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Tall_James
08-28-2002, 06:27 AM
Fowl hubby had sex with frozen chicken
A WIFE has filed for divorce after catching her husband having sex with a FROZEN CHICKEN.

Shocked Jean Curtis, 47, claims ex-military cop Ian was clad in a blouse and rubber stockings as he lay on the sofa with the bird.

She sobbed last night: "My jaw just dropped. I said, `You dirty b*****, that's my Sunday lunch'. He was calm as you like and said, `It's all right - we can still eat it'. I kicked him out."

Furious Jean, from Bury, Gtr Manchester, is citing the depraved incident in divorce papers along with other examples of Curtis's unreasonable behaviour, including:

BEGGING her to romp with other women for home-made blue movies.

BLOWING their benefit money on saucy Ann Summers gear ... for himself.

STOPPING her watching Coronation Street by smashing up their TV.

They had been married only six months and had moved to a flat in Glasgow when Jean found kinky Curtis, 42, with the chicken.

The thrice-wed mum of five said: "I went into the lounge and he was lying on the couch. He was wearing my silk blouse, the stockings and was there with the chicken out the freezer."

Her divorce lawyer Lee Doyle confirmed to The Sun: "Jean has given us a statement which details the same grounds she has told you."

We tracked Curtis to his new bedsit in Cardiff - where he branded Jean's claims "bulls***."

The bearded dad of three snarled: "Someone else in Glasgow says he caught me having sex with a chicken and told Jean. It's not true."

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 8-28-02 @ 10:33 AM

Aggie
08-28-2002, 06:35 AM
and why is she telling people this?

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TomPoo
08-28-2002, 06:41 AM
and why is she telling people she this?


I guess she wants people to know her husbands a cock sucker

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Freeze
08-28-2002, 06:48 AM
Sick who would do such a sick act. How can you even get wood from a FROZEN chicken.

Its pretty cold in here.......

A.J.
08-28-2002, 06:51 AM
I guess she wants people to know her husbands a cock sucker


More like a cock fucker.

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sunndoggy8
08-28-2002, 02:24 PM
I think that when your thirdhusband starts fucking chickens, you have to re-evaluate whether you're just picking the wrong guys to marry.

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Patches
08-28-2002, 02:50 PM
Wow. Beastiality, necrophilia, and just plain F'ing disgusting all in one. Nice.

PS- His wife should have "cold-cocked him!"

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Death Metal Moe
08-28-2002, 07:51 PM
THIS DUCK STILL LIVE

I know it's a chicken, I just LOVE yelling that!

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