Astronaut Says He Hit Man in Self Defense

[Fallon]

<b>Astronaut Aldrin Says He Hit Man in Self Defense

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (Reuters)</b> - Apollo 11 astronaut Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin offered a spirited defense Wednesday as to why he decked a pushy filmmaker who wanted him to swear on a Bible that he really did go to the moon -- self defense.

"The man had him up against a wall and was not letting him pass. All Buzz was doing was trying to get away from him. On the videotape of the incident, you can hear Buzz asking for police to be called," his lawyer, Robert O'Brien, told Reuters in an interview.

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I saw video of it during Craig Kilborn (Conan was at a commercial), it was pretty funny.

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YOU SHOW'EM BUZZ! Im with ya buddy, I dont beleive those stupid TV shows that say no man has ever been to the Moon.

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[Tall_James]

Buzz is an Old School Bad Ass! Good for him!

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[Captain Rooster]

I heard that buzz then dropped his pants and shat on the man's chest. It was quite the eclamation point to put on the whole scene. Nice touch Buzz;)

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[mike531]

buzz slept with john glenn on the moon

[jestah]

If you were this 37 year old who just got punched in the face by a 72 year old...would you ever leave the house again?



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media people are scumbags. aldrin should have crippled him.

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He's just pissed because he's been living a lie for 40 years.

The truth hurts.

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Anybody who's ever been to space should be immune from all laws.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, he hasn't been to Space.

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[Doogie]

Heres to those who say that there was no men on the moon

An object recently detected in a chaotic Earth orbit is possibly a section from one the largest rockets ever built, a NASA monster taller than a football field that carried men to the moon, scientists said.

"Immediately led astronomers to suspect the object is actually a spacecraft or rocket body".
"could not be associated with any recent launch."

Dubbed J002E3, the enigma could be the third-stage of a Saturn V rocket, which took Apollo astronauts to the moon from 1969 to 1972, Chodas said.

Circumstantial evidence, including reflective brightness, suggests that the object came from the Apollo 12 mission, which flew to the moon in November 1969.


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An object recently detected in a chaotic Earth orbit is possibly a section from one the largest rockets ever built, a NASA monster taller than a football field that carried men to the moon, scientists said.

Well, jeepers, that just makes me feel SWELL. Now excuse me, I have to go die when a flaming ton of metal lands on my head.

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[Death Metal Moe]

So? What does that prove? There's a rocket up there, and THEY tell us it's from a mission to the moon they've been lying about for years?

I never said they didn't TRY, but I AM saying that with all the evidence I've heard recently, they didn't make it there.

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[Contra]

to sum up...who gives a shit? putting a man on the moon serves no purpose whatsoever! it was just the USA in a dick mesuring contest with Russia. putting a man on the moon does absolutely nothing. now if we colonized the moon, that'd be a different story...

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