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09-14-2002, 01:09 PM

When was the first time you saw or found out how to have sex? When people use to say sleeping together I thought If a man and a women slept in the same bed they would make a baby. I think I was six and saw my first porn.

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TheKnicks23

09-14-2002, 02:30 PM

I was watching scrambled porn with my cousin when i was 5 and i asked him why the people were screaming so much and he responded with "it probably hurt to get a dick shoved in you" then i got the point.

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09-15-2002, 04:18 AM

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MrPink

08-29-2005, 11:13 AM

I used to think that babies were made by peeing on each other. Anyway, I first learned about sex when I was about 10 and I read about it in some graphic medical book.

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walking joint

08-29-2005, 11:15 AM

i'm not sure when i first learned about it.  i do remember any time I saw a boob or vagina on TV I would just start laughing. it really made my older sisters feel comfortable.

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ChickenHawk

08-29-2005, 11:25 AM

I'm still not sure what it means.

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08-29-2005, 11:32 AM

quote: I used to think that babies were made by peeing on each other.  "It's not?"<img src="http://s2.imagesubmit.com/norton.bmp" border="0" />

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WhistlePig

08-29-2005, 11:35 AM

My parents had millions of paperbacks and I found some great Henry Miller and Nancy Friday books when I was around 10. It took me a few years to figure out what the big words like "fellatio" and "cunnilingus" meant, but I understood the other stuff. I couldn't figure out why anyone would want to have sex with a dog, though!

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Jennitalia

08-29-2005, 12:16 PM

Everything I learned about sex I learned from Judy Blume books. Although at the time, I didn't really understand that "finding that warm special place with the wash cloth" was masturbation.One of my first introductions was one day in 5th grade, as I was walking home from the bus stop and came across a magazine. I opened it up, to find pictures of this girl doing things with a horse. I obviously had to bring it in to school to show everyone, and the perv gym teacher (he used to make the boys run in their underwear if they didn't bring a change of clothes to gym class) somehow found out about and it gave me the third degree as to where I found it. I never got in trouble for it; I think he kept it for himself. In sixth grade we got a hold of a sex book. The illustrations were of these machine-type things. the "male" machine had a spring as a penis, and the "female" machine had an open hole, and it showed how they both fit together.

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08-29-2005, 12:34 PM

A friend told me about the birds and the bees when I was six.I didn't believe him until his older sister backed him up.

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Mike Teacher

08-29-2005, 02:09 PM

"it probably hurt to get a dick shoved in you" then i got the point. =Some jokes just write themselves; my work is done here.

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ADF

08-29-2005, 07:47 PM

quote:Hello Sexy, whatcha knowin'
I come to watch your showers golden
Oh, ain't you got no time for me
Cooch 'n cooch cooch, feelin' pervy

<img border="0" src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adf4.gif" /> Man, that was good stuff.  Why don't I write anything like that anymore? I
learned about sex from some book my parents bought me.  My dad
would tell me, in graphic detail,  about how to get a girl
pregnant. He also told me that "when a girl says she's on the pill, she
may be taking vitamins.  ALWAYS use a condom." 


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FUNKMAN

08-29-2005, 08:06 PM

don't remember mom or dad talking to me about it. had 3 older brothers so i probably heard them talking about it once in a while. i remember when i was in 7th grade i was at a candy store playing pinball and got a girl from 8th grade to go down to the park. it was dark and it was cold and we made out and i wound up kissing her bare chest and convinced her to to let me put my hand in her pants. the thing is once i felt pubic hair i got nervous and pulled my hand out and thought i actually touched her vagina... 

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A.J.

08-30-2005, 12:05 AM

From pamphlets in the doctor's office and the "My Mom's Having A Baby" After School Special.

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curtoid

08-30-2005, 11:16 AM

In first grade I walked in on my folks doing it, and in 2nd grade I asked the "where do babies come from? question, and being very concerned by the reply.  In 3rd grade I first heard the word and definition for the word "fuck," but I still didn't quite grasp what it all meant - the vagina concept was still too odd. Then in 4th grade I stumbled on my Dad's stash of Penthouse magazines (I became a very popular kid back then), and then in 5th grade any random pieces were finally put together in the official sex ed class - although I did get ill when the talk turned to the period. Still do, actually - filty, nasty girls!6th - 7th grades were the time of pornography - first discovering my dad's Swedish 8mm film with a guy who had a cock so big I was sure it was fake, and then the mother-load of betamax porn hidden in the liquor cabinat. Silly, father...!  Actually, anyone who has seen "Freaks and Geeks" and the episode where they show the porn, that was SO DAMN CLOSE to what happened the first time we watched it. Very eerie. (Love that show)quote: Everything I learned about sex I learned from Judy Blume books.  Also in 7th grade, this one girl kept trying to get reactions from me by reading stuff from the dirty Jude Blume books. "Michael came, and then there was wetness..." Girls are so mean. 

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Jennitalia

08-30-2005, 11:36 AM

quote: quote:   Everything I learned about sex I learned from Judy Blume books.  Also in 7th grade, this one girl kept trying to get reactions from me by reading stuff from the dirty Jude Blume books. "Michael came, and then there was wetness..." Girls are so mean. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/surf.jpg" border="0" />  Ooooo!  That was Forever.   The first sexual book I ever read.  Great read, even though Michael had a name for his dick:  Ralph.  Yech. <img src="http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jennitalia23">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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XMRonFez

08-30-2005, 11:49 AM

When I was really young, I think it was when I saw "Porky's" for the first time... 

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08-30-2005, 01:43 PM

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curtoid

08-30-2005, 02:10 PM

<blockquote style="">quote: Ooooo!  That was Forever.   The first sexual book I ever read.  Great read, even though Michael had a name for his dick:  Ralph.  Yech.<div> </div>[/quote]You didn't go to Mark Twain Middle School did you? 

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Mars24

08-30-2005, 02:23 PM

My parents kept sex hidden from me pretty much until I was 13, I thought back then that the vagina was the pubic hair, imagine my surprise when I say my first porno at 15 and found out that there was all this other stuff underneath the hair.

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kevcala

08-30-2005, 02:45 PM

At some family party at the nights of columbus. . I was young. . I
don't rememebr how young, but there was this kid there a little older
than me and he had just seen the movie Carrie. He was going on
and on about it but he kept telling me I was too young to understand
it, so I finally badgered him enough and he told me about the movie
. . at the same time explaining how a girl "gets her egg". I
was supprised when I lost my virginity and there weren't other girls
around throwing tampoons yelling,"Plug it up! Plug it up!" EDIT:
That was the crude introduction . . the real answers came when I had to
do a school report on a bugs life cycle (egg . .pupae. . larvae . .
adult). I have an older sister and i knew she had these books called
the "The Life Cycle" on her desk.  It was a 4 part series on
sexuality and puberty.  I remember asking my mom if I could look
at my sister's books for a report on bugs, thinking my sister had a
four part collection on her desk about the life cycle of bugs. 
She said sure.  I think she saw it as an easy way for me to find
out about it, without ever having to confront me. 

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08-30-2005, 05:47 PM

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08-30-2005, 08:01 PM

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FUNKMAN

08-30-2005, 08:04 PM

i just remembered as a youg lad trying to stay up late to catch Monty Python and hopefully a picture of a breast or two... you could catch one every once in a while

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09-02-2005, 01:46 PM

I remember asking my mom if I could look at my sister's books for a report on bugs, thinking my sister had a four part collection on her desk about the life cycle of bugs.  She said sure.  I think she saw it as an easy way for me to find out about it, without ever having to confront me. Oldest excuse in the book!!!!

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