So You Wanna Be A Stripper?

[The Blowhard]

http://www.stripper-faq.org/

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[TheMojoPin]

I've got that beat...

So you want to be a porn star?

http://www.rame.net/faq/part3.html

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[philby]

Who needs those sites?

Here you go:

So you wanna be a stripper/porn star?

1. Suck lots of dick when you are young.

2. Start a drug habit when you are young.

3. Combine the two as needed(suck dick for drugs)

4. Adopt an "I'm not a whore" attitude as a stranger tells you to do a line off his cock.

5. Get so fucked-up that you will even suck dick on film.

6. Spread diseases.

7. Die.

Any Questions?

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[TheMojoPin]

Philby is officially the most boring person alive.

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[philby]

I played in bands for 10+ years and every stripper I ever met was fun to hang out with(once, twice...) use them and get the fuck away from them.
Have you ever lived with two whores who constantly fought with each other, ripped shit off and even though they were "hot" and you could fuck em whenever you wanted, you wake up and know that the the whole thing is bullshit and you find fucking needles around and every loser in the world is in your place when your not there and shit turns up missing and bla bla ....

If I am boring now because I had to live through that shit, then call me Wally Cleaver.

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This message was edited by philby on 8-31-02 @ 6:05 PM

[TheMojoPin]

I spent my high school years in Bangkok. Strippers in the States ain't got doody on THOSE girls.

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