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hyperspace

09-15-2002, 03:42 PM

remember? i thought i was gonna poke someone in the eye! damn perfume!

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TheKnicks23

09-15-2002, 03:56 PM

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH what a great thread. The worst is in PE where you have uniforms and can't hide it. PLus the good ole morning wood.

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cozmokramer

09-15-2002, 04:04 PM

This thread is too f'n halarious! I've got the pocket technique down - but it sucked last year when some girl saw me and said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?".

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Ryan the Great

09-15-2002, 04:17 PM

wow, i thought i was the only one. its worse when the hot chick across from you who is wearing a short skirt, its like a magnet for my eyes they cant help but try to get a peek. I usually just rest a text book or binder across my lap in an attempt to hide it, then i think of someone really unattractive naked until it goes away. in gym class i just fake a stomach ache.

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DC Reed

09-15-2002, 04:29 PM

a health video we watched it was awful, thier at class pictures and the target of the movie says "and there i was sitting next to shelly, when suddenly an erection"

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Contra

09-15-2002, 06:33 PM

yeah i used to use the pocket adjust too. if someone saw me i'd just be like "what you want i gotta fix something"

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ShelleBink

09-15-2002, 06:47 PM

"and there i was sitting next to shelly, when suddenly an erection"

yeah, those were the fonder moments of high school... i think i caused the boys in the entire freshman class to reach puberty with my lil black dress and knee high lace up boots.... memories :)

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Sheeplovr

09-15-2002, 06:58 PM

damn perfume!

what does perfume have to do with it?

i hate it when a girl molests you at lunch then the lunch bell rings so you have to walk from the cafeiteria to class with your book bag in front of you

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Death Metal Moe

09-15-2002, 07:03 PM

I had boners in clas, but nothin' gets the ol' Tent Pole up like that morning Bus Ride.

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A.J.

09-15-2002, 07:52 PM

Thank God for Trapper Keepers to cover the shame.

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TheKnicks23

09-15-2002, 10:24 PM

I usually just rest a text book or binder across my lap in an attempt to hide it,

I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THAT. I really hate when you're talking to some girl that you never do and you feel lukcy and you've got a woody. One day i just siad fuck it and walked around with a tower in my pants and i can tell everyone noticed.

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ToddEVF

09-15-2002, 10:28 PM

worst of all is when you pass out in class and wake up with the erection. . . definately embarrassing when you have to walk to another class through crowded hallways

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TheKnicks23

09-15-2002, 10:37 PM

worst of all is when you pass out in class and wake up with the erection. . . definately embarrassing when you have to walk to another class through crowded hallways

When i fall asleep for being up till 3 because of this board or ron and fez i'll be walkling in the hall way and bump into some girl when i have a boner and i give em a little wink. Tellin em what they're missin and if they're boyfriend bumps like that.

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cozmokramer

09-15-2002, 10:48 PM

walked around with a tower in my pants

Let's not exxagerate now. You might want to change that to a shack instead of a tower.

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hyperspace

09-16-2002, 09:38 AM

sheepy i am very aroma sensitive.

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Jennitalia

09-16-2002, 09:42 AM

in 6th grade my friends and i were very preoccupied with boners. we were on constant boner alert in class, and even made up a stupid little boner walk.
12 year old boners were soooo adorable!
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HongKongPhooey

09-16-2002, 09:49 AM

I used to put my hand under my shirt and pretend I was scratching my stomach. The whole time I was adjusting with my little finger. After I got it in the right position I would adjust my belt tighter and clamp it down before the bell rang. Worked like a charm.

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DarkHippie

09-16-2002, 12:37 PM

i'd always just try to aim the lil guy up, so when I'd get a boner, it'd go up instead of out and it'd be easier to hide

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ADF

09-16-2002, 03:14 PM

Darn, I thought this thread was about Boner from Growing Pains going back to college after he got out of the military.

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12-02-2009, 05:26 PM

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GregoryJoseph

12-02-2009, 05:27 PM

I still get them...:unsure:

mikeyboy

12-02-2009, 05:29 PM

I still get them...:unsure:

You're still in school?

weekapaugjz

12-02-2009, 05:30 PM

You're still in school?

just remembering his good old days gazing over at johnny guiffrida.

yojimbo7248

12-02-2009, 05:31 PM

I still get them...:unsure:

you mean at the local grade school playground?

GregoryJoseph

12-02-2009, 05:31 PM

you mean at the local grade school playground?

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