SuperClerk
09-10-2002, 08:29 PM
The main angle on this Thursday's episode of WWE Smackdown will be the "commitment ceremony" between Billy (Gunn) and Chuck (Palumbo). The crowd reaction was mixed, but there was no anti-gay chants during the proceedings.
Earlier in the show, Rico had talked Stephanie McMahon into being a witness for the ceremony.
Three black female singers sang "It's raining Men". An elderly Justice of the Peace officiated the ceremony. The man looked old enough to be Mae Young's father, and his hands shook throughout the segment.
The team said a few words before the ceremony. Chuck said that Billy was a great tag team partner who had captured his heart. Billy laughed and said "Damn, that was corny! That's what makes you so special." They played a musical montage of Billy and Chuck on the Titantron called "Our Love Story" featuring Billy and Chuck's most homoerotic clips.
The ceremony began. When the Justice said "Speak now or forever hold your peace," the Godfather came out with his hos to a huge reaction. Godfather asked Billy if he still "had pimp in him". He then reminded Chuck that he was once a skirt chaser, then remembered aloud that Chuck always liked the "heftier ladies". "What in the Hizzell is goin' on here?" asked Godfather.
Rico told Godfather "Nobody wants to see you and the goodtime girls here." Godfather left, saying "You don't know what you're missing."
The Justice led Billy through his vows as the crowd chanted "Just say Ho". Billy hesitated and, with Rico's encouragement, said yes. Chuck went through his vows, but said "Yeah, I guess," in an unconvincing manner. Billy then interrupted, telling Rico "This wasn't supposed to go this far. This was supposed to be a publicity stunt."
"We're not gay," said Billy, "nothing against gay people. And if I was gay, I probably wouldn't marry Chuck." Rico got upset and blamed the crowd for "screwing this up."
The Justice said it was too late to back out, as the rings and vows had already been exchanged. However, he noted that the ceremony had gone on for a long time, "about three minutes too long." In classic Scooby Doo fashion, the elderly "Justice" unmasked as Eric Bischoff. Stephanie McMahon freaked out as Rico turned, helping the Island Boys attack Billy and Chuck. Stephanie tried to escape, but Bischoff caught her, and Jamal and Rosie then attacked Stephanie and left her laying. Edge, Cena and Rey made the save, then the rest of the Smackdown locker room came out to assist them.
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This message was edited by SuperClerk on 9-11-02 @ 12:31 AM
Earlier in the show, Rico had talked Stephanie McMahon into being a witness for the ceremony.
Three black female singers sang "It's raining Men". An elderly Justice of the Peace officiated the ceremony. The man looked old enough to be Mae Young's father, and his hands shook throughout the segment.
The team said a few words before the ceremony. Chuck said that Billy was a great tag team partner who had captured his heart. Billy laughed and said "Damn, that was corny! That's what makes you so special." They played a musical montage of Billy and Chuck on the Titantron called "Our Love Story" featuring Billy and Chuck's most homoerotic clips.
The ceremony began. When the Justice said "Speak now or forever hold your peace," the Godfather came out with his hos to a huge reaction. Godfather asked Billy if he still "had pimp in him". He then reminded Chuck that he was once a skirt chaser, then remembered aloud that Chuck always liked the "heftier ladies". "What in the Hizzell is goin' on here?" asked Godfather.
Rico told Godfather "Nobody wants to see you and the goodtime girls here." Godfather left, saying "You don't know what you're missing."
The Justice led Billy through his vows as the crowd chanted "Just say Ho". Billy hesitated and, with Rico's encouragement, said yes. Chuck went through his vows, but said "Yeah, I guess," in an unconvincing manner. Billy then interrupted, telling Rico "This wasn't supposed to go this far. This was supposed to be a publicity stunt."
"We're not gay," said Billy, "nothing against gay people. And if I was gay, I probably wouldn't marry Chuck." Rico got upset and blamed the crowd for "screwing this up."
The Justice said it was too late to back out, as the rings and vows had already been exchanged. However, he noted that the ceremony had gone on for a long time, "about three minutes too long." In classic Scooby Doo fashion, the elderly "Justice" unmasked as Eric Bischoff. Stephanie McMahon freaked out as Rico turned, helping the Island Boys attack Billy and Chuck. Stephanie tried to escape, but Bischoff caught her, and Jamal and Rosie then attacked Stephanie and left her laying. Edge, Cena and Rey made the save, then the rest of the Smackdown locker room came out to assist them.
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This message was edited by SuperClerk on 9-11-02 @ 12:31 AM