Stupid Mexican Pop Stars

[Tall_James]

Mexican Teen Singer Loses Fingers
GUATEMALA CITY (AP) - Doctors reattached three fingers to the hand of a a 16-year-old pop singer, after they were severed by a helicopter rotor as he waved to fans.

Ricardo Abarca was getting off the aircraft at a Guatemala City airport on Saturday. In raising his hand to greet fans, he put it into the still-whirling rotor.

``The index finger and middle finger are completely recovered,'' surgeon Gustavo Lopez said Wednesday. ``We only have some problems with blood circulation in the little finger.''

Abarca, who had only recently joined the popular teen group Mageneto, was still hospitalized in Guatemala Wednesday.


Nice to know that the intelligence level of teen pop stars around the world is pretty equal.

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[A.J.]

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Everybody!"

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[schmega]

most unbelievable part of the story: GUATELMALAN DOCTORS re-attached the fingers.

[Michael Fury]

Three "new" fingers certified by the Mexican Food and Drug Administration. Doctors also gave her a complimentary pair of NAFTA slacks.





Hey, two million Budweisers can't be wrong .. .

[Tall_James]

You can usually hear this guy sing on a Mexican...whoa oh...Radio

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[TheMojoPin]

But who would win a caged battle royale, Magento or Manudo?

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[FelixDasGato]

``The index finger and middle finger are completely recovered,'' surgeon Gustavo Lopez said Wednesday. ``We only have some problems with blood circulation in the little finger.''
Was he already missing the ring finger?

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