That old batch rag

[Heavy]

When is enough enough when it comes to your favorite batch rag? A week? A month? Ever find one behind you stereo system and couldnt remember what year it was from?
And whats makes the best batch rag? Those old socks? The panties you found in the corner of the laundramat???

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[TheMojoPin]

Use a goddamn paper towel. Batch rags are just wrong.

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[Aggie]

You mean you don't sleep with it every night like a blankie?

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A coupl socks here and there , but usually my sisters stuffed animals.

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[TheMojoPin]

One of the few funny things I've heard on "Loveline" is that Adam just batches into his dirty clothes hamper and leaves it all for his cleaning lady to take care of.

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[Contra]

when i was younger i used to just wipe it on the corner of my bed, good thing i've done my own laundry since i was 12. now i always wash my hands when i'm done

Kill the weak
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[Aggie]

but usually my sisters stuffed animals.

that's just wrong :( if anyone ever did that to my eeyore i'd kill them

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if anyone ever did that to my eeyore i'd kill them

Hot DAMN, that's one fiiiiiine-lookin' ass...

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, disposable paper products, or sock that you put in the wash after only 1 use.

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[mindtank]

You know how a sponge goes from new and you use it for the dishes and then it gets old and you use it for the bathroom? Well thats how a tshirt goes in my house form a regular t shirt, then to a paintin/work tshirt and finally down to batch rag. then when its a stiff as a board i use it to smack my bitch around.

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[Heavy]

I heard that mindtank........

You mean you don't sleep with it every night like a blankie?



Who was that directed at?

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I usually use an old tshirt, and I will use it until its so hard that when I throw it into the corner behind my bed, it chips the paint on the wall.

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Look, I thought Eeyore was having a good time too. <P>

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[TheMojoPin]

Your mom's box.

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[CovDiesel]

I have a pair of old boxers that I never wear that just sit next to my bed.... what a mighty fine batch rag.

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[Aggie]

Look, I thought Eeyore was having a good time too

PERVERT!! Just because I wouldn't give you any ass doesn't mean you can molest my Eeyore!! :)

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I'm sorry Aggie I won't do it again.........after tonight <P>

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[Patches]

molest my Eeyore!!


Is that some new euphimism for female genitalia I haven't heard yet?

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[Crippler]

a couple socks here and there , but usually my sisters stuffed animals

That is simultaneously the funniest & wrongest thing I have heard today.

I'm partial to washrags from the shower...they're already a little wet, and they don't look odd in the hamper when you rinse & ring them out.

But how I remember fondly the days when it was OK to be ignorant & run a batch into a sock or old t-shirt & leave it in the bottom drawer of your nightstand until the whole room smelled like bleech & you couldn't figure out why. Oh, to be young again!


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[TheMojoPin]

until the whole room smelled like bleech & you couldn't figure out why

Bleach? What the hell are you eating?!?

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[Green Lantern]

I had my old batch rag bronzed.

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[blakjeezis]

they don't look odd in the hamper when you rinse & ring them out.
Washing a batch rag completely defeats the purpose of having a batch rag. A batch rag is something special, it has meaning. I've only had two my whole life, and that's only because my mother threw my old one out. I must have left it lying around instead of in its usual place of honor in my closet. It was a green t-shirt. I loved that rag, I grieved for about five minutes, but since I was all wound up, it was time to find another one. Since then, I've moved on, but my batch rag has moved with me. It was the first thing packed, and it was the first thing unpacked. I love that rag.




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[Heavy]

my mother threw my old one out. I must have left it lying around instead of in its usual place of honor in my closet. It was a green t-shirt. I loved that rag, I grieved


Oh lord I'm wiping the tears away...

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Seriously, did you really need to masturbate for five months before finally getting back to this thread?

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[Heavy]

MOJO, everytime I throw my "new" rag away, I get nostalgic and read the good ol' batch rag appreciation thread.

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[Vee]

Wow! I never even thought of using a batch rag til now. I usually just let the spit fly where it may and let fate take it from there. Or leave it in my hands for its moisturizing benefits.

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[Spoil-Sport]

When is enough enough when it comes to your favorite batch rag? <P>
If you drop it on the floor and it shatters like a plate that's usually a good indication. <P>

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[Heavy]

Wow! I never even thought of using a batch rag til now. I usually just let the spit fly where it may and let fate take it from there.


You never wanna leave "material" laying around. Waiting for fate to take it's course often ends with a sprained ankle.

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[TheKnicks23]

I really need to get a rag. Normally I put a little here and little there. Corner of my bed, the other side of the couch pillow, my robe, or any dirty cloths hanging around.

I figure one hear and there doesn't make it too dirty...

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[Vee]

So get this...
I went to visit a budday in NJ like a week or 2 ago and homey A hooked up with homey B's female roomate. Anyway, he had too much to drink so he was a little nauseaus. Shit, thats a fucked up word to spell. Anyway, he was munching her cooter, when suddenly, he had to puke. It wasnt because of her cooter or anything - from what I hear, it was grade A beef, but the liqour just caught up to him and chowing conch just put him over, so he puked - in the bathroom like the good sport that he is. Anyway, she was clearlty turned off by this and decided not to recipricate his endeavors upon his return but they nonetheless slept together (sleeping). The next morning - like 8ish or something, she takes a shower and departs.. work calls... and he's alone in her bed with morning wood. Whats he do? He strokes his johnson and blows his load... IN HER SLIPPER!!! Thats right ladies and gentlemen! He splooooooged in her slipper! Now, I think thats pretty fucked up, but funny.. no, hilarious! I mean, can you imagine the look on her face and the initial confusion when she slips them on??? Funny stuff! But still, just wrong.. I mean, I wouldnt be able to finish off a girl who puked after sipping my meat.. I cant imagine most girls would still be able to hold their own after such a display.. But was that really called for? I mean, a batch rag is a batch rag, isnt it? He just gave her the goods to spit or swallow or just use as lotion on her own time! Does that make him a bad person?



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[Heavy]

Great story...you should post more.

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