How To Avoid Jury Duty

[The Blowhard]

Man 'uses jury summons as toilet paper and sends it back'

A Connecticut man allegedly used his jury summons as toilet paper then sent it back to court officials.

The 38-year-old from Westport allegedly also wrote: "Stop wasting paper" on the summons before returning it to the Connecticut Judicial Department.

Officers say a worker with the Office of Jury Administration in Wethersfield opened the envelope, then informed her boss who called police.

He's been charged with harassment and breach of peace.

Police say the summons hasn't been tested to see if the excrement is human or animal.


Story filed: 16:48 Thursday 22nd August 2002


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[ADF]

My dad always told me that if I was picked for jury duty to tell the judge, "I'll make a great juror because I can tell if I guy's guilty just by lookin' at him!"

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[F1Gm3nT]

I got the jury duty letter...
all i gotta say is... I got my red Ernesto "El Che" Guevara T shirt ready

"Feel wit da massive. Deal wit da matter."
- Mc Skibadee

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[Tall_James]

I got out of jury duty once doing the following (and I will do it again when I am called): When the judge panels the prospective jurors, he asks if anyone would have a problem if the defendant does not take the stand in his own defense. I raised my hand and said "I would have a problem with that." The judge asked why and I responded "If I was in his situation and I was innocent - I would be aching to get on the stand and tell the truth that I was innocent. If he doesn't take the stand - that says a lot to me and would influence my decision." The judge dismissed me on the spot.

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[The Blowhard]

Attending jury duty in Kings County(Brooklyn) is always entertaining.
I was on a jury once where the defense lawyer smiled at me and showed me her cleavage. Too bad she was 65. GUILTY!

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[ThePointer]

I just sent back the notice and on the envelope I wrote "deceased" never heard from Kings county again

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[FelixDasGato]

During one of the interviews they asked what I did to relax, I told them this and that and I i liked to watch TV, they asked what shows, so I rattled off some shows and also included COPS saying that I liked it alot. They stopped me right there and I was dismissed.

[Violent Jay]

get the shirt that says kill them all and let god sort em out

[Violent Jay]

Another way is if the yask can you be impartial say no the same thing happened to me or whatever and your gone



This message was edited by Violent Jay on 8-27-02 @ 12:20 AM

[Freeze]

The trick to get out of jury duty is to say you racist against every race _homer simpson_ Didnt fez have grand jury duty

Its pretty cold in here.......

[Death Metal Moe]

If any of you want to borrow a Death Metal T-shirt of mine to get out of jury duty, let me know.

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