know too much. I have to silence you before you let more of our 5th Dimension info out. If you are curious about our other plans, refer to our hit singles "Age of Aquarius" and "Would You Like To Fly In My Beautiful Balloon".

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EffMeBoobs
09-16-2002, 06:07 PM
mean, who really enjoyed
playing on the jungle gym?


Monkeys.

Sheepy is going to win the next
Nobel prize. Aliens doing the
hoolahoop dance without their
hips (not that they had hips
anyway). The hoolahoop just
levitates around them. So cool.


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Sheeplovr
09-16-2002, 08:15 PM
5th Dimension

didnt they sing the song from hair?

Age of Aquarious

and hmmm happens to be my B-day lies between the right time to make me

Aquarious soooooooo think about that one

If hoola hoops were made my aliens, then where did jungle gyms come from?


Africa

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Tall_James
09-17-2002, 04:34 AM
Africa
So that's what that Toto song from the '80s was all about.

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Pootertoot
09-17-2002, 08:07 AM
Everyone knows Tim Robbins invented the hula hoop. The mother hudsucker.

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fatty
09-17-2002, 10:03 AM
Everyone knows Tim Robbins invented the hula hoop. The mother hudsucker.


frankly i didnt think there was going to be this much hoop-la over this thread.

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Sheeplovr
09-17-2002, 10:06 AM
Everyone knows Tim Robbins invented the hula hoop. The mother hudsucker


and you think the coen brothers are from earth???



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TheMojoPin
09-17-2002, 03:12 PM
and you think the coen brothers are from earth???

Plus, Raimi's from another dimension...

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PanterA
09-17-2002, 04:00 PM
Yes i belive they are eggs but freezdreid but they failed the plot was ot make the eggs hatch while kids had them and then the eggs would slowly take over the family but sadly the aleins messed up on some number a 2 was supoed to be oger Yx and it was all screwed upTHOSE STUPID FUCKIN ALIENS!!!

Everyone knows 2 is supposed to be over Yx when they're reconfibulating the magnifications of deep frozen embro lifeform. GEEZ!!!! Did they not watch Star Trek episode 13 season 6 where Spock had to redesign the hypotenous of the embro consolvent of the 3rd dimension, which in turn brought life to the Ambreanous plant in Farganom galaxy!!!!!!!

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Zipgun
09-17-2002, 04:10 PM
Did they not watch Star Trek episode 13 season 6


What's really sad is, that joke was totally ruined for me since I know that there were actually only three seasons of the original Star Trek series.

So many things would be funnier to me if I wasn't such a geek.

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Sheeplovr
09-17-2002, 07:37 PM
What's really sad is, that joke was totally ruined for me since I know that there were actually only three seasons of the original Star Trek series.

So many things would be funnier to me if I wasn't such a geek.




it was ruined for me to if only he said the next gen


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Pootertoot
09-19-2002, 08:24 AM
Was this before or after they fucked the monkeys?

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Sheeplovr
09-19-2002, 10:08 AM
I dont think the aliens from mars are the ones that F'ed the monkeys

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jestah
09-19-2002, 10:20 AM
It could have been the one named Jim f'ed the monkeys which would explain the name of the playground toy spoken of earlier.



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Col.Kurtz
09-19-2002, 11:25 AM
Are you sure we're not alking about illegal aliens. I'm sure they make alot of hoolahoops.

drop the bomb, exterminate them all.

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Pootertoot
09-19-2002, 01:53 PM
You can say the word "fuck" as much as you want. You both have my permission.

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