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ChrisTheCop
08-30-2002, 01:06 PM
I just saw him on cnn and I thought it was friggin Jiminy Glick. Jerry's gained ALOT of weight. He was sitting there suckin on a fudgesicle while being interviewed. Just thought I'd express my shock.

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A.J.
08-30-2002, 01:15 PM
I read an article recently where he said that his weight gain was the result of his illness/medication (I can't remember exactly what they were).

He'll "never walk alone" though...

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WrongWay
08-30-2002, 01:17 PM
Chris I just saw that myself. I could not get over the way Jerry looked. Very disturbing.
If he was big in France before he must be huge now.

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Death Metal Moe
09-01-2002, 07:42 PM
SPY REPORT! ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF A CALL TO DONATE TO JERRY'S TELETHON!

"Yea, I'l donate 50 bucks, FATHEAD!"

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BrooklynLiveCam
09-01-2002, 07:45 PM
He's taking Pregnisone...(if that's how you spell it) It tends to make a person gain weight

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WrongWay
09-01-2002, 08:03 PM
"Yea, I'l donate 50 bucks, FATHEAD!"

FATHEAD, now that is funny!
He's taking Pregnisone...(if that's how you spell it) It tends to make a person gain weight


you don't say.

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TheMojoPin
09-01-2002, 10:35 PM
Looks like he ate the rest of The Rat Pack.

How is it that Dean, Frank and Sammy are dead, but Jerry looks jollier than Jabba The Hutt?

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FelixDasGato
09-02-2002, 04:54 AM
WOW! What a bloated mess that guy has turned into.
I think he is buying candy and cupcakes with all the donations.
They need update that caricature of him.

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SoccerMom
09-02-2002, 07:05 PM
He was on Larry King the other night and said he'd been put on steroids. He has had chronic back pain for years from all the falls during his acting days and now has a lung disease- pulminary stenosis, I think, I didn't care enough at the time to pay attention.
Fallon
09-03-2002, 06:24 AM
Wow.

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IRISjr
09-03-2002, 06:34 AM
Its because of the meds. he's been taking, but that is such a bad excuss, he's a fatass

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A.J.
09-03-2002, 06:45 AM
Fallon comes through again!

I missed him singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" -- that's the best part!

I did catch a tirade by Jerry: some town in North Carolina wouldn't let firefighters collect for MDA.

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A.J.
09-03-2002, 09:49 AM
Jerry, in his own words, on his condition:

On Jerry's New Look
LARRY KING: Now Jerry, it's obvious, so let's go deal right with it. Why do you look the way you do? Anyone turning this on now -- look at his arms, folks.
LEWIS: This is Prednisone. And it's all over my body. And what it does is it attacks the skin, and it puts weight on. I put on 52 pounds.
KING: It's a pill for what? ...
LEWIS: It's a shot and it's a pill, but I have been on pills for the last year-and-a-half.
KING: Why the marks on the body?
LEWIS: Because Prednisone does that. It just -- it disfigures you a little bit. There's little bumps that you get. These are all parts of the side effects.
KING: When you look in the mirror, what do you say?
LEWIS: I say I'm Orson Welles or Burl Ives or Marlon Brando. ...
KING: Jerry was telling us during the break, when he got this disease, his waste was 33. Now it's...
LEWIS: Forty-nine. My neck collar size was 15, and now it's 20 1/2. So all of these clothes I've had made -- I made a load of clothes for fat outfits, right? So I called Dom DeLuise and said, you're going to get all this stuff after the telethon.
KING: Have you had all new clothes made?
LEWIS: Oh, God, yes. Oh, God.
KING: Now, you were always, always so skinny.
LEWIS: Yeah. I was 127 pounds until I was 60. ...


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TheMojoPin
09-03-2002, 11:00 AM
Holy Christ! Jerry Lewis ate William Shatner!!!

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jamesdiggy
09-03-2002, 06:26 PM
Yikes! He looks like a cross between John Pinette and Lee Trevino.

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