Amazing Scientific Discovery!

[Gvac]

Oldest Known Penis Is 100 Million Years Old
(Fri Sep 13,11:45 AM ET)

LEICESTER, England (Reuters) - Sex was first recognized in the fossil records more than 500 million years ago and the oldest known penis is about 100 million years old, a conference heard on Friday.

It belongs to an ostracod, an early crustacean related to crabs, shrimps and water fleas, and was found in a fossil sample unearthed in Brazil.

"To my knowledge it is the oldest penis. I don't know of any older," Professor David Siveter, of the University of Leicester, told the British Association science conference.

In fact the ostracod fossil had not one penis but two.


And you guys thought I was old.

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[brooklynborn]

ummmm ok <P>

[DC Reed]

Gvac...........what did Jeff Say about posting full articles?????????

You law breaker you.

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[ADF]

I hear that this ostracod was shunned by his fishy peers because of his two penises. In other words, the ostracod was ostracized.

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[TheMojoPin]

In other words, the ostracod was ostracized.

HIT HIM WITH STICKS!!!

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Oldest Known Penis Is 100 Million Years Old (Fri Sep 13,11:45 AM ET)


So Heckler, whats it feel like to make the news?

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[TheKnicks23]

That thing must be pretty shrivled up.

In fact the ostracod fossil had not one penis but two.

I don't understand how thats possible...

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And you guys thought I was old. But you are Arent you?:) <P>

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[HordeKing1]

Fosilized penis, eh? So I guess you could say that 100 million years later it was rock hard.

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[Death Metal Moe]

2 cocks? Did it have 4 balls?

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[Jennitalia]

Fosilized penis, eh? So I guess you could say that 100 million years later it was rock hard.




i'm going to have to get me one of these...

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