Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius

[MHasegawa]

While showering and listening to the show during a commercial break I noticed a Bud Light commercial that was new to me, The Athletic Supporter Inventor or something among that line. I just wanted to know which one was your favorite. My personal choice would have to be Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

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[A.J.]

Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller.
(Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller)
Without your undying commitment, we might find ourselves trapped in a stall armed only with our newspaper.
(Oh, I need you now!)
Like a brave soldier, you storm hostile territory delivering much needed supplies to your men.
(Uugh!)
Should you leave one roll? Or two? Or perhaps that giant 10-pound super roll.
(Keep rollin'!)
While others rest, you can't. because somewhere there's a guy with his pants around his ankles doing the bunny hop in search of a fresh roll.
(Hop! Hop! Hop!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, master of the men's room because if you don't do your business, we can't do ours.
(Is there anybody out there?)



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[FelixDasGato]

Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy Don't know the full song but If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it. <P>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The inventor of the Taco Salad. Is it healthy? Of course it is, it's a SALAD isn't it?

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[El Mudo]

i like the wedding band guitar player...cause it does take a real man to play the washinski reception

ah...ahh...ahhh...HAKUSHI!!
Washington Caps and Oakland Raiders fan since Day 1!!
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[philby]

I can now pick a fly out of the air thanks to the speed I developed turning the station whenever I here those drums...

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[ChrisTheCop]

The only one that makes me laugh almost everytime is Mr tiny thong bikini wearer (or something like that)...he goes on explaining about the guys package, etc and ends by saying "If youve got it, flaunt it. Thats YOUR motto. Which is ironic, because you havent got it."

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[JustJon]

DK, sigs are 300x100, 30k max. please rectify.

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[WintersEmbers]

mine is defintitely the wedding band guitar player cause he gets all the bridesmaids dude.

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Wheres your anger? Wheres your fuckin rage?

[DarkHippie]

Mr. glory hole inventor . . . or something like that

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[Steels]

BRAVO AJ BRAVO!!!! SPLENDID!

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[A.J.]

http://www.neonowl.net/budlight/

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[AppleBoy]

It's a toss up between Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor and Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver.

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[philby]

Don't forget Mr. Always on the corner with crack when you need him guy!

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