Favorite Spaceballs Quotes

[AngelAmy]

there are so many to choose from but i would like to start out with this, its been stuck in my head for the past few days now

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face]

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This message was edited by AngelAmy on 9-5-02 @ 10:43 AM

[DarkHippie]

"funny, she doesn't look druish"

"your helmet is sooo bigggg"

"raspberry! only one man would dareto give me the raspberry, Lone star"

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[jestah]

Funny, she doesn't look Druish....

I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes...



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This message was edited by jestah on 9-5-02 @ 10:41 AM

[nortonfan]

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Thanks WWFallon for the sig

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[fatty]

out of order.
Fuck! even in the future nothing works.

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Aggie is the money!

[AngelAmy]

YOGURT: Spaceballs ... the Flamethrower! The kids love this one!

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[AngelAmy]

Bishop: Excuse me, I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.


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[Wolf]

When did we get to Disney World? <P> You will refer to me as YOU IDIOT, not Captain. <P>
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[SuperClerk]

DH- Yogurt!!!!! I hate Yogurt!!! Even with strawberries.

DH-Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.

DH-Druish women are often attracted to men with money and power.



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[AngelAmy]

DH-Druish women are often attracted to men with money and power.

and I have both

Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

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[FelixDasGato]

We aint found shit

[A.J.]

"You petty excuse for an officer!"

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[DarkHippie]

spaceballs! oh shit, there goes the planet

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[TheMojoPin]

"Now you shall know that evil will always triumph because good is DUMB."

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[AngelAmy]

I see that your schwartz is as BIG as mine. Now let's see how well you HANDLE it.


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[Meatball]

when MOG ( John Candy) gets up from his belt buckled seat too fast - -

" ooh that'll leave a mark"

[TheMojoPin]

"I'm half-man, half-dog! I'm my own best friend..."

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[FelixDasGato]

No Sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. Sir

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[Doogie]

"1-2-3-4-5, that is the dumbest combination in the world only a moron would have that on their luggage..."

{Fast Forward to President Scroob entering}

"1-2-3-4-5...thats amazing, thats my luggae combination. "

"Those are the guys who stole our clothes"
"And beat the shit out of us too" (Indicates bruised eye)

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We came we saw we kicked his ass!!!

[TheKnicks23]

When Dark Helmet is making the Darth Vader noises and then pulls off his helmet and yells " I CAN'T BREATH IN HERE!" hahahahaha hilariuos.

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[TheGameHHH]

"Just what I need, a Druish princess"

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Doogie]

The one that everyone missed:

"Shes gone from suck to blow!!!!!!!!!"

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We came we saw we kicked his ass!!!

[ToddEVF]

Guard)What are you doing?
Lone Star)The Vulcon Neck Pinch
Guard)No,no its lower where the neck meets the shoulderblade
Lone Star)Like this?
Guard)Yea (Falls)
Lone Star)Thanks

Thats one everypone missed

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[jamesdiggy]

"Why didn't someone tell me my ass was so big"

I don't like pits, pits, pits, in my juice, juice, juice!

[malachi]

Lil Yogurt: "May the Schwartz be with you"
Big Yogurt: "Adorable"

"If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead."

[Death Metal Moe]

MOG carrying the luggage after they throw out the huge novelty hair dryer:

"Oh yea, this is great.....I could carry 2 or 3 of these."

'WATER MY ASS! Get this man some Pepto Bismol!"



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[ToddEVF]

Yogurt)Use the Schwartz, Lonestar! Use the Schwartz!
Lonestar)I can't! I lost the ring!
Yogurt)Forget the ring! The ring is bogus! I found it in a crackerjack box!

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[ToddEVF]

Dark Helmet-CAREFUL YOU IDIOT! I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE NOT UP IT!Gunner-Sorry sir, doing my best.

Dark Helmet(to Col. Sanders)-Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole-I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet(to Col. Sanders)-Who is he?

Col. Sanders-He's an asshole sir.

Dark Helmet-I KNOW THAT! WHAT'S HIS NAME!

Col. Sanders-That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.

Dark Helmet-And his cousin?

Col. Sanders-He's an Asshole too sir, Gunners Mate First Class Phillip Asshole.

Dark Helmet(To everybody)-HOW MANY ASSHOLES WE GOT ON THIS SHIP ANYHOW?!

Assholes(Most of Crew stands up)-Yo!!!!

Dark Helmet-I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes! KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!!!!

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[NurseMira]

"She went from suck to blow!"

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thank you for the sig, mindtank

Let the sun shine...

[ToddEVF]

LONE STARR: Here, you hold 'em off. I'll get the door.

VESPA: I ain't shootin' this thing. I hate guns. (A TROOPER fires at VESPA'S hair. The laser blast hits it.)

DOT: Ah.

VESPA: My hair. He shot my hair. Son of a bitch. (cocks gun) (VEPSA walks toward the TROOPERS. She starts firing at the them. She hits every one of them. BARF and LONE STARR look up.)

BARF: Holy shit.

VESPA: (blows the barrel) How was that.

LONE STARR: Not bad.

BARF: Not bad for a girl.

DOT: Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo

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[Death Metal Moe]

They've gone to PLAD!!

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