sober is the way to go

[FMJeff]

yeah so last night in a drunken stupor i put my hand through a plate glass window....anyone do something really stupid when you're drunk that you regret?

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[Aggie]

yeah, this football player, he was really stupid

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

yeah, this football player, he was really stupid


n'yuk n'yuk.... take aggie... please!

stupid drunk stuff? you are talking to the master...

last fall i visited my freind up here in the burgh, went to a lax house party, got DESTROYED! so i decided this would be a good time to go jogging... i was wearing snadals... about 100 feet later i went knees first into the pavement. blood every where... it was REALLY bad. OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCHIE. i should have gone to the hospital but didn't. oh well........

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[nortonfan]

kicked throw a car window

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[TheGameHHH]

Beat the shit out of my best friend, he kinda deserved it though. <P>


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[TheMojoPin]

Well, in college a few years back, a whole group of us were headed back to the dorm at about 4 in the morning. We're cutting through a vacant lot, and one of the girls runs off to pee behind a bush. Well, I don't notice this, go to pee by the SAME bush, and end up giving my first golden shower.

Other than that, numerous fights, concussions, and broken possesions.

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[CovDiesel]

There was a New Years Eve party at my friend Vicky's house when we were in high school... her parents made a "RULES" sign... so at about 4 in the morning when everyone, but me and a couple of guys went to bed... I took the sign outside and pooped on it... then we pissed on the sign and lit it on fire... it took a while since it was piss soaked... but it eventually lit up and smelled sooo bad.

thats about it for me.

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[A.J.]

anyone do something really stupid when you're drunk that you regret?


Her name was Patti...

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[Freeze]

In the cold of new years running around naked with a chanpaine bottle.

Its pretty cold in here.......

[ag]

I once thout I was a great drummer, and really bothered this guy to play his drums right there and then in the bar, God I felt like an ass later on, what was I thinking!
Oh and Take care of that hand Jeff

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[WrongWay]

last time I got annihilated I was in Pittsburgh at a bar and found myself doing the "bump and grind" with a 50-something year old woman in leopard print spandex pants......

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[stump12]

Me and my friends were walking through town in a drunken stuper in freezing temps. one of my freinds said i couldnt jump throught this window. of course being drunk i didnt realize i would ACUALLY go through it. turns out it was a bank window and the alarm was goin off and shit. so we ran away and drove home. i got a nice scar on my hand and lost a damn good jacket.

gone postal!
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This message was edited by stump12 on 9-1-02 @ 2:31 AM

[Sheeplovr]

when you say
a plate glass window


do you really mean a mans Behind?

number 333 its the way to be
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[sunndoggy8]

I fell down a flight of stairs, but luckily no one saw me and I just jumped right up and joined my friends outside. But I was definitely in pain in the morning.

And another time I passed out while sitting with a couple of friends at a picnic table outside my building. We got up and while staggering to the front door, I tripped and ran into a tree really hard.

But one of the best stories was from one of my roommates sophmore year of college. He was completely wasted, woke up around 6 am, and pissed all over our couch in our living room. Why he thought that was the toilet, no one knows.



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[Bob Impact]

The worst I ever did is get drunk and try to steal my buddy's big screen as a prank, we snuck it out the back door and wound up cracking the screen. That was the day before I went straightedge.

-Bob Impact
"Welcome the whole new pain and take comfort in what you've become. I waved as I passed myself along the way. I have arrived so unashamed but my reflection no longer seems the same. It seems much dimmer now."- AFI, Exsanguination

[irishkb]

well i got bombed at Bar A in belmar one nite.. well the bar was closing and i got pushed out one exit and was seperated from my friends.. so i was looking all over for my friends and when i finally found them. i went jogging up and jumped on my friend's back and he flipped me onto the hood of a car... worst part was i did not know until like three days later.. he told me that after he flipped me that i shot up in like a second and i was like what the fuck did you do that for... man my ribs hurt for days.... ugghhhhhh

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[CYYYFYYY]

I was plastered and I was taking the Subway
home and I puked on my favorite jacket. To make
things worse I kept falling asleep when it was my
stop so I kept ending up in Brooklyn and then to
deep in Manhattan for some reason the trains were
running great for like 2am. I kept saying to myself
with puke me. I am never going to get home.

P.S I finally did WOO WOO!


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Party Harty!!!!!!!

[Fallon]

I've never been drunk, but one time my sister came home loaded...

Their was a chair outside the bathroom door and she thinking it was the toilet sat down and pissed on it!

Ewwwwwwww!

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[Doogie]

Hmmmm well sooooo many to choose from...how about first I once pissed in a closet after an all day tequilla fest. Then there was the time I puked on the priest...ohhhh and then there is falling through a drop ceiling. Will think of more later

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[tomhitch]

Lots of realy stupid stuff. Which is why I never get really drunk any more. Two is generally my limit since my kid was born.

Tom

[fiestygal]

GEE WIZZ jeff!!! i hope your hand gets better....

HMMM...stupid while drunk...hmmm lets see OH YEA!!! hey boys and girls can we say LAST FRIDAY at ROCK & RIBS...can we also say it was embarassing as well- maybe its a good thing i DO NOT remember alot of that night

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[TheMojoPin]

Two is generally my limit since my kid was born.


Ladies and gentlemen...we have a WINNAAAAAAH!!!

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[FMJeff]

when you say

Quote:
a plate glass window

do you really mean a mans Behind?


Yes...

the shame...



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[ToddEVF]

*see softball game

*see bar 9


ok point to Ink, for the shot at me.

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[FUNKMAN]

pee'd on the stereo and curtains...

drove...

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[Michael Fury]

Got drunk and sang "Sexual Healing" at my sister's wedding. That was bad.








Hey, two million Budweisers can't be wrong .. .

[DC Reed]

this didnt happen to me, but this guy admitted his undying love to my ex-girlfriend. It was the funniest drunken talk in the world.

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SINCE WHEN DID THE JAPANESE DRINK MILK!?

[NurseMira]

I called this guy I was seeing while he was with his girlfriend. I wish I never did that. First off, I shouldn't have been with a guy with a girlfriend only because I still feel guilty until this day for doing that. Secondly, people should take my phone away from me when I am drunk because I call EVERYONE on my phone list.

BIG MISTAKE!

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I once farted on the set of the Blue Lagoon..................................SMACK!!

[Gwen]

Ahhhh yes.....I remember back in the day during my stint at UConn I was totally wasted at a Carriage House party and I peed in front of an entire crowd of people & the police (I thought i was well hidden) and I was wearing overalls so I had to like practically take my pants completely off. Later that nite I managed to get back to my dorm and peed my pants trying to take my overalls off.

Oh yeah and lets not even get into Fatty's birthday party nite. It was a five star kind of hang over the next day.

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[TLM]

people should take my phone away from me when I am drunk because I call EVERYONE on my phone list.

:-( I must not be on Mira's phone list... I never get a call.

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[fiestygal]

hey mira...we are girls its second nature for a drunk girl to make calls on her cell phone....i did it...i called my superior up and said i wanted to give him a lap dance

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