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Schematic
08-28-2002, 01:43 PM
I DONT REALLY REMEMBER PROB. A MOVIE STAR OR SUMTIN OR MAYBE SUM CHICK IN A PORN MAG. WAT BOUT U PPL?

If Your Drinkin Don't Drive You Might Spill Your Beer!

Camil

shamus mcfitzy
08-28-2002, 01:45 PM
Alicia Silverstone i think

Captain Rooster
08-28-2002, 01:46 PM
Enough already with the caps lock.

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synthfiend
08-28-2002, 04:32 PM
I ordered playboy in my mother's name and the first woman I batched to was the playmate of the year 1990 (91?) I swear this is true. The whole time I'm spanking it I'm thinking "She has the prettiest smile"

Stop asking the Fiend how he feels! He never feels good and he hates you ALL!!

blakjeezis
08-28-2002, 04:35 PM
The first batch I ever ran was to Beverly Hills 90210. The summer they worked at the beach club. Mmmmmm Jenny Garth, hot hot hot. Great topic.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-28-2002, 05:15 PM
Can girls post in this thread?

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irishkb
08-28-2002, 05:23 PM
Can girls post in this thread?


yes by all means...

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"IM"-mick0306

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-28-2002, 05:39 PM
Stewart Copeland.

Hey-- give me a break! I was 15 and Zenyatta Mondatta just came out!

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Doogie
08-28-2002, 05:51 PM
Porno Legend: Seka!!! Had a magazine with her in it and I sprayed cookie batter everywhere...thought coolant was leaking out of me.... ha ha ha JK. Was Seka though

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blakjeezis
08-28-2002, 05:56 PM
To continue the story, I was just doing it because I'd heard about it and maybe seen it in a porno, but I really didn't think it was going to do anything. Then it happened. It caught me totally by surprise and I ran to the bathroom. Ohhhh, how wonderful it is to reminisce.(sp?)

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McNabbShouldDie
08-28-2002, 05:59 PM
a fake pic of Terri Runnels, I was happy to get my hands on anything(pics i mean hehe)

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Schematic
08-28-2002, 06:03 PM
LoL ive never heard any1 call it cookie batter b4 hahaha

If Your Drinkin Don't Drive You Might Spill Your Beer!

Camil

jamesdiggy
08-28-2002, 06:35 PM
Early 80's had to either Heather Thomas or Catherine Bach

I don't like pits, pits, pits, in my juice, juice, juice!

Green Lantern
08-28-2002, 06:40 PM
Mid 80's had to be either Vanna White or the Price is Right girls

PAPA DON'T PREACH!!
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Schematic
08-28-2002, 06:44 PM
i think i might have done it to Amy Jo Johnson first

If Your Drinkin Don't Drive You Might Spill Your Beer!

Camil

TheKnicks23
08-28-2002, 09:04 PM
Also Alicia SilverStone, most be pretty popular

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The Nature Boy
08-28-2002, 09:17 PM
It was either Sherilyn Fenn in "Two Moon Junction" or Kelly LeBrock in "Woman in Red". I forgot the order, but once I ran one, the 2nd batch came about 10 minutes later. I haven't gone 18 hours without doing it since, over the next 12 years.

Bon Jovi Fan Since Day ONE!

Feldman
08-28-2002, 09:20 PM
Rebecca Romaign Stamos - Swimsuit edition

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ChickenHawk
08-28-2002, 09:48 PM
...I didn't know what porn was
when I was 3.


"I have to return some
videotapes..." -Patrick Bateman

Jobberific
08-29-2002, 12:52 AM
Also Seka! My father had a tape of "Sweedish Erotica" porno and she was on there. Damn was she hot.
I'd just like to add how racist those damn videos were. When ever a black guy was fuckin, he wore like these african necklaces with teeth and shit hangin off of them and there was like National Geographic jungle music playing in the background.

"DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE FOR OUR PLEASURE!!!"

RF Godfather
08-29-2002, 06:08 AM
Tiffany or Debbie/Deborah Gibson.

Then I think it was Kelly on Saved By The Bell.

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfnetmark6.gifF*ck is a "sentence enhancer."

This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 8-29-02 @ 10:14 AM

menschems
08-29-2002, 10:35 AM
Four words: <P>
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling <P>
(especially

If all the world is a stage...where the heck are my cue cards?

Crippler
09-02-2002, 06:28 PM
I'm pretty sure it was before I could literally run a batch, but the first woman I cranked to was a playmate named "Nancy". She was a beautiful brunette playmate with giant natural breasts and amazing eyes. It was the 80's, but I was in a box of my dad's old Playboys, so I have no idea what her full name is because the magazine was probably from the mid-to-late 70's. Man, do I wish I knew her last name & could find some of her old pics!


...silent, but violent.

42nd-delay
09-02-2002, 06:51 PM
Uma Thurman in "Dangerous Liaisons". I'm a classy guy.

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billyio
09-02-2002, 06:57 PM
Roberta Vasquez,Miss November 1984.

Ay Caramba

See Ya!

TheGameHHH
09-04-2002, 03:36 PM
I think it was this red haired chick I went to middle school with.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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DC Reed
09-04-2002, 03:38 PM
random porn website.

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SINCE WHEN DID THE JAPANESE DRINK MILK!?

Green Lantern
09-04-2002, 05:41 PM
Can girls post in this thread?

And go into great graphic detail too.

PAPA DON'T PREACH!!
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fluffernutter
09-04-2002, 05:51 PM
First batch: Took all of the old classic Playboys out of the cubby hole one Saturday afternoon and piled them up by the bed. I think it was Cynthia Myers (1969?) the first one. Then Samantha Fox and then Christy Canyon. Such a blur! <P>
a BIG hell yeah to the G.L.O.W.!!! Remember Ashley??? She always wore gold and had this segment called Asking Ashley where she would lay on the bed in this hot ('this was the 80's kids!) lingerie! Could not wait until Saturday afternoon. <P>

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CovDiesel
09-04-2002, 08:53 PM
I think it was this red haired chick I went to middle school with.

....yeah.. you and everyone else in Robert R. Lazar Middle School....

Gotta love G.

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TheGameHHH
09-04-2002, 08:56 PM
Yea, Gi is so hot

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Kelly Deforest
09-07-2002, 07:47 PM
Cheryl Teigs photo in "People" magazine 1980
(her nips were showing"

"Baron Mikel Scikluna Rules"

DeltaPin
09-07-2002, 11:41 PM
Cheryl Tiegs, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, white fishnet suit, boobies clearly visible.

TV, Maryann on Gilligan's Island reruns and Price is Right girls

hyperspace
09-12-2002, 05:38 PM
Denise! jet black hair dark complexion and beautiful white teeth!

"YOUUUU DICK!!"

Contra
09-15-2002, 06:57 PM
actually it was one of my teachers in elementary school, she was young and hot and had a great rack

Kill the weak
Contra

Rev
09-20-2002, 11:38 PM
A random underwear model in the telephonebook-sized Sears Catalog when i was way young!

xoxoxoxo,
Rev
-Into Darkness

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Captain Stubing
09-20-2002, 11:47 PM
Farah Facett (Majors), um um good.

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

Steels
09-21-2002, 12:13 AM
Vanity...."(Action Jackson)

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whale_JUNK
09-28-2002, 12:08 PM
my friends mom

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Junge zum Verkauf !

MrPink
05-03-2005, 11:33 AM
weather girl on the morning news!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/Catholiccannon/gunsnammo.jpg I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

LongIslandRob
05-03-2005, 11:47 AM
Blair from &quot;Facts of Life&quot;

Trust me, it won't hurt.

DESERTEAGLE.50
05-03-2005, 12:59 PM
Stacey's mom.<br />


FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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Evilpete
05-03-2005, 01:25 PM
My 5th grade teacher...one hot MILF




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high fly
05-07-2005, 10:50 PM
<p>Can't remember, but if it wasn't some dame in <em>Playboy,</em> it was probably Bridget Bardot.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

" and they ask me why I drink"
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PapaBear
05-07-2005, 11:04 PM
It would have been to an early 1970's Penthouse, and I didn't realize I was &quot;batching&quot; at the time. It was quite a surprise...&nbsp; a very pleasant one at that.

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Yerdaddy
05-08-2005, 06:10 AM
<p>had to be either Barbara Eden&nbsp;or these Benny Hill broads:</p><p><img height="500" src="http://www.sueupton.net/photos/angelsred.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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Fuck it from behind.

Heavy
05-08-2005, 07:25 AM
<font size="1">Cheryl Tiegs, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, white fishnet suit, boobies clearly visible.</font>

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd

A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my
nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

Big Jim
05-22-2005, 11:07 PM
<p>my friend in middle school--does that count?</p><p>oh yeah, he was there too.</p>

Thank you for this SIG PIC Kat!!
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IamFogHat
05-23-2005, 06:05 AM
Madonna.&nbsp; I remember it well.

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The Dude abides
...And I killed Laura Palmer

saveopieanthony.net
05-23-2005, 09:32 AM
<p>Nicole Eggert from Charles in Charge </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="500" src="http://cyberdexter.free.fr/images/fhm/fhm_beach/nicole_eggert2.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

Oavirus.com.

"None on us" O&A

"Billy Staples is a big waist" R+F

Green Lantern
05-30-2005, 05:29 PM
<p><img title="Dian" height="650" alt="Dian" src="http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/d/dian-parkinson/dian-parkinson-006.jpg" width="424" border="0" /></p><p>Dian Parkinson for the Price is Right</p>

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freedarocco
05-30-2005, 06:58 PM
I would have to agree with The Nature Boy on Sherilyn Fenn in &quot;Two Moon Junction&quot;, but I also have fond&nbsp;memories of former Baywatch&nbsp;starlet Erica Eleniak.

Wormwood
05-30-2005, 07:57 PM
<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/dfaz11779/SeymourStephani66024698.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><font size="2">My first was from a JCPenney catalog.</font></p><p><font size="2">Im pretty sure that Stephanie Seymour is&nbsp;my first&nbsp;famous batch.</font></p>

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sleazytiki
06-10-2005, 11:31 AM
<p>Dont know any of the names but I used to scrap to the old soft core Emmanuelle movies on skinamax </p>

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Iamnotatool
06-10-2005, 12:21 PM
myself in the mirror.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

Batch^Master
12-04-2005, 12:54 PM
<p>I think Barbra Eden in that little genie outfit,,What can I say???I'm old...</p>

"Oh you do'nt have to worry about me,,I won a contest...."

sickboymh
12-08-2005, 12:59 PM
<p>I'm gonna mix it up with an AUDIO first batch.&nbsp; It was the old Stern bit &quot;Leave it to Beaver&quot; when june was getting railed.&nbsp; Awesome moans.&nbsp; Gives Sweet Melissa a run for it.</p>

East Side Dave
12-08-2005, 01:22 PM
<p>Gumby</p><p>(before the plastic surgery!)</p>

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Dougie Brootal
12-08-2005, 01:30 PM
<p>The first iI consciously remember is Sunny from WWF raw magazine...i think it was some lingirie special...all i really remember was on the cover it had her in a green corset or something and it said...&quot;Move over Victoria... its Sunny's Secrets!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Found It!!!</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/l=IVI/SIG=13k3n5c3k/EXP=1134167344/*-http%3A//www.thewrestlingfanatic.com/images/magazines/wwf_wwe/wwf_wwe_raw/wwf_raw_nov_dec_1996.jpg" border="0" /></p>

yomudder21
12-08-2005, 01:36 PM
<p>For me it was Jake the Snake...................I am not gay.............He was just so damn cool.</p>

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cougarjake13
12-08-2005, 01:49 PM
alyssa milano was my first

EliSnow
12-08-2005, 01:49 PM
<p>I'm not completely certain of who the first person was, nor exactly when it was, but it was either in one of these situations:</p><p>1) Watching a scrambled Cinemax movie, either Emmanuelle or Lady Chatterly (so then it would be Sylvia Kristel)</p><p>2) Watching Body Double, when they showed the lead character watching a porno channel which had&nbsp;a host and a porn star talking about how she is an exhibitionist leading into the trailer for Holly Does Hollywood.&nbsp; </p><p>3)&nbsp; My dad's copy of Playboy's 25th anniversary issue, which had numerous pictures of past Playboy bunnies.</p>

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East Side Dave
12-08-2005, 01:51 PM
(i also spanked it to Pokey)

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XMRonFez
12-08-2005, 02:36 PM
<p>Wonder Woman &quot;Linda Carter&quot; was the first I time I realized that something was happening to me down there, but I was too young to do anything about it. </p><p><img height="442" src="http://home.freeuk.com/moondog/06.jpeg" width="278" border="0" /></p><p>It wasn't until Years later I was able to figure it out and I ended up doing it to Batman Reruns after school... </p><p><img height="360" src="http://www.julienewmar.com/images/11JNCat5wb.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p>

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asayresk
12-08-2005, 03:47 PM
Im not that old but my first bacth session was with Jasmine St Claire, i was a changed man. (circa 1997).

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12-08-2005, 03:52 PM
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CaptClown
12-08-2005, 04:06 PM
<p>Vanessa Del Rio in some porno that was on SuperTV when it first came out. Does anyone remember that? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Director of the C.Y.A. Society. Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army Poison Clan rocks the world </p>

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bobrobot
12-08-2005, 04:24 PM
<p><img title="julie newmar" height="251" alt="julie newmar" src="http://www.leconcombre.com/serials/comics/img12/abner/Newmar2.jpg" width="200" border="0" /><img title="Catwoman Julie newmar" height="300" alt="Catwoman Julie newmar" src="http://eil.com/newGallery/Julie-Newmar-Catwoman---Autogr-263024.jpg" width="242" border="0" /></p><p>no reruns here</p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboKong2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>No chains will ever hold that!</p>

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Dirtybird12
12-08-2005, 04:42 PM
<img height="212" src="http://www.blacklotus.net/images/burger.jpg" width="304" border="0" />

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tele7
12-08-2005, 04:50 PM
Don't remember, but Karen Black comes to mind.&nbsp; Guess it's a cross-eyed thing.

Freakshow
12-08-2005, 05:19 PM
Kristen Wilson.

It went uphill from there...

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tele7
12-08-2005, 05:22 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Kristen Wilson. It went uphill from there... <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Freakshow" border="0" /><br />We don't need a cure we need a final solution <br />Nice one!&nbsp; Downhill/Uphill.&nbsp; Kudos my friend.&nbsp; I'll take the beating.Nice one!&nbsp; Downhill/Uphill.&nbsp; Kudos my friend.&nbsp; I'll take the beating.

XMRonFez
12-08-2005, 06:47 PM
<p>One Day I made Love To A Cupcake...</p><p><img height="209" src="http://www.acmi.net.au/experience/images/img_cupcake.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p>

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ShelleBink
12-08-2005, 06:50 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>The
first iI consciously remember is Sunny from WWF raw magazine...i think
it was some lingirie special...all i really remember was on the cover
it had her in a green corset or something and it said...&quot;Move over
Victoria... its Sunny's Secrets!&quot;</p><p> </p><p>Found It!!!</p><p><img border="0" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/l=IVI/SIG=13k3n5c3k/EXP=1134167344/*-http%3A//www.thewrestlingfanatic.com/images/magazines/wwf_wwe/wwf_wwe_raw/wwf_raw_nov_dec_1996.jpg" /></p>

*edit* nevermind... all I'll say is, &quot;Ahhh Memories.&quot;<a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"> <img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink" /> </a>

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suggums
12-08-2005, 07:47 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nanny from Muppet Babies.&nbsp; Those fuckin socks...&nbsp;</p>

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RF Godfather
12-09-2005, 04:45 AM
I change my vote, Alyssa Milano. :D

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EliSnow
12-09-2005, 06:01 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img title="julie newmar" height="251" alt="julie newmar" src="http://www.leconcombre.com/serials/comics/img12/abner/Newmar2.jpg" width="200" border="0" /><img title="Catwoman Julie newmar" height="300" alt="Catwoman Julie newmar" src="http://eil.com/newGallery/Julie-Newmar-Catwoman---Autogr-263024.jpg" width="242" border="0" /></p><p>no reruns here</p><p><font color="#000000">This message was edited by bobogolem on 12-8-05 @ 8:28 PM</font> </p><p>&nbsp;</p>Julie Newmar, best Catwoman ever!<br />

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Dirtybird12
12-09-2005, 08:56 PM
<p><img height="164" src="http://www.icce.rug.nl/~soundscapes/VOLUME04/IMAGES/Shock_radio01.JPG" width="190" border="0" /></p><p>Just joshin. </p><p>Seriously folks - the year was 1984 I think.</p><p><img height="240" src="http://pages.sbcglobal.net/mike10/_uimages/Martha_Quinn_08.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p><p>The great Martha Quinn</p>

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iscream22
12-13-2005, 07:18 AM
<p>Liv Tyler and that other girl (i think ALicia Silverstone) in that Aerosmith video (Crazy?) when it first came out!!&nbsp; Another disturbing memory i think i ran a batch to a &quot;snuggles&quot; commercial when i was like 8!!!)</p>

BIG ASS # 1227 ISCREAM IN DA HIZZIE!!

suggums
12-13-2005, 07:20 AM
<br />aaaahahaha snuggle bear, you win man<br />

<img src="http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4604/sugdarksided0nn.jpg">

XMRonFez
12-13-2005, 10:28 AM
<p><img height="300" src="http://cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml01/01146a.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>Thats just adorable. No one&nbsp;can blame you...</p>

<img border=0 src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg">

Kobe8
12-13-2005, 10:45 AM
Pictures of Lily.

<img src=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/kobe8sig/kobesig.jpg>

Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.
If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

FUNKMAN
12-13-2005, 10:47 AM
<p><img src="http://www.mannequinstore.com/images/female/chuanfa/cfwhw074/cfwhw074.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>i think it was cause she had no head&nbsp; </p>

<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004">

InkyPad
12-13-2005, 04:37 PM
<p>Hey what about the girls from &quot; Saved by the Bell &quot;&nbsp; </p><p>Kelly was always hot, but there was also something bout Jesse, we later learned about her in &quot;Show Girls&quot;.</p>

www.troopermusic.com

convert
12-13-2005, 04:49 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>__________________________________________________ _________</p><p>John Travolta</p><font color="#000000"><img src="http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2004/sep/fashion_week/satfever_nano140.jpg" border="0" /></font>

<font color=black>This message was edited by convert on 12-13-05 @ 9:09 PM</font>

Hottub
12-13-2005, 05:14 PM
I gotta find a link to Brother Joe's &quot;Marsha Brady&quot; song. So fucking funny and so true!!

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

jafter
12-13-2005, 05:14 PM
I don't remember if it was Julie Newmar or Tina Louise&nbsp; I always had a thing for redheads.&nbsp;

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/Jafter.jpg>

Hottub
12-13-2005, 05:22 PM
<p>Damn Jafter. I keep forgetting you're an old bastard like me.</p><p>Well, Batch to this!!!</p><p><img src="http://www.retrokittykat.com/tina2.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

Bulldogcakes
12-13-2005, 06:14 PM
<p>Lets see how far back we can go. Here's a hottie from about 50 years ago</p><p><img width="383" height="478" border="0" src="http://www.acclaimposters.com/_gallery/large/10104372.jpg" /> </p><p>Lauren Bacall</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I think my first was the girl in the Red dress in Toto's &quot;Rosanna&quot; video.</p><p>&nbsp;<img width="200" height="200" border="0" src="http://www.scifi-universe.com/upload/personnalites/grand/Rosanna_Arquette.jpg" /></p><p>Rosanna Arquette&nbsp;</p>

<img border="0" src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php" />

<a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My site Bully Baby</a>
&quot;A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to
dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address
'woof, woof.'&quot;-Norm MacDonald

<font color="black" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-13-05 @ 10:22 PM</font>

Kobe8
12-13-2005, 06:18 PM
<p>Let's go back even farther...</p><p><img height="623" src="http://historicparks.org/imagegallery/delaosa/images/BathingBeauties_jpg.jpg" width="447" border="0" /></p>

<img src=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/kobe8sig/kobesig.jpg>

Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.
If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

Bulldogcakes
12-13-2005, 06:26 PM
<p>How about </p><p>&nbsp;<img width="200" height="146" border="0" src="http://www.hrmvideo.com/resources/docs/2620.gif" /></p><p>Yeah! You churn that butter, bitch! Yeah!</p>

http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php

My site Bully Baby (http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html)

"A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald

Coach
12-13-2005, 10:04 PM
<p>umm that old pic of Calamity Jane: Chicks with Guns and Syphilis always hot!</p><p>Really,&nbsp; Helen Hunt&nbsp;from the old Disney Show: Swiss Family Robinson.</p><p>I was 8</p>

If I wanted to hear you moan, I would've Fucked You!

mendyweiss
12-14-2005, 10:27 AM
<img height="334" src="http://www.bugsysiegel.net/women/esta.jpg" width="286" border="0" />Esta Siegel, Bugsy's ex wife. Batch at your own risk

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

saveopieanthony.net
12-14-2005, 11:32 AM
<p>nicole eggert....baywatch and &quot;blown away&quot; </p><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103843/">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103843/</a></p>

Oavirus.com.

"None on us" O&A

"Billy Staples is a big waist" R+F

cougarjake13
12-14-2005, 01:08 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Hey what about the girls from &quot; Saved by the Bell &quot;&nbsp; </p><p>Kelly was always hot, but there was also something bout Jesse, we later learned about her in &quot;Show Girls&quot;.</p>www.troopermusic.com <p><br />i batched many times to kelly and jesse but you forgot about the black chick she was delicious i cant remember her name </p><p>checked imdb her name was lisa on the show (lark voorhees)</p>

cougarjake13
12-14-2005, 01:13 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>nicole eggert....baywatch and &quot;blown away&quot; </p><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103843/">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103843/</a></p>Oavirus.com. &quot;None on us&quot; O&amp;A &quot;Billy Staples is a big waist&quot; R+F <p><br />i loved that movie blown away batched many times to it</p><p>remember the scene where corey is fucking nicole standing up against the wall?? i tried that once with an ex girlfriend&nbsp;and it was good but it got tiresome trying to fuck and&nbsp;hold her up at the same time </p>

Dirtybird12
12-14-2005, 09:02 PM
<p><font size="2">Stop Perry. Think about the <strong>consequences </strong>of posting the pic you want to post.</font></p><p><font size="2">Slowly back out of the thread. </font></p><p><font size="2">Don't do it. </font></p><p><font size="2">self edit. </font></p><p><font size="2" /></p>

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PapaBear
12-14-2005, 09:12 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="2">Stop Perry. Think about the <strong>consequences </strong>of posting the pic you want to post.</font></p><p><font size="2">Slowly back out of the thread. </font></p><p><font size="2">Don't do it. </font></p><p><font size="2">self edit. </font></p><font size="2" /><font size="2"><a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/billy.jpg" border="0" /></a> <p><a href="http://www.perrynoid.com/" target="blank">Perrynoid</a> </p><p>I'll post it for you, Perry...</p><p><img height="236" src="http://cjs-online.com/mayhew/gallery_clipart/9810_chum_guard/popsicle_twins.GIF" width="395" border="0" /><br /></p></font>

<center><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg"></center>
<center>Hey! Those multi-cultural slave children, belong to the Disney Corporation!</center><center>Get 'em Achmed!</center>

jafter
12-16-2005, 04:30 PM
<p>It was not a first batch but she was a truly beautiful woman. </p><p><img title="Lovely Rita" height="350" alt="Lovely Rita" src="http://www.3djeweler.com/wipm/images/eckley/Rita_Hayworth06_lg.jpg" width="273" border="0" /></p>

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/Jafter.jpg>

al885
03-10-2006, 04:19 PM
Sable

CYYYFYYY
03-10-2006, 07:59 PM
Catwoman in the old BAtman tv show.&nbsp; I am not sure which one though

Marc with a c
03-10-2006, 08:05 PM
<p>that girl from the chris isaack video &quot;wicked game&quot;</p><p>i miss her&nbsp;</p>

Terragen
04-21-2006, 12:33 PM
<p>I looked at my Dads Playboys alot when I was 10... when I was 11, I figured out how to batch to it. It was&nbsp; <br />
</p><p><font size="-1">Miss August
1987 Sherry Konopski</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="-1" />

DarkHippie
04-21-2006, 01:29 PM
There was this movie called &quot;Rambling Rose,&quot; I forget who's in it.&nbsp; there was this seen where the woman has to share a bed with a young boy and he keeps asking her questions about her minge and finally she lets him put a finger in it.&nbsp; I shot baby batter all over the place.

cougarjake13
04-21-2006, 02:05 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that girl from the chris isaack video &quot;wicked game&quot;</p><p>i miss her&nbsp;</p><p>yeh i loved that video i've batched many a time to her</p>

Marc with a c
04-21-2006, 02:07 PM
<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that girl from the chris isaack video &quot;wicked game&quot;</p><p>i miss her&nbsp;</p><p>yeh i loved that video i've batched many a time to her</p><p>wow, we have lots in common.</p>

FezPaul
04-21-2006, 02:11 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that girl from the chris isaack video &quot;wicked game&quot;</p><p>i miss her&nbsp;</p><p>yeh i loved that video i've batched many a time to her</p><p>wow, we have lots in common.</p><p>Are you guys sure you weren't secretly batching to Chis Isaack?</p><p>.....I'm just sayin'........</p>

Marc with a c
04-21-2006, 02:12 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote: <p>Are you guys sure you weren't secretly batching to Chis Isaack?</p><p>.....I'm just sayin'........</p><p>possibly, i'm not sure who chis is though.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by evedder on 4-21-06 @ 6:13 PM</span>

Terragen
04-21-2006, 03:34 PM
<p>evedder, Cougarjake13, </p><p>Just imagine, years ago, pants around ankles, &quot;What a wicked thing to doooo&quot; in the background, BOTH of you at the same time, not a ball-hair to be found, just discovering the pleasures of batching, and it&nbsp;all happened AT THE SAME TIME <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>Like a big MTV circle-jerk</p>

OGC
04-21-2006, 03:38 PM
<p><font size="3">I'm not sure who the first one I jacked to was, but I did once jack-off while standing in front of a video game in an arcade because of the hot girl who was working the change booth.</font></p>

AnomalisticAnna
05-15-2006, 04:08 PM
Ahh, the joys of adolescent tv programming. Mark-Paul Gosselaar as the infamous Zachary 'Zach' Morris. Mmmm-yumyumyumyumyum.<br />

Don Stugots
05-15-2006, 08:40 PM
Tina Ferrari from GLOW. she would go on to become Ivory in WWE. Also, she had a tag team partnet Ashley Cartier that I would batch too as well. when i was 12 there was plenty of threesomes with those 2 and myself, i am afterall i studd in my own mind. Ashley was kind of thick and never seen again I wonder what she looks like now.

Coach
05-15-2006, 10:48 PM
<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that girl from the chris isaack video &quot;wicked game&quot;</p><p>i miss her&nbsp;</p><p>yeh i loved that video i've batched many a time to her</p><p>Wasn't that Paulina Poriscova???</p><p>She married the lead singer from the cars????</p>

dweezler
05-16-2006, 02:05 AM
Mine was Pamela Anderson on &quot;Baywatch&quot; on a little black &amp; white TV.<br />

saveopieanthony.net
05-16-2006, 05:14 AM
<p>Nicole Eggert from Charles in Charge..when she went to Baywatch. </p>

Don Stugots
05-16-2006, 05:16 AM
another chick i would always batch to is Lynda Carter aka Wonder Woman. i loved it when she would spin around from her office clothes to her wonder women clothes. but for me it would from her office clothes to the wonder woman clothes to naked to reverse cowgirl. oh god where is a towel.

EliSnow
05-16-2006, 05:25 AM
<strong>Coach</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that girl from the chris isaack video &quot;wicked game&quot;</p><p>i miss her&nbsp;</p><p>yeh i loved that video i've batched many a time to her</p><p>Wasn't that Paulina Poriscova???</p><p>She married the lead singer from the cars????</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Nope.&nbsp; That was past her peak as a supermodel.&nbsp; The model in the video was Helena Christensen:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3"><a href="http://chrisisaak.online.fr/english/us-screencaps-wg.htm">http://chrisisaak.online.fr/english/us-screencaps-wg.htm</a></font></p>

Earlshog
05-16-2006, 05:26 AM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Stewart Copeland. Hey-- give me a break! I was 15 and Zenyatta Mondatta just came out! <img src="http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/deathmetalfuzzybutt.jpg" border="0" /> <p>so in my estimation that would make you 53.... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

jafter
05-16-2006, 07:00 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Stewart Copeland. Hey-- give me a break! I was 15 and Zenyatta Mondatta just came out! <img src="http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/deathmetalfuzzybutt.jpg" border="0" /> <p>so in my estimation that would make you 53.... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Sorry genius you are off by a 12 years.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I have to stick up for my buddy Fuzzy. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

EliSnow
05-16-2006, 07:22 AM
<strong>MrTerrific</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm not completely certain of who the first person was, nor exactly when it was, but it was either in one of these situations:</p><p>1) Watching a scrambled Cinemax movie, either Emmanuelle or Lady Chatterly (so then it would be Sylvia Kristel)</p><p>2) Watching Body Double, when they showed the lead character watching a porno channel which had&nbsp;a host and a porn star talking about how she is an exhibitionist leading into the trailer for Holly Does Hollywood.&nbsp; </p><p>3)&nbsp; My dad's copy of Playboy's 25th anniversary issue, which had numerous pictures of past Playboy bunnies.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I've been thinking about this more, and I think it was the Playboy 25th anniversary issue, and the specific person was either Candy Loving or one of two women who did a pictorial with a man playing Dracula.</font></p>

angelinad128
05-16-2006, 07:39 AM
I'm lame and so loyal to who I'm with. The first time I did it was to my then &quot;real&quot; boyfriend, who I lost my virginity to, who became my ex-husband.

Don Stugots
05-16-2006, 08:06 AM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br>I'm lame and so loyal to who I'm with. The first time I did it was to my then "real" boyfriend, who I lost my virginity to, who became my ex-husband.<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

thats not lame. i batch a few times a week to the private moments shared by my chick and me. its a nice change of pace from the porn in m head.

Jujubees2
05-19-2006, 02:26 PM
God, it was so long ago, like 30 years!&nbsp; I think it was to a National Lampoon I found in my father's drawer.

Coach
05-21-2006, 11:03 PM
I don't remember if I posted...6 or 7 watching Helen Hunt and her&nbsp;&quot;mom&quot; in the water&nbsp;in Swiss Family Robinson series on Wonderful World of Disney.

TheSoundAndFury
05-22-2006, 10:33 AM
definitely jenna jameson, friends told me about her so I went to go see what all the fuss was about.<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheSoundAndFury on 5-22-06 @ 2:33 PM</span>

Kurtis9
10-31-2006, 07:42 AM
<p>First batch ever, remember it too well, it's almost scary:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n150/wkwieman/250px-Phoebe_Cates_Fast_Times.jpg" border="0" /></p>

pete_in_NJ
10-31-2006, 12:36 PM
<p>Wendy o' Williams. early 80's. It was a full page picture from Cream magazine. Live shot on stage where she was only wearing black panties and electric tape over her nipples. I couldnt find the picture online. It was something like this picture below . minus the shirt.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p align="center"><img width="204" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/img/artists/10507.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

Gvac
10-31-2006, 03:35 PM
<p>Probably Ursula Andress in &quot;The Sensuous Nurse.&quot;&nbsp; </p><p>I was about twelve or thirteen and could catch that movie on late night cable fairly regularly. &nbsp;</p><p>At twelve or thirteen, I could also batch fairly regularly. &nbsp;</p><p>Like 7 or 8 times a night. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

A.J.
11-01-2006, 04:26 AM
<p><img height="330" src="http://users.ev1.net/~hlsports/021483.JPG" width="239" border="0" /></p><p><img height="304" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e8/230px-198306_Cover.jpg" width="229" border="0" /></p>

FUNKMAN
11-01-2006, 04:29 AM
<p><strong><font size="1">FIRST PERSON U BATCHED TO?</font></strong> </p><p>one of my mom's friends... i know i had my first naughty dream &quot;that i can remember&quot; about one of e'm</p><p>i need therapy&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

burrben
11-02-2006, 04:32 AM
i think it was shannon tweed on some late night movie on cinemax

Don Stugots
11-02-2006, 06:26 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>menschems</strong> wrote:<br />Four words: <p>
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling </p><p>
(especially

If all the world is a stage...where the heck are my cue cards?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>same for me.&nbsp; Tina Ferrari (ivory) and her tag team partner Ashley Cartier gave me my first thoughts of threesomes. &nbsp;&nbsp; hollywood and vine were my really dirty girls.&nbsp;</p>

Wrecked
11-02-2006, 07:12 AM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Can girls post in this thread? <img src="http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/deathmetalfuzzybutt.jpg" border="0" /> <p>it's friggin' ENCOURAGED</p>

hereintheUK
11-07-2006, 01:40 PM
<img width="150" height="193" border="0" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/vlcmdude/topanga.jpg" />

Hottub
11-07-2006, 01:42 PM
Can't quite remember the first, but the last was Kirsty in that bikini yesterday!!