Best George Costanza quote?

[El Mudo]

"Theres relationship George..and there's friend George...A George divided against itself, cannot stand!!"

I love George Costanza...

ah...ahh...ahhh...HAKUSHI!!
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"This ain't the summer of Brock...this is all year Angle!"

[SoccerMom]

"It's not a lie if you believe it"

[Doogie]

"Im back baby...Im back!!!" Spread to all other characters too

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"I had a dream I was your hero, Damn, I wish I was your lover!!!"

[TheGameHHH]

"You're killing independent George!!!"

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Steels]

"This is the Summer of George"

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[Fallon]

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" -George screams as he leaves Jerrys apartment after Kramer makes fun of his Lady Jerry.

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[rangerNY]

"I'm a porno star. That's right, I'm Buck Naked!"

[rangerNY]

Forgot the all time best:

"Do you ever get down on your knees and thank G-d that you know me, and have access to my dementia?"

Related:

"Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium ... by accident!!!!"

From "The Switch", possibly the greatest Seinfeld episode ever.

[sunndoggy8]

"Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat... It's often wrong."
- George, in "The Opposite"

"I'm against all 'It's me's'. It's so self-absorbed and egotistical, like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes."
- George, in "The Burning"

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[TheMojoPin]

"Why not try KFC chicken?"
-"The One With All The Chicken"

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[jamesdiggy]

"Lupus! Is it Lupus?"

I don't like pits, pits, pits, in my juice, juice, juice!

[flipper21]

"For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots."

alternately:

"I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum."

Someday I'll get my ass in gear and develop a sig. Until then:

"The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe." - F.Z.

[Dr. Klahn]

I always liked when he said...

"Jerry, tell her that there's shrinkage."

~~~~~~~~~~~<br>We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge out spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. You have out gratitude<br><br>Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.

[Patches]

I like when he meets a waitress in a restaurant while out with his parents, and describes it to Jerry as
"The two nutjobs are going at it..."

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